Battlefield Friends: Equestrian Adventure

"Noob hurry up and arm the dam mcom!" the engineers voice yelled over the shooting "hold on a sec wait what does this say settings whats that?" "Are you arming the damn mcom or what!" yelled the engineer, the assault,recon and engineer trying to hold of the enemies. "Wait whats this say? teleport?" .Just at that moment engineer,assault and recon rushed inside the building. "What the fuck are you doing!?" yelled recon " I clicked this button that said teleport but nothing happened" replied support.Then all of a sudden the mcom starting glowing colors violently, the colors engulfed them into a port"

"uhhhhhh" the engineer moaned he was the first to awake he slowly got up and looked around he was in a cave he also noticed his squad all on the ground out cold. Or so he thought, a couple seconds later they all repeated what the engineer did. "Where the hell am I?" said recon, "I wanna know the same damn thing" the engineer recognized as assaults voice.

"AAAAHHHH!" everyone turned and looked at support "The mcom" he pointed to the other side of the cave and it was there.

They all walked up to it, the screen showed all there classes and there profiles as well as the vehicles. "Hey we can spawn vehicles!" support clicked the transport helicopter and it spawned behind them."Hey we should go scout out the area this could be our base of operations!" the recon said "Well we better get armed up first" said engineer.

Five minutes of gearing up later

Support had his m249 with extended mag c4, assault had his  AK74M with red dot sight, the engineer had his g36c with holo sight, recon had m98b. " I think were all good now said engineer" recon was driving he started to take liftoff and carefully drove his way out of the cave. "Guys I don't think were at kharg island anymore" said assault.

"It's so colorful" said engineer. "Hey guys look a town!" yelled support. "Yeah hey that is a town".

And they began flying to the town.

Ponyville library. *Knock* *Knock* *Knock*

Twilight was reading a book when she heard knocking at the door.

"Uh don't these ponies realize that this is a public library" she said annoyingly, she opened the door to see fluttershy

"Twilight I have something to tell you if you're not busy"

"No it's okay Fluttershy what is it?", "Well I was feeding my animals when Angel came running up to me he said he saw a floating metal object in the sky"

"A floating metal object? where was it headed?" "Umm it was heading to Ponyville.

"Okay were above the town now i'll start to land now"

"Wait what the fuck" everywhere they looked were color full equines,and about five seconds later one of the ponies shouted aliens, which put everyone in a panic frenzy.

"Rainbow Dash whats happening!?" Twilight yelled above the screaming of the townsfolk "I have no idea!"

They had gathered up the rest of the mane six and got to the center of town but what they saw shocked them.

There were four bipedal beings. "Oh no they have come to take our muffins everypony run for the hills!" Derpy yelled.

" I say we clobber them for trying to invade equestria!" yelled Rainbow dash. "ooohh! I should throw them a welcome to equestria party" said Pinkie and with that she dashed off.

All the other mane six got into fighting position except Fluttershy

Support fires his M9 sidearm at Rarities hoof, Rarity screamed in pain "Support what the fuck is wrong with you!" "It was going to make a move!" It wasn't making anything ya dumb fuck!" "How dare you hurt my friend! Fluttershy yelled she began hovering over to support "No pony bullies my friends on m-" Fluttershy was cut short due to support shootingher in the hoof.

"Support what the fuck you did it again!" engineer yelled, "But it was making a move and you saw it!", "Well yeah it was making a move but does that little thing looks like it's going to hurt you!?" Before Support could respond a rope wen't over his body and on to his torso. He looked and saw a pony in a stetson hat had tried to lasso him,he quickly used his knife and cut himself out of it and was taking out his M249 and about to shoot her when a punch to the side of the face knocked him out.

Support slowly awoke and looked around his surroundings he was in a library with a ton of books. "He's waking up!"

He was his three friends Assault,Engineer and recon. "Hey guys how's it going?" "Oh not much you almost got us arrested if it weren't for twilight here" said engineer "Who's Twilight?"

"The person who saved our asses from you being retarded!" said assault. "Okay i'm sorry for screwing up okay you happy?" "No you shouldn't be apologizing to us you should be apologizing to Fluttershy and Rarity" "Who the hell is Fluttershy and Rarity okay someone needs to explain something to me" "Oh jesus look there's no point in explaining it to you" said recon

"Oh and this is Twilight" said Engineer "Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle"

"Am I the only one that thinks that sounds gay?" Said support.