Honor the Dead
Another HiE fic right? Yup. Spot on. Correct. Affirmative. No point denying it. In fact, it's generic as hell. Like, the only thing it's missing is a red and black alicorn and multiple inexplicable orgies. Actually, tell you what, before I kill my entire audience, read the rest of the description.
Knives, blood, parkor, games and ponies. Kind of a weird list of top 5 favorite things.
My name is Edward. And I am an assassin.
No. Not that Edward. And no, not that assassin. I mean an assassin/ninja/mercenary/thing. Get that? No? Well screw you, I have better things to do than explain it to you. Like explaining it to you.
Expect insanity, friendship and dragons. For reasons.
Anyhoo, I digress. As always. Digress is such a weird word isn't it? Oh wait. I'm doing it again. Digressing. Is that even a real word? Maybe. Huh. I suddenly have ADD. Weird. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Got to love that word. Means being opposed to disestablishmentarianism. Longest word in the English language it is. Not really. That goes to Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I don't even know what that means. I'd google it if my iPod hadn't been fed to a dragon. Wait. I was saying something. Oh yeah, I'm in Equestria. How did I forget that? By digressing, that's how. Focus dammit. Equestria... Honored...Necronomicon... Oh yeah!
Well it all started on that operation...
Disclaimer: this is based off the world of Honored Service's story: the Equestrian Honor Guard, it contains gore, language, morals, some pretty dark underlying themes, sexual references, racism, sexism, Judaism, antidisenstablishmentarianism and some (kinda involuntary) shipping. Said shipping is heterosexual and has a reason for being there (and I can't just magic it away). If you dislike, please leave a reason for doing so. If you came for good writing and a well thought out plot, go somewhere else. This story is stupid. But it isn't (completely) random. Read this and its predecessor first, you need them to put the events in context. And anyway, they're just really good stories: Honor above all else Also, proper cover art is incoming. Eventually.
Yes, I had a bet that I could fit antidisestablishmentarianism into this description three times. I succeeded. You owe me 5 bucks. You know who you are.
50 Chapters:
- 1: Could have gone better. 2013-03-26 01:19:33 UTC1905
- 2: I hate flashbangs... 2013-03-28 05:14:19 UTC2172
- 3: And Poison Joke. 2013-04-03 08:08:59 UTC2130
- 4: I also hate picking the wrong direction. 2013-04-04 07:07:41 UTC1809
- 5: GPS is for scrubs. 2013-04-06 09:34:38 UTC2134
- 6: A shadow of his former self. 2013-04-08 23:32:22 UTC2134
- 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2013-04-13 09:59:29 UTC2302
- 8: Boring forest is boring 2013-04-16 11:10:53 UTC2150
- 9: I'm sorry, we are out of nukes at the moment... 2013-04-24 09:41:28 UTC2063
- 10: Dreams, nightmares and vodka 2013-05-04 11:13:57 UTC2042
- 11: Cool story bro. Needs more dragons. 2013-05-09 11:43:14 UTC2037
- 12: In which Equestria girls is officially a thing. 2013-05-18 04:22:03 UTC2028
- 13: Why being racist is a bad idea. 2013-06-01 10:47:09 UTC2153
- 14: Never piss off a dragon. 2013-06-10 03:59:05 UTC2339
- 15: I couldn't think of a good name for this chapter. Sue me. 2013-06-16 08:14:35 UTC2012
- 16: Gametime with Luna. 2013-06-22 06:55:04 UTC1988
- 17: BONUS 1: Storytime with Luna. 2013-06-27 04:23:46 UTC1625
- 18: Flames... 2013-07-28 11:21:55 UTC1996
- 19: Flashbacks... Flashbacks everywhere. 2013-08-08 10:25:47 UTC2043
- 20: Vault... Um, moss? 2013-08-13 08:51:29 UTC2176
- 21: Changing things up. 2013-08-25 08:29:46 UTC2003
- 22: BONUS 2: Odd images. 2013-08-26 11:14:33 UTC149
- 23: Fallout 2305272.9 2013-08-31 03:46:50 UTC2001
- 24: Faffing about. 2013-09-02 09:07:56 UTC2294
- 25: I would walk 10000 miles... 2013-09-14 04:28:14 UTC2301
- 26: It's a shame I use kilometres. 2013-09-30 11:42:30 UTC2278
- 27: Less walking, more explosions. 2013-10-11 12:07:28 UTC2461
- 28: Running. 2013-11-03 04:07:17 UTC2581
- 29: Welcome to Canterlot. Bitch. 2013-11-25 09:31:17 UTC2722
- 30: BONUS 3: Welcome to Canterlot. Bitch. Now with 1300% more alternative universe. 2013-11-25 10:53:05 UTC862
- 31: Baths and whatnot. 2013-12-09 08:24:16 UTC2284
- 32: The best kind of house 2013-12-16 07:44:02 UTC2089
- 33: Bullying PSA 2013-12-21 09:21:55 UTC2059
- 34: If it exists... 2014-01-07 06:42:13 UTC2362
- 35: Ins with the endo 2014-01-11 03:57:45 UTC2233
- 36: I don't need your life story. 2014-01-11 04:08:30 UTC2185
- 37: I REALLY hate needles. 2014-01-14 10:59:12 UTC2201
- 38: Breakout. 2014-01-31 07:17:32 UTC2628
- 39: Tangents, tangents everywhere. 2014-02-23 08:31:51 UTC2252
- 40: Preparation and procrastination. 2014-03-13 09:56:26 UTC2463
- 41: BONUS 4: A steamy love affair. 2014-03-14 09:48:13 UTC2049
- 42: History lesson: The chapter. 2014-03-22 04:29:14 UTC2419
- 43: BONUS 5: Dinnertime: The Heist. 2014-04-22 11:56:29 UTC1444
- 44:Knowledge is power. 2014-05-31 07:05:32 UTC5088
- 45: Power is responsibility. 2014-07-25 12:04:27 UTC5061
- 46: Responsibility is a pain in the ass. 2014-09-25 08:05:43 UTC8084
- 47: 420 blaze. 2014-11-18 06:29:31 UTC3788
- 48: Welcome home, scum. 2014-12-11 23:14:16 UTC6896
- 49: Slam the slammer right in the face. 2015-02-17 05:07:04 UTC5443
- 50: Doc! C'mon man. 2015-07-05 00:47:34 UTC10060