Battlefield Friends: Equestrian Adventure

"WHAT!"

All of the elements of harmony were horrified at what Neebs just said Fluttershy and Rarity had fainted while the four other elements were were horrified.

"Twilight! I told you they were bad news!" Rainbow Dash yelled

"Hold on let us explain!" yelled Thick

"Don't worry girls I'll buck them to the moon!" Said Applejack

*BANG*

Thick had fired his magnum again in the air

"Everyone just calm the fuck down!" Yelled Thick

The four elements of harmony that didn't faint started to cower on the floor.

"Look were not going to hurt you just hear us out" Said Thick

One very long explanation of Battlefield later

It's all a simulation it's not real" Said Appsro

"So you kill people for fun?" Asked Twilight

"Well not technically we work as a team to get the objective done but yes we do kill" Said Appsro

"Yeah and they spawn back fifteen seconds later" Said Doraleous

"Well that sounds absolutely horrendous" Said a disgusted Rarity

"Well we mean no harm to you uh pony folk" Said Thick

"Wait so if your not going to hurt us then..." Pinkie Said

"I CAN THROW YOU A WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA PARTY!"

And with that she dashed off

"Guys I think we should get back to the cave all this bullshit is making me tired" Said Doraleous

"Yeah I gotta agree with you on that" Said Thick

"Wait so ya'll aren't going to hurt anypony?"

"No why would we you all look harmless" Said Appsro

"HEY I take that as a insult!" Yelled Rainbow Dash

"Yeah yeah bitch about it tomorrow, let's go guy's"

The four friends walked outside the library the transport chopper which was at the back of the library and they all got on it and flew of back to the base.

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Back at the library

"I don't trust them we should get the royal guard to kick there flank's to the moon!" Said Rainbow Dash

"Well they said they weren't going to hurt anypony and I saw that they weren't lying" Said Applejack

" I would agree with Rainbow but I guess I'll take your word for it" Said Rarity

"Well girls we'll figure this mess out tomorrow let's all get some shut eye" Said Twilight

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One day later.....

The four soldiers awoke from their slumber in their vehicles.

"Morning guys" Said Thick

"Hey Thick had a good sleep?" Asked Appsro

"Yeah the humvee is quite comfortable"

"Well we should be heading back out to that pony village again"

*One short flight later*

The four battle friends landed by Twilight's house again they all walked over to the library door, they noticed it was very dark inside.

"Guys I think this is an ambush" said Neebs

"What makes you say that?" Asked Thick

"Well just look the lights are out that means shit is going to hit the fan!" Yelled Neebs

"You can think whatever you wan't let's just go in" Said Doraleous

Neebs had his spas 12 gripped tightly in his hands he also had frag rounds in it, the four soldiers walked in the library the only source of light was coming from the open door and window.

"SUPRISE!!!"

The lights came on in the room and tons of ponies came out of seemingly nowhere this startled Neebs and he did have his spas 12 with frag round rounds.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Three loud bangs echoed throughout ponyville, back in the library the cake that was placed in the middle of the room had exploded and all the bits went flying all over the library.

"Neebs what the fuck!" Yelled Doraleous

"My sidearm has cake in it's barrel!" Yelled Appsro

While Doraleous and Appsro were yelling at Neebs Thick looked at the ponies they were all on the ground cowering in fear.

"Guys guys GUYS!" Thick yelled

The three looked at Thick he was pointing to all the cowering ponies.

"Neebs I think you scared them" Said Thick

"Please can you put those metal things away" Said Fluttershy

The four friends put their guns away.

"Now that's settled lets PARTY!!" Yelled Pinkie Pie

All the now cowering ponies started to get up and enjoy the party though some were still scared.

"So I guess we party now" Said Appsro

"Yeah you guys do whatever i'm gonna find the bar" Said Doraleous

The four friends split up in the library.

Doraleous found the refreshments and poured himself a cup of what he assumed was wine.

"GAH! this wine is weak!"

"Hey there tall man!"

Doraleous looked behind him to see a intoxicated pony that was now leaning on him.

"This place has weak wine wanna try *HIC* some of my own"

"Uhhh sure why not" Replied Doraleous

Three large wine bottles later

"Your not so *HIC* bad most stallions *HIC* only last for the first *HIC* bottle

"Well as you can see i'm no ordinary stallion" Said Doraleous Drunkly (Is that a word I don't know I made it a word now)

"Follow me to my house I have other *HIC* fine wine's to show you" Said Berry Punch

The two drunks left the party which leaves us to our three friends.

Thick was having a pretty good time at the party

"So Rarity what is it you do for a living?" Said Thick

"I make dresses for a living dear maybe I can make you one to! you must follow me to my boutique at once!.

Rarity carried Thick off with her magic

The party wen't of normally Appsro and Neebs partied for a long two hours Appsro fell asleep on Twilight's bed so she just fell asleep on a bean bag chair, Neebs fell asleep on the floor with spike on top of his head asleep. All of the other ponies had left or passed out on the floor.

Hours later in the morning

Doraleous started waking up he had a pretty bad hangover his head was pounding he felt a blanket on him. "Weird" he thought he felt something warm he looked beside him to find Berry Punch laying right beside him and he was also naked.

"WHAT THE FUC-"