Battlefield Friends: Equestrian Adventure

Colonel 100 had just got his fiftieth kill and was going to arm the mcom when he saw Simon just armed it. He was going to say something when the mcom station started glowing white and engulfed both of them.

Support was heading back to the cave or base when he racked up a lot of points,

“WHOO HOO! , if I do that again i’ll be a Colonel in no time!”

Support landed the chopper in the cave when he noticed his three friends were up and looking at him.

“Hey guys what’s up!?” Support yelled

“Where the fuck did you go?” Asked Engineer

“Oh I just got a buttload of points with the medusa attack chopper!” Support yelled excitedly.

“What the fuck is the medusa attack chopper?” Said Assault

“Look guys don’t ask” Said an annoyed Recon

“Well how the fuck did you get all those points?” Said Engineer

Before Support could respond respond there mcom station glowed brightly and two figure appeared.Simon and Colonel 100.

“Simon!” Yelled support

“Support!” Yelled Simon

“Oh shit it’s Colonel!” Recon Whispered

Everyone saluted.

“At ease men, Assault where the fuck am I?” Said Colonel

“Well Colonel you are at our base of operations in a land of talking ponies.” Said Assault

“Are they hostile?” Asked Colonel

“Well there military thinks we are so they are trying to hunt us down but they are pretty weak at what we have seen so far so I suggest that we take action” Said Assault

“That sounds good well then let’s move out” Said Colonel.

Support, Assault Colonel and Simon were going to gun down the Royal guards in Ponyville while Recon and Engineer were in the attack chopper.

Support,Assault Colonel and Simon were at the outskirts of ponyville

“Okay guys we should fla-” Assault was cut off when Colonel charged right into the Ponyville with dozens of Royal Guards.

Assault,Support and Simon followed in to find about two dozen Royal Guards dead on the ground they all followed Colonel into Ponyville they were at the center Colonel had killed about every Royal Guard (Don’t worry Shining armour is still alive)

“Holy shit you just like killed everyone of them!” Yelled Simon

“I’m not surprised” Said Colonel

“Keep your panties on girls there going to launch a counter attack soon” Said Colonel

“Okay I’m calling our air Support” Said Assault

Assault got on Recon’s and Engineers com

“Recon Engineer requesting air support” said Assault

“Okay we are coming over now” Said Recon

“Guys incoming projectile!” Yelled Colonel

Everyone ducted a big blue orb passes by their heads they looked back to see a pony with purple armour on and it yelled

“Charge!!!”

Royal Guards started coming from all directions. Colonel charged at the ones coming from the front and started slicing their necks one by one. Support and Simon were gunning down the ones coming from their sides with their M249’s

Assault was taking out the ones flying above.

Colonel disappeared from sight. Support and Simon got nailed by Shining armour killing them Assault dragged their bodies to cover Shining Armour slowly walked over to their cover, he was about to charge up a shot when Support and Simon jumped out of cover and started firing their M249’s at him.

Shining Armour was not expected them to get back up let alone look good as new he started to retreat back when he got nailed in the hoof and a near the ass.

(Lol)

He fell to the ground two pegasus guards picked him up and started to flee.

Recon and Engineer began to fire down missiles on any of the stragglers that didn’t flee

“WHOO HOO!” Simon and Support yelled together.

“Hey guys have you seen Colonel?” Said Assault.

“No he like disappeared!”

“Hey soldiers I’m back” Colonel said as he walked up to them

“Sir where did you go?” said Assault

“One of those fuckers with the horn teleported me back to base” Said Colonel

Recon and Engineer landed the attack chopper by them and got out, and ran up to them.

“Okay we need to lay an attack on their capital it’s called Canterlot” Said Colonel

“Wait how do you know that?” Said a confused Simon

“I’m the Chuck norris of Battlefield I know everything” Said Colonel

“Well we should head back to base and rest up ‘im tired

“Okay you girls can sleep i’ll keep watch at night” Said Colonel

And with that they started heading back to base.