Pinkie has officially jacked this story

(A/N: to the mods: The reason I'm resubmitting this is because I never wanted to delete it in the first place. It was a complete accident that I deleted it. Readers: Hopefully your seeing this on the site and if you are, I need help because I can barely remember what the hell happened in this story in the first place. Also this'll be open to anyone who wants to participate.)

Alright! Time to write me a fanfic!

"Here you go!" Chirped Pinkie as she handed the befuddled city mare a muffin. Octavia couldn't make heads or tails of the pony in front of her. As the city mare-

HALLO!

SWEET PONY IT'S A JESUS.

I ARE JEBUS FEAR ME!

JEBUS? G-BUS......JASON?!?

JAYSUN?

*Okay but in all seriousness Pinkie get back in your story.*

No screw you I do what I want.

You're a goddam pony!

No i'm goddam awesome is what I is.

That's not proper engrish. Whatever i'll just keep writing then.

Octavia stared at the pink pony across from her, her cheeks aflutter as she asked-

Srs face here though, No. Just. No.

What? Don't fancy you some...."musical Pie"?

Actually I would tap that. Oh! You know who I really want to tap? Lyra, that shit'll get kinky.

....So are we gonna get back to the story here? I'm kinda...you know...trying to write?

Nope. I'M A DO WHAT I WANT.

DAFUZ? You'z a pony! You supposed to be in story! Get back in there!

No chance pal.

Alrighty then, I'ma haz to get physical.

GET OVER HERE.

[scuffling]

HADOUKEN!

[thud.]

Alright then! Now's that I haz me some readers and people who're actually paying attention; IS IT CHIMMY CHERRY OR CHERRY CHONGA?!? GODDAM IT PEOPLE I NEED ANSWERS! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE CAKE MIXER! I WILL GET THE CAKE MIXER AND F**K YOUR S**T UP WITH A *** AND A ***** BABY UNICORNS WITH JUICEBOXES AND A ****WITH A SPIKEY LONG DISMEMBERMENT AND INSURANCE DEDUCTIBLE WITH A SIDE OF **** I mean seriously who even reads the policies anymore? Oh where was I?

Ugh....

Sheeet. He's coming to. Quick! Grab the lawnmower and lemonade!

Know what? Screw this, drinks on me chica!

(Spongebob announcer voice) Ten Minutes later.

And den I was all rike *hic* screw your common courtesy n shit, I'ma eat your carpet with some whipped cream!

I feel ya bruda, I love eating me sum *hic* sweet sweet muffins.

And den I was all like *hiccup* if we're gonna do this. We're gonna need some ice cream.

Should've given that chic some road. Fillies love that rock hard rocky road.

Speaking of which I'MA GET MA JUNK AWN!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT LAD! GET OVER HERE!

Wink wink, nudge nudge, hump hump, bang bang, smash smash, boom boom.

OH MY GOD IS THIS SEX OR A TRAIN WRECK?!?

IT'S BOTH! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50!

WHAT?!?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE-

WE ARE! THIS IS SEXUAL BOOT CAMP BIATCH!

WTF EVER NOW LET'S DO THIS LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOYYYYYYYYY!

WHATA IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME! DON'T HURT ME! NO MORE!

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Dunno. WE CRAY DROOGIE.

Amen to that pegasista.

Bitch who you callin a pegasista?

Bitch who you callin a bitch?

Is we both bitches now?

Then who's on top?

We are!

Lolwut?

It's simple really!

(A/N: What....the....hell?)

STFU IZ SEXY TEIM RIGHT NOW.

(A/N: DASFUQ?!? HOW? HOW?!? HOOWWWW!? PINKIE STOP BREAKING THE 5TH WALL! IT CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE!)

The hell is he?

The author.

I'm the author though!

(A/N: We the author.)

DAMN STRAIGHT WE IS NOW GET ON OVER HERE.

(A/N: But I kinda don't want to- OH GOD PINKIE GET YOUR HOOF AWAY FROM MY- AUGH! GODDAMIT WHY IS A PONY GIVING ME A- JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO GOOD?!?!?)

Double the author!

(A/N: Wait a minute. What happens if we look at each other?)

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!

(A/N: WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT?!?)

YOU DO! WE DO?

YOU DO!

(A/N:....We all do?)

THAAAAAAA JITTERBUG!

(A/N: *makes pistol in mouth hand motion)

Alright time for some BOOZE!

(A/N: Don't do anything you'll regret...wait a minute we already are.)

INTERJECTIONS! INTERJECITONS EVERYWHERE!

Now hold still! I'MA POUND THE CARPET!

Now don't be afraid to dig in there.

Sweet jesus it's like the Luray Caverns in here. Oh my god is that a stalactite?

Make of sweet sweet cream sauce.

Alright then! *Grabs fire hydrant*

Um...where are you putting that- THERE IT IS!

(A/N: 0_0)

SO MUCH CREAM SAUCE IN HERE, JESUS CHRIST IT'S LIKE THE MILKY WAY.

(A/N: *Long neck reaction guy*)

Yeah, been meaning to clean that out.

(A/N: THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A REMAKE OF PHOJTS HOW? OH MY GOD HOW?!? HOW?!?)

Shit happens braski. Ja just gotta go with the flow.

(A/N: SCREW ALL THIS I'MA JOIN IN TOO!)

SWEET CELESTIA A FIVESOME!

(A/N: Um...who are the other 2?)

ME MYSELF AND I OF COURSE!

THIS ISN'T SEX ANYMORE IT'S A CLUSTERFUCK!

Wobwobwobwob.

DIS GON BE GUD.

Sure is, btw O-Button.

What- OH THAT'S WHAT YOU-GAAAAAAAAH!

(A/N: Cream sauce friggin everywhere! Someone get the buckets!)

NOPE! KEEP CALM AND DRINK ON.

Good point.

2 hours later.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight!

Dude..dude. Lions don't sleep. They like...they like eat while they sleep.

(A/N: You are so drunk you're high. *Slow clap*)

Dude...dude...round 2?

Sweet, turn around.

Okie dokie lokie!

! I think that's man booty!

(A/N:Bruma! Where the men are women.)

Nope! I'ma go get my sense hammer and smack the stupid outta ya!

[SMASH!]

THAT WAS ENLIGHTENING! HARDER!

(A/N: Okie dokie i'm out, this story is hopelessly unsalvageable.)

Time has no meaning whatsoever! The day after.

Oh sweet jesus my head.

[opens eyes to look at room]

.....Is that a rhino? Since when was my house Noah's Ark?

[Snore]

Oh please tell me I didn't....wait a minute. It's Pinkie! [Takes out smoke] I do say my good sirs. This predicament hardly requires attention for we have participated in the copious act of copulation. DUR TRANSLATION? DOESN'T MATTER. Had CHEX.

(A/N: Well...there goes all of our collective sanities. And if this doesn't pass mods then check it out on my group "Madman and Mentelgen")