Battlefield Friends: Equestrian Adventure

Support was exploring ponyville he was getting a few worried glances from the townsfolk but that didn’t bother him, but what he wanted was a good drink. He spotted a vendor that was selling some wines he walked up to it to find no one running it.

“Hello anyone here?” Support said. Then he got an idea he put c4 at the bottom of the stand took a couple of wine bottles and began to push it to a un guarded carrot stand, then dived into some bushes and pressed the button.

Five minutes ago at Ponyville Library.

“Hey Twilight have you seen support anywhere?” said a worried Assault

“Yeah he left a couple of minutes ago why?”

“Wait he left oh no” and just on as cue a explosion was heard outside.

“What the hell is that stupid fuck doing now!?” said an angry engineer

“I don’t know but we better stop him from causing anymore damage” Said Recon

Recon,Assault,Engineer and twilight had reached the market stalls to see a bunch of ponies crowding two destroyed vender stand.

“Who the buck would destroy my stand!?”

“You’re stand! my beautiful wine is ruined!”

“What happened here” ask a confused Twilight

“That big flank hole with the metal things around his neck destroyed my wine!” yelled a angry Berry punch

“And my carrots!” yelled Carrot Top

“Do you know which way he went?” said Recon

“I saw him going towards the everfree forest during one of my practices, he was yelling promoted” Said Thunderlane

“Wait he was yelling..oh no, OH SHIT” said Recon

“What’s so bad about him getting promoted?” Said a confused Assault

“He was just one promotion away from getting the mortar” Said Recon

“This is bad” Said a worried Engineer

“Hey Engineer what’s a mortar?” said a confused Twilight

“You saw what he did here he can do it again from a very far distance with a mortar” said Engineer

“What that’s horrible!” yelled Twilight

“Hey what’s the everfree Twilight?”

Meanwhile at the entrance at the everfree.

“Okay that cottage with all the bird house’s looks a good place to test this mortar” said Support

Support took out the mortar and walked twenty meters from the cottage.

“FIRE IN THE HOLE!” support yelled and fired the mortar, it hit the house with an explosion almost taking out half of the cottage.  “WOOOOHHOOOO!!!” Support yelled in the air.

Back to the other four.

“So Twilight what’s the everfree forest like?” said Recon

“It’s one of the most dangerous places in Equestria the clouds move on their own the animals take care of themselves!”

“That sounds like a nor-” Assault was cut off when they heard an explosion and their friend yell.

“Well at least we know where he is now” said Engineer

“Well we better get over their quick”

Back at the Support

“That was awesome I gotta do that again!”

Support was about to fire when he heard a voice behind him

“Hey what did you just do to Fluttershie’s cottage!”

Support turned around and saw a flying pony with a rainbow mane.

“Oh hey there I was just testing out my new mortar” said Support

“But you just demolished Fluttershie’s house why I otta teach you a lesson!”

Rainbow was about to charge when five timberwolves came charging out of the forest, they started surrounding Rainbow dash and support. Rainbow dash was frozen in fear right now while support was unfazed. Rainbow dash hugged supports back tightly. “What the hell are you guys an abomination to the world eat led suckas!” Support took out his M249 and began fires at the timberwolves.

Support managed to gun down three while two still remained, one of them charged he fired what was left in his M249 at the one charging it killed him and engulfed support in tree sap.

Support was out of ammo for his primary and didn’t have any time to reload he whipped out his 44. magnum, the one last standing timberwolf began to charge Support dodged and aimed carefully and shot the timberwolf in the head.

Assault,Recon,Engineer and Twilight saw the whole thing,Support spotted his friends “Hey guys what’s up?” Support said casually.

“I don’t know what to say” said Assault

“He actually fought good” Said Recon

“Am I the only one that can see the Rainbow thing on his back?” said Engineer

“I think that’s Rainbow Dash!” said Twilight they began to walk over to each other

"Support you were kicking ass down there!" Recon yelled excitedly

"Rainbow Dash are you okay!?" yelled Twilight worriedly

Rainbow Dash came back to reality and looked ar her surroundings

"AAAAHHH!! get off of me freak!" Rainbow Dash yelled at Support

"What are you talking about you came all over me when those wooden things showed up" said Support

"Rainbow Dash he does have a point you were well hugging him" Twilight stated

"Well I uh well" Rainbow Dash” stated dumbly

"Cut it out love birds lets walk back to the chopper and head back to base" said Recon

"Hey where is the chopper?" said Support

"Don't worry about the chopper right now but did you blow up that building?" Said Assault

"Yeah I was testing out the mortar" Said Support

"Uh guys incoming twelve o clock" said Engineer

Everyone looked in the sky to see about fifty Royal guards coming there way

"Guys we need to get back to the transport chopper now!" yelled assault

All four of the battlefeild friends started running back to the chopper which was one hundred meters from them. ten pegasus guards landed 20 meters from them “HALT!” one of them yelled

Engineer took out his  SMAW

and fired killing eight of the guards, Assault fire his rifle killing the other two.

They reached the transport chopper and flew off into the air.

“We got flying ones on our six!” Yelled Assault, Recon turned around so Assault could gun them down with the minigun, and started shooting the pegasus guards gunning down all of them.

“Are there anymore?” said engineer

“No we are in the clear”  said Assault

They reached the cave and flew in once they landed

“Great were not only here a day and were at war” Said a tired Engineer

“Well guys I don’t know about you but I’m going to spawn my self a Humvee and a have a good nap” said Support

“Yeah I think i’m gonna do the same” said Recon

Everyone was fast asleep except Support, Support was about to take his plan into action.

“Hehe i’m gonna get Promoted again but how, wait i’ll just destroy a bunch of stuff with the medusa attack chopper!”

Support used the mcom station to spawn the chopper and flew out of the cave with it.

“Okay there should be a town around here somewhere, Oh there it is what was it called again ponyverse?” said Support

Support began to fly around the town

“Okay open fire!”

Support began to shoot  missiles down on the town

Meanwhile In ponyville Libary

“Twilight wake up!” yelled a very worried little dragon

“Hhhmm what is it spike” said a tired Twilight

“The aliens are attacking ponyville!”

“WHAT!” yelled Twilight

And just on cue there was an explosion heard from outside

“We have to evacuate Ponyville!” yelled Twilight

“Hey Twilight do you thinks it’s those weird four guys again?”

“I hope not Spike”

Twilight and spike exited the Library and ran into town it was a complete disaster,Ponies were running back and forth trying to evade the Noobs missiles.

She spotted Applejack in the clusterfuck.

“Applejack are you alright!?”

“I’m fine Twahlight but what in tarnation is that big metal thing in the air!”

“Well I think it’s one of the aliens from before” said Twilight

“Ah knew they were no good!” said Applejack

“Yes but the question is how do we stop it?” said Twilight

“I think we should evacuate the town and head to canterlot!” said Applejack

“Yes your’e right, the next train should be here in a hour!” said Twilight

“Well we should get packing then” said Applejack