The REAL Story of Twilight Sparkle

“GET TO WORK!” Celestia barked. “WHERE’S MY DRINK?!”

A mint green unicorn with the cutie mark of a small golden harp and a tracking collar, a black strip of leather with a blinking red dot of light in the center, around her neck walked up trembling to the throne of “The Great Celestia.” It was the largest floor in the royal castle in Canterlot. It was lined with once light and dark purple walls, now turning a slight shared of grey. In the walls were large glass windows, every other being a stained glass painting, telling the tales of the harmony between the sisters, the sister’s defeat of Discord, Celestia’s defeat of Nightmare Moon, now cracked and even some are shattered. The room had large once beautiful purple stone tiles carved in the middle with Celestia’s cutie mark, now cracked and stained with spots and small pools of blood. The throne itself was made entirely out of pure gold. It had a white tapestry with a sun in the middle hanging from the top of the throne, now stained with patches of pink dried blood, down to the seat, which was a large white cushion stuffed with only the softest material and feathers of all Equestria, stained yellow with age, feathers spilling out of a rip in the side. The unicorn gave her message.

“I-I’m s-sorry your highness b-but we are out of V-Vodka. Would you l-like som-”

“OUT OF VODKA?!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING!! GUARDS!!”  Celestia screeched.

Two guards in stepped out of the shadows from each side of her throne. One was a young black unicorn stallion with a silver an white mane and golden amber eyes, with a silver shield with a lightning bolt in the center, wearing the royal gold armor. The other was a even younger white unicorn stallion with mixed tints of blue in his mane, sea blue eyes, and a sparkling shield for a cutie mark, also wearing golden armor.

“TAKE HER AWAY!!!” Celestia harshly commanded.

“Yes your majesty.” They said in unison as they activated their magic and dragged the soon dead unicorn out of sight in a blended glow of pink-violet and orange-gold.

The unicorn screamed and started bawling.

“W-what…WAIT WHAT DID I DO??? PLEASE DON”T HURT ME WHAT DID I DO?!” She screamed as she was dragged away.

Celestia called after the yelping unicorn and said

“AND CALL ME MAJESTY!!! HIGHNESS IS FOR WEAK AND PITIFULL PRINCESSES!!!!”

She soon heard, “W-what a-are you g-going to do to m- aaAAAAAAUGHHHHUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!” and crunching as a machine in the back of the palace crushed and grinded the poor unicorn to shreds.

“Shouldn’t have done that…” Celestia said in a taunting whisper as a dastardly grin grew on the princess’s deranged face.

A another guard came running in to the large throne room and skidded to a halt before the princess. She snapped back to attention and asked “Why are you here? State your business guard.”

“Your majesty, we *gasp* found a young filly on the streets. What *gasp* shall we do with her *gasp*?” he panted.

“Hmmm…..” the princess thought about this. “…about how old is she?”

“Very young. Barley above a foal.”

“Hmmm…. Put her in an adoptive family in the secondary castle. She shall be raised normally until she is old enough. Got it?”

“Yes your majesty. What family should she be put with?”

“The Armour’s shall do.”