Over The Hills and Far Away
One starry night in Equestria, a comet that hasn't been seen in 600 years burns across the sky, bringing with it a strange visitor; a human with an unwanted power. When in contact with water, he becomes irresistible to mares! Will he survive?
Phil Phillips isn't your everyday slacker. His life practically redefined relaxing and his antics practically redefined ridiculous pranks. One day however, life decides to give Phil a taste of his own medicine when the effects of an ancient comet send him to the magical pastel world of Equestria, but not without consequences. The after effects of the comet give him an odd, unwanted power. Whenever Phil gets wet, he becomes an irresistible mare magnet! Can Phil survive the onslaught of horny mares?
Not a self insert.
Takes place immediately after the events of "Keep Calm And Flutter On."
Side note: All chapter titles will be Led Zeppelin song titles. Because fuck you, that's why. All rights reserved.
48100 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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19 Chapters:
- Good Times, Bad Times 2013-03-26 09:56:04 UTC797
- Trampled Under Foot 2013-03-27 00:22:53 UTC1363
- Custard Pie 2013-03-28 03:57:20 UTC1167
- When The Levee Breaks 2013-03-29 08:02:29 UTC2314
- Nobody's Fault But Mine 2013-03-30 19:23:45 UTC2511
- How Many More Times 2013-04-01 04:16:05 UTC2374
- In The Light 2013-04-02 04:04:51 UTC2289
- In The Evening 2013-04-04 04:45:06 UTC3259
- Carouselambra 2013-04-07 06:00:46 UTC3055
- Houses Of The Holy: Part One 2013-04-11 23:09:15 UTC2744
- Houses Of The Holy: Part Two 2013-04-13 03:04:21 UTC2183
- Houses Of The Holy: Part Three 2013-04-18 08:28:47 UTC4213
- Hey Hey What Can I Do 2013-05-02 02:39:20 UTC2998
- Tea For One 2013-05-10 22:00:17 UTC2502
- Royal Orleans 2013-05-21 22:38:17 UTC3259
- What Is And What Should Never Be: Part One 2013-05-26 07:28:18 UTC3216
- What Is And What Should Never Be: Part Two 2013-05-30 21:32:42 UTC2762
- What Is And What Should Never Be: Part Three 2013-07-03 21:30:22 UTC3289
- Intermission Chapter: Tangerine 2013-07-05 19:31:39 UTC1805