Pinkie has officially jacked this story

(A/N: Thanks DB, after this i'm just improvising, don't worry I'll still get the major shit but everything in between is just gonna be ....you know)

"HEY! Ya ready back there?"

"Yeah, I'm commin Pinkie! Just gotta grab some stuff."

"By the way,how am I gonna get into Equestria? And what the hell happened last night?"

"Silly Billy! When a mare and a stallion love each other very much-"

"Yeah, I thought so. Wait a minute, I'm a human........OH SHIT."

"It.....was.....amazing."

"............... Still counts... Okay, I'm done!"

-Staring at computer-

"So Pinkie, please to me, in full scientific detail, explain how we're gonna get inside Equestria."

"It's simple! Just a hop, skip and a jump!"

"Buck, whatever. LETS DO THIS! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"Oh, oh are we playing a screaming game? I wanna join in too!"

-Inhales- "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

-running at desktop computer displaying background-

"Pinkie, I swear to Celestia that if this doesn't work-"

-enveloped by sudden light-

"MY EYES! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

"WHEEEEEEEEE!"

Twilight was utterly confused. She was walking down Stirrup Street, when suddenly, a gray Pegasus and Pinkie Pie tumbled out of a bush, knocking into her.

"Pinkie! Where in wide, wide world of Equestria where you? And who is this?" She asked, pinned underneath Pinkie.

For her part, Pinkie just smiled and said, "Weeeeeeeellll, I wasn't in Equestria! I was on earth! And this here is my new friend!"

She said pointing to the unconscious stallion just a few feet away from them. His legs were splayed as he lay on the ground, groaning softly.

Twilight looked at him curiously. He had a straight, flat black mane, his coat was gray and on his flank was a shower of confetti.

Twilight didn't ask any more questions as she levitated the Pegasus over to the library.

"Oh! Are we gonna have a party at your place! Just give me a minute to grab my stuff! I also need throw this guy a 'Welcome to Ponyville' party! Said Pinkie as she shot off.

Twilight just sighed, she knew better than to question Pinkie's motives, for now though she was going to take care of the stallion.

"Even in your brain you're boring!"

"Shut it Pinkie."