Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)

The last thing Twilight saw before she blacked out was the insane smile of the psycho side of Jeff. When she awoke she was tied to a chair and Jeff the Killer Pony smiling in her face.

"About time. I was starting to get bored." He said.

"W-w-w-w-w-what are you gonna do to me?" Twilight asked nervously.

"What do you think..... But only once all of your friends are here. Their bound to find out your missing and come looking for you." The psycho killer said completely oblivious to the fact the lavender unicorn sent letters to her friends,

"Now I could slice your neck right now but that takes the fun out of it...... So you better prepare for a slow, merciless death."

Twilight could smell his breath which reeked of whiskey.

'Please get here soon girls.' She thought hopefully.

The rest of the Mane Six arrived at the house and Rainbow Dash bucked down the door and she shouted,

"Twilight!! We're here to save you!!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... So you did come." A voice said.

The five mares looked up the stairs and saw Jeff the Killer Pony staring down at them.

"I was starting to think everypony wouldn't show up to the party."

"A party?" Pinkie asked surprised.

"The KILLING party." The psycho said and laughed.

"What the hay have you done to our friend?!" Applejack shouted.

"Nothing.... YET. I'm waiting until I'm done with you girls. And I'm not telling you where she's hidden." Jeff the Killer said.

"I'm in the bedroom girls!" Twilight shouted.

"Shut the buck up!" Jeff shouted throwing a bottle of whiskey in the room and it breaking.

"OW!" Twilight shouted.

"Keep ... QUIET!!" The psycho Jeff shouted.

"Hey... Leave our friend alone!!! I may not like violence but I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES IF YOU HARM HER ANYMORE!!!" Rarity shouted.

"WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE SO I CAN SHOVE A KNIFE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THEN STAB ALL OF YOUR ORGANS!!!!" The psycho shouted in anger which the five couldn't tell because of his always smiling face.

"What a barbarian." The white unicorn said.

"You better believe it toots." Jeff sassed.

Rarity then gasped and then fainted but Dash caught her.

"Hey don't you go hitting on my friends." The blue pegasus said.

"Why? Want her for yourself... Lesbian?" The psycho joked.

"That's it let me at him!!!" Dash shouted.

"Uh uh uh." Jeff said with a levitating knife,

"Try to get close to me and I'll stab this knife into your friends head."

Rainbow Dash growled in frustration and embaressment. The five friends then got into a huddle. Rarity then awoke from heer fainted state and then the five got into a huddle.

"Okay girls. How are we going to get past that psychopath?" She asked.

"Ah don't know." Applejack said stumped.

"..... Oh I know." Pinkie said,

"How about we distract that meanie side of Jeffy Weffy while Rarity casts an invisibility spell and sneak Twilight out."

"For once that's a great idea." Dash said.

"Let's do it." Fluttershy said.

Then Applejack called out,

"Hey Jeff. You know I've always wanted to know how you got this way."

"Really? Nopony's ever been interested in me. Ah what the hell. Well it all started when me, my parents and brother Liu moved here to Ponyville 13 years ago." The psycho Jeff went on.

Rarity then cast the invisibility spell on herself and snuck up the stairs. She snuck into the bedroom and got over to Twilight and untied her.

"Twilight, darling. It's Rarity."

"I'm so glad you girls are here." The lavender unicorn said getting free of the chair and tossing the magic inhibitor ring off her horn.

The two then cast the invisibility spell on each other and snuck up behind Jeff the Killer and then tackled him down the stairs.

"Hey! Get the buck offa me!!!" The psycho shouted firing two magic blasts at them causing to recoil into the group,

"Clever ponies. But not clever enough."

He then made a knife appear and slowly approached the ponies watching the fear in their eyes. Suddenly Fluttershy came out and then got close enough to him and she started staring right at him

"HOW DARE YOU!" She shouted,

"First you kill innocent ponies who didn't do a thing to you and now you hurt my friends!! You ungrateful, merciless monster!!! You have no disregard for ponykind at all and you turned your back on your family who only wanted to help!!!!"

"You weren't there!!! They didn't love my new face!!!! I made them pay!!!!" Jeff shouted.

"If you had only gotten help you wouldn't have turned out like this!!!! Now turn yourself in and let the princesses help you!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" The yellow pegasus said angry.

"Actually... There is one thing I understand." The psycho said.

Then suddenly Fluttershy felt a pain in her chest and looked down to see a knife lodged in there.

"I understand how foalish you are that it would lead to your own death." The psycho Jeff said.

Fluttershy felt heavy as blood dripped from her wound and she fell down onto the floor and Jeff pulled the knife loose.

"Heh.... Looks like it's just the five of you now." The psycho said slowly approaching the mares.

"P-p-p-p-please.... Stop." Pinkie said.

Jeff looked at the pink mare and saw that her hair and tail had deflated and a look of sadness.

"Jeffy.... This isn't you..... You're letting your psychotic side consume you...... I know cause I had a psycho side as well but I let it go...... You let it control your life. This isn't the Jeffy I knew but he's still in there....... Please... Fight the darkness. Be normal....... I miss you and.......... I love you." She finished.

"Fitting for last words but I'm the only one who can let him...." The psycho Jeff began but was interrupted by the sane Jeff.

"Enough!!!!! Pinkie's right. I've let darkness consume me but let it consume half of me. But no longer." He said.

Then one of Jeff's hooves turned blue and then slammed into his face. Twilight then saw that Jeff's sane side was fighting his insane side and then she got an idea. She lit up her horn and cast a very powerfull spell and then a flash of light the two Jeff's were seperated from each other. Applejack then lassoed Psycho Jeff and Pinkie helped Sane Jeff up. Just at that moment many royal guards busted in along with Princess Celestia.

"Here you go fellahs. Keep an eye on him.... Better yet banish him to the sun where he belongs." Applejack said as the Royal guards put hoof cuffs on Psycho Jeff and took him away.

"Thank you for leading us to the killer Twilight. You're becoming quite the detective sleuth..... Looks like Fluttershy took a stab but it looks like she's still breathing.... Just unconscious.... I'll get her to the hospital" Celestia said, levitated the unconscious yellow pegasus onto her back and then exited and gave her student a wink.

"Jeffy... Are you alright?" Pinkie asked.

"I am know. Thank you....... Did you... Mean what you said?" Sane Jeff asked.

"Mean what?" The pink pony asked.

"When you said you loved me..... Did you... mean it?"

"Of couse I did..... Remember all those years ago when I said we'd be friends forever.... Well forever's over with.... Now..... Will you be my special somepony?" Pinkie asked.

"....... Yes... I will." The blue former killer pony said.

Then the pink party pony's tail and hair puffed up again and she hugged Jeff really tight. The two then looked into each other eyes and then starting kissing each other.

"Awwwwwwwwwww." Rarity went.

The two then looked over and the white pony then regained her composure and said,

"Terribly sorry.... Didn't mean to spoil the moment."

Then everypony laughed with each other while Jeff and Pinkie went outside to start their relationship.