Chapters "Wow, this guy is so damn funny" I clicked on every video he had, and studied him and his "bros" He was very funny, and cute too. But when i was looking up "stephano", it was this ONE picture. that gave me a wing boner.(I SWEAR IT WASN'T R34) I got bored, so i read the hungry games. I also learned this new spell that can bring ANYTHING out of a computer, or a tablet divice. Then i looked at that same picture of stephano, on the bed, (No shirt *u*) eating ice cream like piggeh. than i looked at the book, and grinned grimly.
Stephano looked at the bridge across the creek. the bridge was a plank with "Slender man wuz here" written on it. "for Felix "
He tiptoed across the bridge, slowly, when a naked guy fell on him. "TELEPORTING NAKED GUYS! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!" The plank broke, and he fell down, down towards the creek. Demonic monsters stared up at stephano, licking their lips. Stephano put his hand over his heart, and shed a man tear, in the shape of the heart he had for pewdie. From the time they first met, to the time where he saw a bro drag him away, crying like a little girl. "I'm sorry pewds.." Then all the sudden, He froze. and he saw a portal rip open below him. Rainbows, candy, and hearts burst out of it, sucking him in "Jesus Christ, I'd rather be eaten by a bro."
"Well that was a waste!!! BULL!"I kicked the spell book off the desk. "Wheres my hot statue?! Huh? WHERE IS HE YA STUPID BOOK?! Oh I see. you work for the BARRELS EH?!" I levitated the book and threw it out the window. "FAHK YOU!!!!" *CRASH!* "Ooops... Sorry bon-bon!" I went in my room and lay on my bed. I gathered a quil and paper. "Dear princess Twilight, Today i learned that THE BOOK YOU GAVE ME WAS SH!T!! From your pissed student, rainbow mint." I put the quill down and lay on my back looking at the ceiling.
As soon as i woke up, i thought i was dreaming. It was that gold dude, Stephano! And he was laying on me...in a way. To make it better, he had no robe! But as i looked down, i frowned. He was still wearing his Justin Beiber Boxers..
What are you doin, Stephano?
I was to moved to speak. He was on me, sleeping, sucking his thumb. I didn't want to wake him up, but hes so cute :3 "Stephano? you alright?" He rolled over, laying on his back, his legs and arms were stretched out, IT WAS SO DAMN CUTE >:3 So I rubbed my hoof against his hair. It was soft as silk. And his skin, it was also silky, but human like. He had sock on, too. I dare you to guess it's color. It was yellow. (THAT IS CORRECT YOU WIN 999999999 BITS!!!) I curled u next to him and tickled his nose with my mane. His eyes twitched, and yawned. "Pewdie, it's not bromance time....uuuuuggghhhh..." "Talk about sleepy" "Uggghhh...Im not sleepy....im fahking tired...." I giggled, and knew he thought I was Felix. "OMG! LOOK! A BARREL!!" Stephano's eyes opened as fast as lightning. He sprang out of bed, holding his sword in a battle position. "COME AT ME BARREL!" "role play time X3 " I thought to myself. I hopped on stephano's back, pining him down on the floor. "NO YOU BARREL! GET OFF ME!"
"LOL NO." I nommed his hair. "Rawr!~ your naked, you know. <3" He got up, and threw me off his back, and looked down. "I'm not naked!!" He swiftly turned at me, pointing his sword against my neck. "FREEZE YOU...Rainbow...talking...donkey?" "I'm a pony. BTW I'm minty." "I-I'm Stephano" I held me hoof out to him. "You missed." I moved my hoof a bit closer. He looked at me like i was crazy. I rolled my eyes and moved his hand (with mah horn) into a brofist position. "Bro fist?" His eyes grew big, and he shuttered a little. "B-Bro fist?! How...HOW DID YOU KNOW??" "Dude. I was subscribed to pewdiepie since 2010." "That kinda explains....Pewdie..." Then he remembered his bro being dragged by a bro. "Why so gloom?" He told me what happened and how he saw a girly portal suck i'm in. And how he fell through the roof I looked up. "I can just sell his ass-He'a made of gold " I thought. He continued on how he saw me, he told me i was cute and he wanted to lay on me. "Wow. That's sad bro. I'll show ya around town, it'll be fine! trust me!" "There's more of these thing?! " He thought as I moved him on my back. "Lets ride."
"Stephano this is the school. It's ran by Ms. Cheerile. She is a purple mare with three flowers on her butt. Hey, lets go inside!" I turned around to see stephano shaking his head. I dragged his lazy ass with my magic and brought him in the school. Cheerile was teaching Algebra to her class. Diamond tiara was sitting in the corner. And appplebloom got her cutie mark-it was a pear ."HELLOO STUDENTS!!" I hollered. "GOOD MORNING MRS. MINT!" "Kids, Minty has to fill in for me. I have to take big macintosh to the hospital." And with that, it was only me, stephano, and the students. "Mrs. Mint, who is that?" twist pointed to stephano, sitting on Mrs. Cheerile's desk. "This, class, is Stephano. He is a warrior who fought barrels-" "BARRELS?! Wow! He sounds like a looser!" Silver spoon taunted. Stehano jumped off the desk and held his sword right in front of the gray pony. "I better watch what you say, kid" "Stephano, put it down." He turned at me blushing. He turned back at silver spoon. "Next time, i'll slit your neck, twerp."
He walked up to the desk in the front row, mocking a stunt "WOOK! I MADE A PICTURE OF YOU!!" He yellped in a goofy voice. The whole class burst into laughter. I grumbled. "Stephano, why dont you tell us your story." He leapt out of the chair, and stood on applebloom's desk. "WELL...it all strted when this nerd, felix, walked over...blah blah blah..." As he told the story of him and pewdie, the kid laughed, gaseped, and paid sharp attention
Next we went to sugarcube corner. "This is sugar cube corner. home of equestria's greatest bakery and sweet shop." "Sweets? like what?" "Cake, cookies, donuts, etc." "never eaten anything before, might as well try it." When he walked in the building by my side, he was greeted with the rich smell of melted chocolate. "this place looks like a reject strawberry shortcake home. But it's scent...It smells...so...good... " He thought as he entered the building.
"Welcome to sugar cube corner! we have lots of candy and stuff!!" Stephano was tackled down by a pink mare with cupcake batter all over her face. "Whooooo are yoooooooou?? I never seen you around here!! My name is pinkie pie and i will be serving you!!" "Thats...great! I'm steph-" "WAIT!! Let me guess your name! Stephanie? Stinky? Stephanot? Stebinko?" "My name is-" "PEWDIEPIE!! No wait...PIGGEH!!!...noo...uh...MARZIA!!" Stephano got annoyed and pushed her off. "MY NAME IS STEPHANO!" "You sound funny! hahahahaha! Can I take your order goldie?" "I'll have..uh...Pie." "What kind blonde?" "Pie flavored pie." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You want pie pie!!!1" She fell back on the floor laughing. "HAHAHA! PIE PIE!" "Lets go mint."
I showed him he library, cloudsdale, and everywhere else. Finally, we got back home. He crashed on my bed like a bomb. "UUUGGGGHHHHH I'm so tired." He fell asleep on my bed faster than you can spell otomatapia. "Good night, gold boy."
It was 3:00 AM (Equestria time XD) When Soarin woke me up with a push. "Soarin...da fahk are you doing...." "Good. Your up. I have to go with my crew mates to solve a murder case." I raised my head, "A murder?!" "Yes. There has been a streak of killings, so far, Spitfire found 24 dead bodies of humans, and animals." "That's horrible!" "Yeah. I'll be gone for a year maybe even more. Some members saw creatures , and the sound of a Sweedish boy or colt running around, screaming, "STEPHANO!!! BARRELS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" And other crazy crap." He face hoofed as he gathered his things, and a sniper . I was worried, so scared, maybe this will be the last time i'll ever see him.
He gave me a wet kiss on the lips. "I'll be back....for you." And he took off. "WAIT!!!" He turned around swiftly. I picked up a nice, warm, zap apple pie. "Good luck" i whispered as i handed him the sweet smelling pie.
"OK. Dont make a noise." ....."*whimpers* b-b-bro??" RAWR!!!! "NOO PEWDIE!! DONT LEAVE...Me..." The bro chased after pewdie all the way down the hall. "Hold on pewds! I'm coming!"
*Whats this? stephano is evolving!
dun, dun ,dun, dun, dun (pokemon evolution music) "Pewdie!!!" Congrats! Stephano evolved int stephano, sexy forme! XD*
"What's this? pewdiepie amnesia-the dark decent ?" I moved the cursor over the featured video. It was a very funny gameplay video of a Sweedish dude with an Italian girlfriend, Marzia, who plays VIOLENT games like grey, amnesia, happy wheels, etc. And while i watched, i noticed that he was carrying a yellow statue, called Stephano.
