Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)

Twilight was lifting books with her magic frantically and then came across the Jeff the Killer book and started going through the pages.

'Jeff the Killer.... IS REAL..... But how come he was normal.... Although on my way here I passed an old house and seemed to hear voices that were arguing with each other........ Jeff must have a split personality.... So his mind didn't completely snap..... This is just a theory but I think that when Jeff went crazy a half of his mind was still sane and the other psycho and they can only switch between each other if one of them agrees to or if there's enough chaos or kindness.' She thought.

She then got the book in her saddle bag and then went out to the old abondened house.

Twillight stared upon the old house and thought it seen better days. She was very scared that she was going into the house of a killer and a killer with a split personality. She pushed the door open and trotted in. The place was a mess: walls had mold on them, furniture was destroyed, wood was ripped off and whiskey was all over the place.

'I'd wish he'd keep his house in better check.' Twilight thought.

Although there was one room that was still in good condition: The bedroom upstairs. It looked like a normal room and it was clean unlike the rest of the house. Suddenly she felt as if somepony was breathing on her... She turned around but didn't see anypony.

"It's very rude to come into a house uninvited." A voice said.

Twilight then turned back around and then the lights went out. She then lit up her horn and looked all around the house. She went back downstairs and then heard hoofsteps behind her, she turned around quickly and caught a glimpse of a white hoof. Then she heard laughing that sounded insane.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." The voice said.

"Who's there?" The lavender unicorn asked.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.............. You should really knock on the door before coming in." The voice said.

Then she saw another light coming towards her. It appeared to be a horn and the unicorn approaching her was Jeff. Although he looked different now......... His insane, cut smile was on him and his eyelids were gone.

"Jeff?" Twilight asked.

"Are you referring to me or the other sane Jeff? Who isn't here right now..... But I'll bring him a message once we're done here." Jeff the Killer said.

He then reached into his gray hoodie and pulled out a knife but seemed to have a hard time to holding it and dropped it.

'Damn it. This is tough when you don't have fingers.' The psycho Jeff thought.

He then lit up his horn and an aura went around the knife and it levitated and the sharp blade was up to Twilight's neck.

"Shoulda done this a long time ago." The psycho killer side said.

He then tackled her to the ground and then tried stabbing her but Twilight teleported away and reappeared by the door but it was locked.

"Extra precautions. So you don't get away." Jeff the Killer said.

He then lunged again but the lavender unicorn teleported away and his knife got stuck in the wall and Twilight opened the door to the basement and ran down. Jeff then got his knife free and then ran down the stairs but was met with darkness. He then chuckled to himself and then levited a lighter out of his pocket and lit it.

"Giggle at the ghastly..... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Snortle at the spooky..... He he he he he he he he..... Guffaw at the grossly...... heh heh heh....... Crack up at the creepy.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....... Whoop it up with the weepy..... Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm........ Chortle at the kooky....... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." Jeff sang and laughed.

Twilight could hear him singing and laughing as she hid under the table and she heard him say,

"And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... hahahaha... heh..."

She could hear his voices getting louder and then she suddenly felt a pain in her back and turned around to see the crazy smile of Jeff and his knife in her back.

"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh."

Twilight then bucked him off and he crashed into a wall which crumbled when he impacted with it. She then got the knife out of her back and then ran up the stairs but her hoof got trapped as the boards snapped. She then looked in horror to see Jeff the Killer Pony slowly trot up the stairs. She tried everything to get her leg unstuck but then cast a blinding spell on Jeff and he tumbled back down the stairs. Twilight then teleported out of the basement and upstairs, into the bedroom, closed the door, locked it and baricaded it. She then looked over and saw five rolls of parchment, a quill, ink and a magic fire machine. She then wrote this message on the parchments:

Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie

I knew who the murderer is all along.... He's Jeff, Pinkie's friend, although not sanely. His mind is seperated in two parts: one sane and the other psychotic. He's currently in the psychotic stage and he's hunting me down. By the time you get these letters it may be too late for me. I'm at the old abandoned house in the dark parts. Come here immediately as possible and also get Princess Celestia and the Royal Guard. And if I may be found dead...... I just want you to know that you've been wonderful friends and I'll never forget you.

Your faithful friend forever, Twilight Sparkle

Twilight then turned on the machine and sent the letters. Suddenly she heard bucking on the door and a hole being made and Jeff's face pearing into it.

"Heeeeeeeere's Jeffy!!!!!!"