YTP my little acid trip friends on LSD: Rebellion: Redemption: Recognition: Retribution: Requiem: Resignation: Revelation Recollection: Retirement: Reborn: Rebirth: Rampancy: Rising: Reloaded: Revamped: The Reconing: Downfall: V.2: The Epidemic of Plums!

sequence 2 the rosenverse!

Sequence 2: the Rosenverse!

“Extraterrestrials, killing pedestrians and raping lesbians while they’re all screaming let’s just be friends!” -Eminem

Twilight and here friends watched as Michael, Mervin, and Rainbow Dash left, then she felt an immense heat on her back, she stared ahead to full of fear to look behind her. Once the heat passed she gathered up the courage to look behind her. It was horrifying and beautiful at the same time; a large glowing cloud rose from the scorched earth below, and formed a mushroom like shape as it rose. As she stared transfixed on that, she didn’t the cloud that was travelling rapidly horizontally in all directions.

Just before the shock wave hit her Paul Ryan jumped out in front of the group, and parted the shock wave with a single stroke of his chain saw. “You left me at the library!” He seethed as he put the chainsaw, which Twilight notice had the words black dick written on it, back in it’s sheath.

Meanwhile in Europe:

“HERE WE ARE!” Mervin yelled enthusiastically as the trio poofed into existence.

“Wow poofing in? luckytheseal obviously got cheep and reused the same effect form Dark Calling. He really is just a terrible writer!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

“Ah yes I remember now! We never left Yepre!” Michael said in sudden realization. “Come along now the British Channel is just north.” Michael said, and then was halted by a hail of bullets. “Dam it I forgot this her is territory of the Jewish Nazis!” Michael exclaimed as he ducked into the mud. Rainbow Dash looked around, a saw the enemy’s banner, a fed flag, with a white circle, and a black Star of David in the center, then she to dove into the mud.

Michael drew his spoon and threw it into one of the Jewish Nazi’s eyes. He then rushed the group and used the plum of power to make all but one of them spontaneously combust.

He grabbed the last of them by the collar held him up and screamed in his face, “You! Are! 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inadequate.” He then threw the man into the British channel, which as it turns out was just over the ridge. “Well, HERE WE ARE!” He yelled down to his companions.

“Does he always do that?” Rainbow Dash asked Mervin.

“Only when we are here.” He replied.

Meanwhile at sweat apple (cum) acres:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before Mr. Ryan killed big Mac AJ jumped between them. “Wait! don’t kill ma brother!”

Big Mac blinked a couple times. “Oh gosh darn it! I forgot you was in Ponyville. I’m sorry AJ.”

“Yeah yeah real touching now let’s get going.” Paul said as he tried to brush of the blood that now stained his suit.

Mean while in Canterlot:

Luna looked over a map of the world that showed all troop deployments. On the main land the Earth Pony supremacists where gaining much ground, and overseas their colonies in Zebraca were rebelling. Today was a very bad day.

“Your majesty the poles are in!” A guard yelled with glee.

“Good have them sent to Auschwitz Asylum for the Mentally Gay!” She said clapping her hooves together in celebration.

“No, the voting poles. 80% of the brony community says that they liked you only because you where over shadowed by your sister, now that you are queen, you kind of suck. The board of directors wants you replaced with Cadence!”

“Have the board sent to Auschwitz instead!” Luna demanded.

Meanwhile in London:

“Squeaky Klan Kars how may I help you?”

“I dropped my Café of for a oil change a week ago and yet it isn’t here!” Michael screamed into the telephone. The Plum Café V.1.3 had arrived in London went to the location of the café and found it missing.

“Yeah sorry new guy drove it into the Thames, if you want we can get you a coupon? For a 2% off your next oil change as compensation?”

“Oh well never mind then” Michael said then he hung up, stepped out of the phone booth, walked to the edge of the river, held out the plum of power and through his will raised a giant golden pyramid from the river. “Ah the plumb Café!” he said as he looked over the monolith before him.

meanwhile in canterlot:

“My lady I have good news bad news and more good news!” the guard said.

“What is it?” Luna asked; her curiosity peaked.

“Well the board of directors is in fact the Poles in disguise!”

“good two birds with one stone!”

“but we aren’t authorized to sentence them.” The guard elaborated.

“fuck!”

“But to keep things interesting they said you can remain queen as long as you are Nightmare Moon!”

“Fine.” She then tackled the guard, began ripping a tearing him to pieces, and absorbing his biomass Alex Mercer style. Part way through she stopped the evisceration to eat his intestines like they where spaghetti. Once the feast was complete she allowed the dark essence with in all ponies to seep into her, the transformation was complete she was Nightmare Moon!

(dramatic music)

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