Pinkie has officially jacked this story

(A/N: Welcome to my mind.)

Eventually everypony woke up and gasped at the messy madness surrounding them. Confetti, who had been on the verge of tears finally burst out into roaring laugter who was soon joined by everyone else.

HEY DILLWEED! NO HAPPY JOY JOY MOMENTS.

FUCKING DAMMIT CONFETTI!

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After an hour or two of cleaning, the guests finally returned Sugarcube corner to it's spick and span nature.

As each party guest began filing out, Pinkie turned to Confetti who was standing at the steps to sugarcube corner.

That sure was fun wasn't it?

YUSH! YUSH YUSH IT WAS!

(A/N: I picked up yush after reading fallout Equestria: Pink eyes)

So! Are you gonna go home too?!? Are you gonna stay for an after party? Oh! How about an after, AFTER party?

Ah no thanks Pinks, I gotta get....home...

(A/N: rage initiating in 3...2...1....)

Ahem! Author interjection here! Sorry about the sudden-

RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH GODDAMIT CONFETTI WHAT THE HELL?!? OH GOD! YOU OPENED UP A RIFT! SWEET BABY JEBUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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"Ugh....what the hell happened?" Asked an bleach white Pegasi as he awoke in the middle of the Everfee forest.

"What? Who?" Asked another light black earth pony.

"Dude...who are you?" Asked the Pegasi beginning to freak out for a moment.

"...Name's Quiet Storm." Replied the earth pony rearing back on his hind legs and twisting from side to side, loosening the stiffened muscle and bone.

".......Mine's Phoenix....nice to meet ya...I guess."

"Like wise."

The two stared awkwardly at each other for a moment before Phoenix broke the silence.

"....So you have any idea where we are?" He asked looking up at the creeper trees (as in creepy, i'm just lazy like that).

".....Looks like the Everfree forest." Said Quiet taking in his surroundings as well.

"Oh! Huh...the Everfree aye?"

(A/N: Okay this is getting confusing, Phoenix is red and Quiet is black.)

Well...I've always wanted to come to the Everfree forest. You know, just to explore.

I know what'cha mean. It's fun to go exploring once in while.

I don't know why everybody keeps avoiding the Everfee though. I mean, besides the monsters and stuff.

I'd imagine that's a big turn off.

Pft, that's what she said.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

OH SHIT!

WOW WHAT THE HELL?!?

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The two had been following a path for some time now when all of a sudden, a maroon comet came out of nowhere and crashed right next to them.

Oh god my everything. What happened?

(A/N: Confetti happened)

Oh, that explains everyth- WAIT A MINTUE. DID YOU JUST SAY CONFETTI?!?

Oh god, if he said Confetti...then that means.

DAT'S RIGH MOFOS.

And we find ourselves in PHOJTS. Fuck.

Shit.

Oh hey, I know you! Pheonix huh? And who's this cute little feller here? Whoszagushu-

SNAP

AH GOD MY LEGS.

And as soon as Confetti (like the moron he is) started touching Quiet Storm, Quiet decided "okay breakface time". And snapped Confetti's front leg.

Now that my friends is how you do it.

Hate you. Hate you both. He groaned as he clutched his leg, Phoenix was trying not to laugh. Meanwhile Confetti was-

HEY BUTT KNUCKLE! WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT I WAS GONNA GET BEATEN BY SOME MARTIAL ARTS PONY?!?

Author:Confetti, I swear to god if you screw with this story anymore I will get Mr.Happyface and I will screw your shit up.

Bitch please. You think you could screw me up?

HEY! Equestria to asshole! Come in asshole!

About this time (back in Equestria) Confetti was staring off into space, both Phoenix and Quiet had become worried as he sat, the muscles in his broken leg seemed to spasm for a second before they suddenly stopped.

Quiet was about to call out again but suddenly Confetti shot into the air with a warlike scream-

BITCH I'M COMIN FOR YOU!

Author: Um who the hell? I'm sure he doesn't mean- OH GOD HE MEANS ME! QUICK! WHERE'S THE GODDAM BASEBALL BAT?!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

SMASH!

Dyrilby sat in the library, reading Daring Do and the Golden Conspiracy.

"You know, this is really interesting." He stated into thin air, drinking in the ambient silence and muted chirps of birds that the nice day offered. As he read, he heard hoofsteps approached, without even looking, he could instantly identify the town librarian since she was the only other soul (besides Spike) on the premise.

"I hope you're enjoying the book." She said in a pleasant tone, this brought a smile to DB's face as he set aside the book to give her his full attention.

"Yeah, it's really nice. I love how random it seems at first, though it all ties together around the end." He said, his voice taking on a more appreciative tone as he described his enthrallment with the books.

"I'll say, you read almost as fast as I do!" She said taking a seat next to him. Dyrilby decided to play it cool and keep one eye on the book and one ear out for Twilight.

"So! Where did you come from?" She asked, Dyrilby had to chuckle at the sheer forwardness of the mare. "I mean, I haven't seen you in Ponyville at all! Not since That other stallion showed up."

At this Dyrilby turned to her, a small smile on his lips. "That's guys crazy, though he's nice." He said, going back to the book.

Twilight, who was hoping to draw some information out of him, stopped in her tracks to cock an eyebrow. How did he know Confetti if they just met?

"How do you know him?" She asked, he sighed and turned to her.

"Well it all began a little while ago, in a story. You see-"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

The stillness and serenity that was the library was violently disturbed by the essence. No, not pony, pony would mean that he was biological and followed the basic laws of Nature and physics, no this was no pony, this was Confetti. Plain and simple.

As he crashed, Dyrilby let out an audible sigh. Peace and quiet=none.

"Sup braski." He said holding up a hoof, Confetti who was still recovering, just groaned.

Ow my everything and it's nuts. He moaned rolling over and over. DB chuckled and got off the couch. "Need a hoof?"

(A/N: The bolded text will be returned to Quiet Storm as he talks.)

The two new ponies/bronies looked up at the fading green streak Confetti had left behind and sighed.

Well there goes that shit I s'pose. Sighed Phoenix Flame as he held up a hoof to block out the light. The setting sun now cast it's golden threads along the spine of the sky as the sun set.

Hey, what's say we get outta the forest? If it's the Everfree than even in this world the paths should be the same. Said Quiet as he set off to find the path leading back to civilization.

--=-=-=-=-=-=-= (<--A/N:lol wut?)

After uncovering helping out Confetti, both Dyrilby and he made their way through town, both needed to clear their heads. Or Dyrilby needed to clear his mind, I'm not so sure there's a mind even in Confetti.

"So dude, ya know where you're gonna be staying?" Asked Dyrilby after about half an hour into the walk, the two had been talking about the menial things, you know, like who they wanted to bone and who they thought was lesbo. That sort of thing.

Confetti seemed to stop for a moment, Dyrilby sighed as the truth inevitably made it's way around.

"You have no idea do you?" He asked. Confetti merely flattened his ears and nodded. Dyrilby only smiled and pointed him to Sugarcube corner.

"Maybe Pinkie might have a room available, she's always one to help a fellow in need." He said walking back to the library, twilight just beginning to give way to night.

Confetti shrugged and walked towards the confectionary store. I would normally say that worry was going through his mind, but come on people. I think you all know what's about to happen.

Confetti walked up to the store, and right before he knocked, he got the sudden urge to jump. Now being the compulsive butt nugget he is, he followed through.

And right as he did, Pinkie burst out in a low rush, sliding right underneath him.

"Wow chica, not even gonna buy me dinner first ey?" He joked as she skidded to a halt. And in her over active voice she-

Oh! I knew it! A friend in need! Pinkie sense was right again! I felt an eye flutter, knee twitch, groin scrunch, pinchy knee, and twitchy tail! That's the combo for pony in need! Are you looking for a room huh? Well there are plenty or rooms here at Sugarcube corner! That's because we're also a hotel! It works better like that you know? Daytime store, nighttime hotel and nightclub!

Confetti stopped for a minute, "say what now? What's this I hear about a nightclub?" He asked, curiosity peeked. Pinkie's perpetually huge smile seemed to grow even more.

Weeeeeel since most ponies don't come to Sugarcube corner in the daytime, well they do but not as often as I'd like because that's the main business! I mean c'mon! We need customers for money! That's how capitalism works right? Well buck capitalism! I like communism! Because in Soviet Stalliongrad, Pinkie is you!

Somehow Confetti had translated it.

So what you're saying is that you run a nightclub at night to pay for daytime lack of income and the bartender quit? I can fill that position...if you're payin' I'm sort of strapped....and I need a place to stay. He brushed the back of his head as he finished.

Pinkie's smile now broke all biological boundaries. It was freakin' HUGE!

YOU START NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! She shouted as she basically picked up Confetti and ran towards Sugarcube corner.

(A/N: Yeas! PHOJTS is back on track! Sorry for not updating. Oh! And I have a couple more OC spots left so y'all can P.M me if you all are interested. Anyway, POTIS!)