Battlefield Friends: Equestrian Adventure

“Okay guys I think we should get back to the base” Said Engineer

“Yeah you guys get back to base i’m going to check around these houses I need a shitbucket” Said Colonel

Recon and Engineer took off in the assault chopper and Simon,Noob and assault started walking back to base.

“Hey guys did you know that Battlefield four is coming out?” Said Simon

“What really!” Yelled a excited assault

“What no are you shitting us Simon” Said Noob

“No i’m not joking and I even saw the seventeen minute gameplay” Said Simon

“Holy shit! was it good?” Said Assault

“Yeah it’s like they god damn doubled the graphics!” Yelled Simon

“Oh man I would kill to see it” Said Assault

“Well we did kill a bunch of those ponies” Said Noob

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Engineer and Assault

“Hey Engineer I just toggled and I see a humongous heat signature in that swmp below us”

“Is it worth checking out?” Said Engineer

“I’m going to shoot a couple rounds at it” Said Recon

Recon fired some chopper rounds at the murky swamp below they heard a loud roar from below , and they both watched a hydra emerge from below.

“What the fuck is that!” Yelled Engineer

“I thinks it’s a hydra!” Yelled Recon

“Well i’m taking it down!” Yelled Engineer

Engineer began circling around the hydra and then fired missiles down at it. The missiles took out  all of the heads except one, Recon then fired all of his chopper rounds into it. The hydra’s head popped like a balloon.

“WOOHOO!” Recon and Engineer yelled both

But what they didn’t noticed was the hydra heads coming back,the hydra quickly hit the chopper with one of it’s heads.

“Oh shit!” yelled Engineer

That hit took about took about thirty percent of the attack choppers health.

“Well fuck this!” Yelled Engineer

Engineer began flying back to the base.

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Colonel

Was looking through Sugarcube Corner in hopes of finding a bucket for obvious reasons.

Colonel heard crying from the upstairs he started walking upstairs he heard crying coming from one of the rooms, he walked over to the door and easily broke it with his hands.

There he saw two little babies or foals he didn’t know what to call them.

Colonel walked over to them. They were sitting in a crib crying.

Colonel easily found out why they were crying their diapers were full.

“I could use you two for ransom but i’m not carrying you two when you’re diapers are full”

Colonel carefully brought the two little ponies to the baby changing station. Colonel took off the dirty diapers and threw them on the other side of the room.

“Okay how am I going to do this?” Colonel said

The foal and filly started giggling

“Oh you think this is funny huh how about I make you clean up my shit?” Said Colonel

They both shut their mouths.

Through trial and error he got the diapers on.

“Okay you two little shits let’s get going” Colonel Said

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Noob, Assault and Simon

The trio were walking down the path to the everfree forest entrance until they saw the entrance to the everfree forest was guarded by 20 diamond dogs.

“Hey do you guys see that?” Said Simon

Assault and Noob looked to find strange creatures guarding the entrance to the everfree.

“Guys ready your weapons I think these guys are hostile Noob and Simon took out there M249’s

“HALT!” one of the dogs yelled

“Um hey uhhh i’m guessing you’re some kind of dogs?” Said Noob

“Hey the stupid alien creature has a brain!” Yelled one of the dogs

All the other dogs started laughing.

“Hey only me and my other friends can call Noob a dumbass!” Yelled Assault

“Oh look I think we made it angry!” said one of the diamond dogs.

One of the diamond dog’s had a bullet go through his head by Assault

All of the diamond dog’s gasped and looked at Assault who had his sidearm out and the barrel was smoking.

“CHARGE!!” Yelled one of the diamond dogs

All of the diamond dogs started circling the trio

Assault took out and coming from behind them and Simon and Noob gunned downed the ones coming from the front. Several spears went into Simon’s chest and he fell to the ground. Noob took all the other diamond dogs in front.

Assault slit the neck of one of the dogs that he pinned but what he didn’t notice however was a diamond dog with a spear running from behind him. Assault quickly turned around but it was to late

The diamond dog was about to stab Assault when he was blown up by Noob’s claymore

“WOOHOOO!” Yelled Noob

“Wow thanks buddy you saved my life!” Said Support

They both turned around and saw Simon dead

“NOOO SIMON!” Noob yelled dramaticly

“Hey buddy you forgot about these?” Assault said then he took out his defib’s