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An Eque$trian Payday

by The card holder
A group of robbers end up at ground zero of Earth and Equestria having portals opening between them. The robbers blend in with the crowd and bide their time; at least, until they decide that Equestria has some nifty things to steal...

Compared to their past heists, this one was going rather badly. It takes an armored truck being driven by their "handler" to get the crew out of this one. But before they could celebrate yet another pile of money in their possession, one of the strangest things happens...

While all of the politicians, scientists, and the military are worrying about the portals that opened up to some kind of alternate dimension, the crew blends in with the crowds of people coming to this world full of "ponies".
But of course, the allure of more heists presents itself even here...
So it's time to load up and grab your mask. It's payday.

Ignores the season 3 finale, and as such the entirety of season 4

Teen
Complete
Crossover
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
 
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46780 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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34 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: This Just In... 2013-03-24 21:57:15 UTC
    1035
  2. Testing the Waters 2013-04-02 00:07:54 UTC
    3261
  3. Renovations, Purchases, and Preperations 2013-04-06 21:23:56 UTC
    2778
  4. Birthday Ba$h and Grab 2013-04-07 22:11:54 UTC
    2920
  5. Damage Control 2013-04-11 23:22:19 UTC
    798
  6. Preliminary Check-Up 2013-04-17 23:39:07 UTC
    981
  7. Blood $pillage 2013-04-21 21:10:27 UTC
    2504
  8. Brief Post-Op Adjustments 2013-05-02 23:29:43 UTC
    295
  9. A Twilight Interlude 2013-05-25 13:41:42 UTC
    1046
  10. $ugar and $pice and a Whole Lot of Gold 2013-06-09 21:51:00 UTC
    1124
  11. A Lucrative Business Opportunity 2013-07-02 18:48:27 UTC
    373
  12. Fir$t World Problem$ 2013-08-18 18:36:35 UTC
    1500
  13. Out of the Frying Pan... 2013-08-31 03:06:11 UTC
    690
  14. Framing the Fine Art$ (Day 1) 2013-09-28 19:52:28 UTC
    1452
  15. Framing the Fine Art$ (Day 2) 2013-11-02 14:44:37 UTC
    956
  16. Job Critique 2013-11-25 19:57:09 UTC
    641
  17. Jewelry $tore 2013-12-09 18:00:55 UTC
    1272
  18. Prelude to Criminal Intent 2014-01-02 08:52:49 UTC
    631
  19. Traffic $top 2014-01-04 16:30:14 UTC
    1862
  20. The Big One 2014-01-24 00:38:15 UTC
    584
  21. The Harmony Hei$t (Day 1) - Casing 2014-02-03 16:49:07 UTC
    498
  22. The Harmony Hei$t (Day 2) - Prepping 2014-03-01 06:36:20 UTC
    607
  23. Final Briefing 2014-03-02 16:10:52 UTC
    862
  24. The Harmony Hei$t (Day 3) - Ballroom Blitz 2014-03-03 20:08:50 UTC
    3322
  25. Negotiations 2014-05-04 20:19:26 UTC
    2899
  26. The Road to Payback 2014-06-05 00:38:20 UTC
    1549
  27. A Vengeful Death Wi$h (Part 1) - Sneaking in Silence 2014-06-12 22:26:25 UTC
    1327
  28. A Vengeful Death Wi$h (Part 2) - Bringing the Violence 2014-07-04 05:05:50 UTC
    1685
  29. The Hand-Off 2014-07-21 18:57:32 UTC
    885
  30. Epilogue 2014-07-21 18:57:37 UTC
    966
  31. BONUS: Blood $pillage alt. events 2014-10-10 18:32:35 UTC
    1355
  32. BONUS: Harmony Hei$t stealth approach 2014-11-01 15:06:25 UTC
    2250
  33. BONUS: Framing the Fine Art$ Day 2 (loud) 2014-11-02 15:05:29 UTC
    1068
  34. BONUS: Preview 2014-11-04 18:30:12 UTC
    804