On a seemingly ordinary day in Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle completely changes the course of her life, as well as equine history itself, by falling head over hooves in love with a box full of military-grade explosives. What follows is a thrilling tale of passion, intrigue, and romance of a kind unparalleled since the days of Shakespeare as the Sun Princess's most prized student proves that it is in fact possible to make love using the tools of war.