Battlefield Friends: Equestrian Adventure

Appsro walked around Ponyville two times and quite frankly he was missing home. His stomach started making grumbling noises.

"Ahh great where the hell am I going to get a job to get food?" He asked himself but his question was answered quickly

Two mare's walked by and they said

"Yeah I got fired from my job."

"You should go down to town hall they got jobs posted there."

"Oh really well i'll go there this afternoon anyway me and my coltfriend did this new thing in bed whe-"

Appsro ran away to town hall so he couldn't hear the last bit.

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Town Hall.

"Hello how may I help you?" The receptionist asked

"Yes where are the jobs posted at?"

"There right over there sir"

Apppsro walked over to the jobs that were listed.

(Baking at sugarcube corner 30 Bits)

(Community cleanup 40 Bits)

Appsro was tempted to pick baking because they may give him food at the end but if he did the community cleanup he would get more bits.

"Ah fuck it i'll just go bake how hard can it be?"

twenty minutes later.

Appsro was covered in icing and baking powder and the kitchen was a complete mess.

"Ummm I think I should do the baking now" Pinkie Pie said sheepishly

Appsro walked out of Sugarcube corner looking like a complete mess and he noticed that the sun was setting very fast until there was no more light.

"well this was a very boring day" He said to himself

He noticed that there was a bar across the road from where he was.

"Maybe the night can be better than the day" He cheerfully said to himself.

Appsro entered the bar it was pretty crowded and it got awkward when all the heads in the bar turned to him.

"Uhh don't mind me just came to get a drink" He said awkwardly

Everyone in the bar then wen't back to the things they were doing, Appsro wen't to the counter and got a drink.

*RING* *RING*

Appsro heard ringing coming from his pocket he reached in and found his cell phone and he couldn't believe who was calling him. He answered his phone and said "Colonel?" (Will come into effect later in the story)

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One day later

Neebs just had woken up from his slumber he had taken a nap in a tree it wasn't comfortable but it was better than the ground. He heard Thick was sleeping at Raritie's boutique "Lucky bastard" he thought. And for Doraleous and Appsro was a mystery to him. ( And for the audience)

Neebs looked at his watch and it was 7:30

"OH SHIT THE SCHOOL!!"

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Ponyville Elementary

"Where is Ms Cherilee it not like her to be late" Said a white unicorn filly.

"Well she better get here quick because I have a pedicure appointment and I need to be there early" Said a certain obnoxious earth pony.

*BASH*

All of the equestrian occupants in the room were under there desks shivering with fright.

*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*

The thundering footsteps stopped at the front of the small school house

"ATTENTION!" The commanding voice boomed over the scared ponies.

All of the scared fillies and colts in the room slowly looked over there desks and saw a tall and scary biped with metal things around it's neck.

"HAHAHA did ya'll see your faces they were all like" Neebs started making scared faces

"Who are you?" Scootaloo said

"I'm your new teacher and you better show some respect to a colonel." Neebs boasted proudly.

"Wait new teacher what happened to miss Cheerilee?" Asked Sweetie Belle

"She had to go on some trip for some time so i'm the new teacher."

Neebs looked at the small teachers desk and saw that there was a little note there.

                                                                   Daily Routine

                                                                Math

                                                                Geometry

                                                                Take up Homework

                                                                 Recess

                                                                Lunch

                                                                More Math

                                                              Home Time

"Well you guys have a boring schedule looks like were going on a field trip!" Neebs said

"WOOHOO!" everyone in the class room started celebrating.

"Did you hear that girls were going on a field trip!' Applebloom said excitedly.

"Okay come on everyone were wasting daylight!"

Everfree Forest Entrance

Neebs had led the little fillies and colts to the Everfree forest and most of them were shivering in fright just looking at it.

"Um mr Neebs what are we doing at the Everfree forest" Said one scared colt

"You will all find out soon enough just follow me!" Neebs said

He started walking into the forest with all the scared children in town.

*HOWL*

All of the children were holding onto Neebs in a death grip each of the children was holding on a part of Neebs body.

"Here we are!" Neebs yelled and then took off all the children that were attached to him.

"We came all the way to the Everfree forest just to see a cave!" Diamond Tiara yelled

"Not just any cave my base!"

Neebs walked in and the children followed

They looked around at the strange vehicles in the cave.

Neebs wen't over to the mcom station and and spawned in the amtrak which then spawned behind him.

All of the children looked at the new vehicle in awe that just appeared out of nowhere.

Neebs Then spawned in some gun crates and then loaded them onto the amtrak

"Okay everyone were going back to school but i'm going to teach you how to shoot!" Neebs said