Cupcakes: My version (I know most of you hate the original.)

"I'll be glad to, Pinkie Pie!" I said happily on the phone."I'll do my best, you can count on me!"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie Pie said in reply."You sure you got this?"

"When was I ever not?"

"I can't remember!"

"That's it!You can trust me!

"Thanks, Pinkie Shy!Remember, any story is fine, unless it is Cupcakes."

"And sad."

"And sad."

"OK!Got it!I'll be putting a smile on her face as fast as you can hop!" I hung up the phone, and in a few seconds I was screaming in my house, running 'round like a lunatic.How can I come up with a story that isn't sad, but is not Cupcakes?

Oh, 'scuse me, I forgot to tell what was happening.Well, Dinky Hooves is having a cold, so Pinkie Pie was going to come over and make her laugh.But Pinkie Pie had some other plans to do.(Probably kill Rainbow Dash in her basement and flood the place with blood.)So I - the second best Laughter in Ponyville - had to replace her.

I think she made a big mistake.I have some rare days of making boredom, and this was one of them.Why not tomorrow or something?Because of Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Promise, Protecting Prun-Prustworthiness Prom Preaking Promises to Dinky and Derpy.

I plopped myself on my cyan blue bed, smashing my face with my pillow.(That helps make me think better) What funny story can I think of?????Currently nothing, that's what.Just a face that is laughing and a picture of Pinkamena killing Rainbow Dash.

Wait, what?WHAT!?THAT'S IT!!!!!THAT'S EGG-ZACTLY WHAT STORY I SHOULD MAKE-UP!!!!I jumped outta bed, picked up my pencil, and started scribbling on a lined sheet of paper.

OK, maybe not A line sheet of paper, but maybe about five, making it back-and-front.I am just saying it so you wouldn't think that I write real tiny.

Anyways,  I finished writing my story, and it.Was.PERFECT.It was like an author barfing rainbows.(OK, maybe not, because it isn't really gross.)I couldn't wait to read it to Dinky Hooves.Pinkie would be so proud of me.But best of all, I made the scariest fan-fic, Cupcakes, much, much less scarier.

You can't imagine how proud I was right now.

~*~

"Hey, Dinky," I greeted as I walked into Dinky Hooves' room."I have a really good story for you.Want me to read it?"

Dinky Hooves straightened up, eager for me to read."Yes, please!" Her eyes were bright with excitement.I guessed that she hadn't been smiling for days, judging on her very wide smile and the sparkling eyes and other things that are too much to explain.

"OK," I said, taking out the sheets of paper,"It all starts out..."