Same Time, Same Stories, Different People, Different Worlds

Chapter Two: A Land of Ponies?

“Ah said, who are y’all, and why are y’all in my farm?” Applejack repeated.

“Quick, Dempsey, WAKE ME UP!” Richtofen command.

“We are not sleeping! I hope,” Niko said.

“Hello? Am ah talking to mah self?!” Applejack asked, getting impatient, and moving towards the group of humans.

“Shtay back, you evil beast!”

“Richtofen, calm down! What if Samantha created them?” Dempsey said.

“Oh ya… Well, if zhat is zee case, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TALKING EVIL FUZZY HORSES, AHHHH!” Richtofen yelled, and then ran towards Dave.

As he was running, Dave punched Richtofen on the face as he was running by, so hard that Richtofen fell sideways, unconscious.

“That bitch was annoying,” Dave said, rubbing his fist. “Might’ve broke a knuckle.”

Dempsey chuckled and turned back to the orange mare, both of them were still shocked.

“Uh... My name Tank Dempsey, and that guy over they, lying on the ground, is Edward Richtofen, those two are Niko, and Dave Chappelle, respectively,” Dempsey explained, pointed to the men he mentioned. “My partner, Richtofen, and I were fighting the horde of the undead, when this little ‘girl’ or spirit came out of nowhere. Richtofen asked if we can leave the place, and, can you believe this- she simply said ‘all you had to do was ask.’ I mean, we were stuck there for six years, and we could have just asked to leave? Then these zombie dogs attacked us and we woke up here. I’m not sure about the others but we’ve never seen each other nor this world.”

Applejack stood, mouth opened with shock and as if she was about to say something, but Dave interrupted.

“Um, If y’all excuse me, I need to take a piss, so, I’ll be right back.”

As Dave was walking, Applejack looked at him with confusion.

“Where exactly is he going?” Applejack asked.

“He’s going to piss, Ap-plejack. You know, pee, urinate?” Niko replied, while motioning that he was.

“On mah trees?” Applejack asked, a received a nod by both men.

Applejack bolted off towards Dave before anyone could act. Dave finally reached a tree and adjusted his position, but before he could unzip his zipper, he heard a familiar voice.

“Oh no you ain’t!”

The only thing Dave could say was “Yo!” before Applejack swiveled her body and kicked Dave with her hind hooves; one on his crouch, one on his leg. This caused Dave to go on his knees, holding his crouch. He had his eyes wide open and stared at Applejack and said, “…Bitch…Nig-ga..,” before falling unconscious on the ground, vomiting.

Applejack was a bit shocked about what happened, and was disturbed at the sight of vomit. She mumbled under her breath, “Bucked with the wrong mare…”

Niko suddenly became frightened, and checked his pockets for any weapons; but to no avail.

“Hey Dempsey; give me that thing,” Niko said, reaching his arm out.

Since Dempsey was shocked at Applejack’s actions, he just slowly reached the Wunderwaffe towards Niko, without looking at him.

Niko examined the weapon and aimed it towards Applejack, who was now beginning to turn around.

“How do you…”

Niko pulled the trigger causing a bolt of lightning to hit Applejack, which then made her fall to the ground.

“Oh, heh, looks like she pissed herself… Now how the fuck is there talking horse?”

“I-I don’t know… Well we better get going; you grab Dave, and I’ll grab Richtofen,” Dempsey said.

“What? You’re gonna leave horse here?” Niko questioned, raising his eyebrow.

“I guess… What are we going to do with it?”

“Hmmm….” Niko said, placing his weapon down and running towards Applejack’s unconscious body.

“What are you going to do?” Dempsey shouted, walking towards Richtofen.

Once Niko reached Applejack, he kneeled himself in a sit position, and hovered over the orange mare.

“Giving old fashion Liberty City teabag,” Niko replied, moving up and down repeatedly.

“Oh jeeze, really Niko? Really?” Dempsey said, raising his hands in disgust.

“Haha, yeah! Do it where it’s legal, my friend,” Niko stopped and went to Dave’s body, and started dragging him towards the Wunderwaffe. He then stopped and looked at Dempsey with confusion.

“Hey Dempsey, where are we going?” Niko asked.

“Well, we can go to that trail over there; maybe there’ll be villagers or something,” Dempsey sad, running over to get his weapon.

Niko nodded and continued dragging his acquaintance’s body, until he reached the trail.

“I don’t know about you Dempsey, but this guy weighs a lot,” Niko complained.

Dempsey also stopped and nodded.

“Yeah, we should hide their bodies for now and continue on this trail, just in case there are more of those ‘ponies’ we saw.”

After putting Richtofen and Dave behind a bush, Niko and Dempsey continued to walk up the hill. It was not long before they reached the top, and once they did, they were overlooking a rather small town.

“Do you see any more of those things?” Niko asked.

“No, I can’t tell though. I see figures but I can’t really see any detail,” Dempsey replied, shielding his eyes from the bright Sun.

“Um, Dempsey, please tell me that I’m really high, or do I see a huge as hell tree with windows over there?” Niko pointed over towards the tree.

“Holy shi- what the?” Dempsey rubbed his eyes. “Can this get any weirder?”

“Yeah! There’s a fucking rainbow-bitch-looking thing coming towards us!”

As the men dived for cover, a huge boom occurred, nearly deafening the men.

“Shit Dempsey! What the hell was that? And why is there a rainbow cloud in the sky?” Niko said, pointing at the sky.

But before Dempsey could answer, they heard a strange constant sound behind them, but neither men wanted to turn around. Dempsey looked toward Niko, and counted down with his fingers.

*Three*

…

*Two*

…

*One*

“GET THE FUCK BACK!” Dempsey shouted, turning around.

“Ahhh! I-I’m sorry! What are you things?!” The strange cyan creature said, quickly moving to the ground and covering its head.

Low and behold, there as ANOTHER pony/thing/horse which could FLY.

“Another one of these things?  What is this shit, man?” Niko asked.

“Who are you? W-what are you?” Dempsey asked, freaked the fuck out.

“I-I asked first!” The cyan pony said.

“Enough with this shit, Dempsey give me the gun!” Niko commanded.

“No Niko, at least TRY to make peace with these creatures! It isn’t attacking us, so we should do the same!”

“W-what are you THINGS?!” The pony repeated.

“I-I am Dempsey, and this is Niko; we are humans. I don’t know how the fuck we got here, and I don’t where the fuck we are! I-I… everything is NOT making sense!” Dempsey shouted.

“Who the fuck are you?” Niko asked.

“Please, stop the cursing… I am Rainbow Dash… and I-I am a Pegasus, and Pegasus Pony… Please don’t speak of how I acted, nopony needs to know, alright?” Rainbow Dash said.

“You mean ‘no one’, right?” Niko said, calming down.

“No… it’s ‘nopony’… Now, do you promise?” Rainbow replied.

Both men nodded and an awkward silence took over for five minutes as both species examined each other. But eventually another sound of flapping in the distance was heard. Rainbow got up and looked at the men, and said, “Guys, my friend Fluttershy is coming! She’s kind of… shy so hide!”

The men nodded and hid behind a bush.

Niko turned to Dempsey and chuckled.

“’Fluttershy’, what kind of name is that?”

“Heh, I know. Wait, how can ponies speak English?” Dempsey whispered.

“I don’t know. How can they talk at all?” Niko replied.

“Shit!” Dempsey cursed, as dropped the Wunderwaffe, causing it to fire at Rainbow. The lightening linking over to a yellow pony with pink hair, or mane. The yellow pony moaned oddly, it reminded Niko of a woman having sex. Rainbow did not say a word or sound as she was being shocked. Finally, both ponies fell to the ground, unconscious.

“Damn, I don’t even feel like giving Liberty City teabag now…” Niko said, shaking his head.