Battlefield Friends: Equestrian Adventure

Doraleous was now running through Ponyville's market being chased by Berry Punch, Doraleous had managed to get all his gear before getting chased by as he put it "PSYCHO BITCH!"

"No come back i'll be more gentle next time!" Yelled Berry Punch

After hearing that Doraleous almost barfed

Author: "Looks like you got this under control Doraleous"

"What no! author help me you prick!" Yelled Doraleous

Now back to the other crew

Neeb's was finally starting to awake he felt something on his head and it said"

"Oh Rarity just like that"

"AAAHHH!!" Neeb's flew his head of the ground which sent spike smashing into a soft couch

"Hey man what was that for!" Yelled Spike

"First of all keep your dirty dreams about that drama queen to yourself and second don't use my head

As a pillow" Said Neebs

"Hey Rarity is beautiful and your head looked comfy" Said Spike

"Whatever hey where's Appsro?"

"Right here" Neeb's and Spike looked up to see Appsro coming down the stairs "Hey guys what's up?" Said Appsro

Neeb's and Spike both started laughing really hard

"Why the hell are you guys laughing?" Asked Appsro

"Dude go look at your face" Said Spike

Appsro wen't into the bathroom "GODAMNIT!!!" Yelled Appsro

Five minutes of face washing later.

"Dude did you get that dick of your face?" Asked Neeb's

Appsro punched Neeb's hard in the face knocking him out and he said "I'm heading out"

Appsro was walking through the market when he saw Doraleous running as fast as EA let him.

"Hey Dor-"

"No time dude have to run!" Yelled Doraleous

He then saw a pony quickly run by him heading in Doraleouse's direction.

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After Neeb's woke up after being unconscious for an hour decided to take a walk near the Everfree.

He was walking down the path when he had woken up a certain cyan pegasus sleeping on a cloud above him.

Rainbow Dash saw Neeb's walking down the path, she could scare him with a cloud or tackle him from behind

She chose tackle as her move "Time to get some revenge" She said cartoonishly evil

She was sneaking behind him when she heard him say "Lalalalalovelalal makes the world go round"

She was confused at first but he quickly turned around and shot her in the head

"HA my confusing technique worked who did I shoo- oh" He saw the dead body of Rainbow Dash

He started thinking of what to do next "Oh I should switch to assault and then revive her!

He picked up her dead body and began carrying her to there cave.

"CLEAR!" *PZZZT*

Rainbow Dash quickly rose from the hard ground and placed her two hooves of her chest "GAH! that hurt" She yelled

"Welcome back to the land of the living" Rainbow Dash heard a familiar voice behind her she turned around and saw Neeb's

"YOU WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!" She yelled

"Oh well after I killed you I took you back to our base and revived you, you were legally dead for five minutes" Said Neeb's

"Wait your base?" She looked around and saw weird machines they looked like Flim and Flams horsless carriages.

"What's that thing do?" She pointed to the american tank

"Ohh thats my favourite toy! come over here"

Neebs hopped up to the hatch and opened it and jumped in.

"Come on what are you waiting for?" He said

"Is it dangerous?" Rainbow Asked nervously

"Only when your outside when i'm driving it"

"Okay looks like i'm going in" She said

RD nervously flew into the war machine, and then Neebs closed the hatch and took to the drivers seat.

Neebs started driving out of the cave and drove into the everfree forest.

"Hey why are we going into the everfree forest it's to dangerous. She said

"Relax i'm the best tank driver ever! and besides nothing can hurt us in here.

*SPLOSH!*

Neebs and Rainbow both looked at the drivers screen to see it covered in mud and the tank was slowly sinking.

"We might be in trouble" Said Neebs

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Rarity and Thick

"Uhhhhh" Thick moaned he looked around his surroundings, from what he could tell he was laying on a bed and there were a bunch of mannequins all around him.

"Um hello anyone here?"

The door to the room opened and Rarity came in.

"Oh dear your awake now you can look at the clothes I made for you" She said happily.

"Wait how did I get on this bed?" Thick asked

"Well I took your measurements last night and you were getting sleepy so I levitated you to my room."

"Oh well thanks then"

"No need to thank me oh come look at the clothes I made for you"

Rarity and Thick walked downstairs to see Thick's new attire.

Thick was amazed at what he saw it looked the spec ops camo but looked like it got upgraded to a new level of awesomeness.

"So do you like it" Asked Rarity

Thick stared at it for a few seconds before saying It's amazing!"

"Oooh I just knew you would like it!" Rarity squealed with delight.

"Can I put it on now?" Asked Thick

"Of course you can dear the changing room is right over there.

5 minutes of changing later.

Thick came out of the changing room looking more badass then ever

"You look simply look dashing dear!" Rarity Said

"Yeah this is really cool! how do I repay you?" Thick asked

"Oh payment is not required dear it's on the house!"

"Well there must be something I can do for you like a job"

"Well there is one job but it's to much hard work" Said Rarity

"Well i'll do it what is it?"

"Well I have to make an important delivery to Fancy Pants but surely you can't walk all the way to canterlot"

"Well actually I can get over there with my helicopter."

"Is the helicopter that strange flying device?"

"Yeah it is I can get us over there in less than twenty minutes."

"Well Fancy Pants isn't expecting for me to arrive there in two days."

"Well then I'll take us over there then."

"Oh well thank you dear let's go get lunch" Said Rarity

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Doraleous and Berry Punch

"okay if I hide in here she surely won't find me" Doraleous Thought

Doraleous was currently hiding in a garbage bin trying to get away from Berry Punch

Doraleous saw Berry Punch ran by going into the market

"Whew i'm safe" He thought

Just then a fat grey earth pony came walking up to the garbage bin and threw in a half eaten veggie salad, it landed on Doraleouse's head

"MOTHERFU-"

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Spike

Spike was taking a walk through ponyville having a nice day he saw Rarity eating at the Ponyvill'es Bakery, he was going to man up and ask her if she would like to go to the fancy restaurant with him but then he saw Thick eating with her there.

"What is he doing with her?" He thought

The little dragon jumped into a nearby bush so he could hear what they were talking about.

"Oh i'm simply love hanging out with you darling" Said Rarity

"Yeah i'm having a good time to you know I could help you at your boutique, back where I come from my mother is one of the best dress maker's ever and she taught me quite a few things.

"Ooo that would simply be dazzling would you happen to know some of her dress designs?" Asked Rarity

"Yeah I could help you make some of her best dresses for ponies. Said Thick

Spike slowly walked away having his dream crushed he was looking down at the ground the whole time he was walking until he bumped into a certain hyper active pink pony.

"Hey there Spike why do you look so sad?" Asked Pinkie

"It's nothing you should get concerned about" He said in a very sad tone

"It's okay Spike you can tell your auntie Pinkie what's bugging you" She Said

"Well"

One whole explanation at what was going on later.

"Ah I see Spike you like Rarity" She Said

"Well wasn't it obvious the way I act around her?"

"No I didn't notice but do you know what you should do?"

"I haven't got a clue at what i'm going to do?" Said Spike

"Well you should wow Rarity do something very super special to her!"

"Wait your right I should do something so awesome she will  forget about Thick and love me!"

"Well that wasn't what I me-" Pinkie was interrupted by Spike

"I've got it! I know what to do now thanks pinks!" He rushed off

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Rainbow Dash And Neebs

The Tank was slowly sinking into mud

"We need to get out now!" Yelled Neebs

Neebs opened the hatch and jumped out onto land, Rainbow Dash didn't need to be told twice she flew out of the tank and landed next to Neeb's.

They both watched as the tank went down in the mud.

"THAT WAS SO AWESOME!" They both yelled in unision

"So now what do you want to do?" Asked Neebs

"Well getting out of this forest is number one on my list." RD said

They both looked around to find nothing but trees.

"Well looks like were lost" Said Neebs

"Not quite I have wings so i'll just fly into the air and lead us to ponyville." She said

Ten Minutes of walking later.

Neebs and RD exited the forest and started walking back to ponyville

"Dude that was so awesome we should do that again sometime" Said RD

"Yeah lets do something awesome tomorrow"

"Yeah but anyway's I gotta get back to cloudsdale smell ya later!" She flew off

(Congratulation you and Rainbow Dash are now acquaintances!)

This message appeared in front of Neebs

"What the hell?" Said Neeb's the message then disapeared

Neebs ignored it and wen't back to Ponyville, after walking through the market but stopped when some tapped his back.

He turned around to see a pony he never saw yet.

"Hello my name is Cherilee and yours?"

"Well ma'am your talking to a Colonel and my name is Neeb's" He boasted proudly

"Well hello Neeb's i'm the teacher at Ponyvilles school and I'm heading out of town for an urgent meeting so I need a substitute and well could you be it?" Asked Cherilee

"Sure" Neebs's said not really paying attention

Okay class starts tomorrow and I need you to be there by six thirty oh and here's the key, I need to get going now.

She started running to the train station with her luggage in tow.

Neeb's brain kicked back into gear and he said "Why the hell did I just do that!"