YTP my little acid trip friends on LSD: Rebellion: Redemption: Recognition: Retribution: Requiem: Resignation: Revelation Recollection: Retirement: Reborn: Rebirth: Rampancy: Rising: Reloaded: Revamped: The Reconing: Downfall: V.2: The Epidemic of Plums!

Sequence 3: LOOK AT THIS MICHAEL ROSEN TAKES A TRIP TO ASS WHILE BEENU AND WEEGEE HAVE A RAP EXECUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1337

Tim Horton’s is run by Nazis because they want to send children to camps!

–Serious100

Weegee pulled Discord to him and de-stonified him.

“master! What are you doing here, I mean I’m ever loyal and oh fuck this why the hell are you here?!” Discord asked. Of all the shit that could happen this shit wuz the most fucked.

Weegee simply stole the chaos energy from Discord then tossed him away. Discord oh so conveniently landed with the mane 4 plus Big Mac.

“Celestia fuck me with a solar flare!” Discord said indignantly.

“Hey! That’s my line!” A small grey unicorn in strange barding who had literally just fallen from a chaos induced time space warp in the sky yelled over, then looked at the sky and started hyperventilating.

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meanwhile with in Fillydelphia:

Pinky looked over her conquered subjects, they all bowed either out of fear or respect. It was good to be the Fuhrer!

“Aw yeah now we can get the Nazi party started!” She yelled from her podium and had DJ-PON3 dj one more party before being sent to the chamber of commerce (the ultimate death by torture).

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meanwhile in Canterlot:

Luna-oops, Nightmare Moon, had just killed the board of directors, and realizing that if she could kill them, she could kill… anyone, she did. “Public executions for everypony!”

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Meanwhile in side the Plum Café:

Michael Rosen looked around, it all seemed alright minus the dead Squeaky Klan Kars employ in the command booth, something wuz off. “David’s little gang get the fuck out of my Café!” there was no response…

“wat? David’s little gang is always trying to jump us in here…” Mervin said, slightly disturbed by the silence.

“So what now?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Well the plum is out of power, and needs some recharge sex, so RD…” Michael said getting his ‘assume the position face’ on.

“Hell no, I’m about as straight as a curly fry!” Rainbow Dash protested.

“oh, this’ll fix that, Mervin leave this room, or no breathing!” Michael said as he got a bong out of the cupboard.

(insert the events of the 4-20 special here)

“I feel unclean!” Rainbow Dash complained as Michael piloted the café over the Mediterranean, constantly having to avoid flack from the not holy, not roman, and not an empire, holy roman empire.

“That’s not very nice! Not very nice at all, in fact it rather horrible.” Michael retorted. “Now we just need to go to the World Capital, Kigali Rwanda!” he then metaphorically floored it (no, it’s just lazy writing), and they jumped to Kigali.

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Meanwhile in the street out side that hotel in Kigali:

The Supreme Council’s slow motion epic walk down the road put to the song chariots of fire, had finally ended, leaving them exactly 15 meters from the hotel’s front door.

At that moment the council’s newest member Cyber noticed the plum Café roaring towards them, and watched as it stopped on a dime mere inches in front of them.

“I pity the foo who drives that nasty rat’s ass of a plum café!” council member Mr. T exclaimed.

The door of the Café burst open and the plum Café v.1.3 ran out. “Join us and help us find the Hundreds and hundred and millions of googolplexes of plums so we can kick weegee to da curb!” Michael yelled to the most powerful beings in the multiverse.

The entire crowd of epic dudes all shouted “YAY!” and ran aboard.

Once aboard it was time for some planning. “Ok, it’s going to be a very very very long trip to Afghanistan, where the plums are, since the plum is too weak to jump, and sex is illegal in Kigali. So Kurt Cobain, write us a theme song on the way there, and oh I should probably take away your shotgun privileges.” Michael said, and stared at Rainbow Dash when he said sex.

“whoa! Di you just say Afghanistan?” The crash course guy asked. “because, no one conquers Afghanistan, except the Mongols.” It was true, Afghanist was the only nation not dominated by the Rwandan government.

At that moment SSoHPKC piped up. “Yeah we’re going to need to haul ass and get some serious shotgun rain going or it’s going to be bad news bears!”

“Ahem, I’m right here!” said Genghis Khan from the back row.

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Meanwhile with Nightmare Moon:

The executioner brought the next victim forward. The bag was removed from his head, revealing him to be Weegee! Instantly the guards keeled over and died, his bonds where cut, and he was upon her. With each thrust his member grew longer, soon it came (LOL) out her mouth and she choked on it, Weegee then ripped her open and took the result of his ethereal seed, a baby Luna he decided to name Wuna, he then sent her to Brazil to become a prostitute.

However he was not alone, on the other end of the room wuz Binoo the cat. Weegee locked eyes with opponent ready for what was to cum.

Binoo took a deep breath and let the words fly. “I’mma gonna suck some dicks I got lubricant in pocket, I-I-I’m humping looking for Wee-gee this is fucking sause!”

When it was his turn, Weegee knew he couldn’t beat the French Canadian cat rapist extraordinaire, so he just killed her with mind bullets.

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meanwhile with the mane 4 (spoilerz) soon to be 3:

“Discord what the fucking hell are you doing here?!” Twilight demanded.

“Fak u spilight twarckle!” was his only reply.

At that moment David’s elite 1337th regiment of teh gangsta guard showed up with RPGs. 20 stepped forward, took a knee, aimed, fired, then stepped back and reloaded while another stepped forward and fire, then they repeated this. Each RPG hit Applejack turning her into a red cloud of bloody mist. “Isn’t nature fascinating?” Fluttershy said as she stared at the cloud that had been her friend.

Then none other then David him self stepped forward. “You must die!” was all he said before he was interrupted by another. King Dude Man kicked over David and stomped on his head in a way that caused his head to burst like a grape spattering blood all over Rarity, who passed out from the grossness.

“aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahh fggts!” said King Dude Man from over David’s body. His little gang then committed ritual suicide.

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