Cupcakes: My version (I know most of you hate the original.)

It was a sunny Saturday in Ponyville.The foals and fillies were playing outside, enjoying every second of the day.The mares and stallions were inside, relaxing with happiness.The CMC were doing their usual: finding there cutie marks.Fluttershy was guarding her shed, Apple Jack and Rarity taking the day off of their work, Pinkie Pie...well, forget about her, and Twilight - or should I say PRINCESS Twilight - was performing her royal duties.Everything went fine, and almost NOTHING could go wrong.

CRASH!

Or maybe I spoke too soon.

"CALL 911!CALL 911!!!!"

Eeyup, I definitely spoke too soon.

A rainbow-maned pegasus crashed onto a wheelbarrow and got stunned.Everyone saw what was happening outside and went, um, I dunno, berserk?

She raised herself up and noticed the ponies going wild."Oops, sorry everypony," she apologized, although she didn't know that nobody noticed.The pegasus flew off, because she needed to get to Sugarcube Corner to help a friend of her's...make 'n bake cupcakes!Actually, the rainbow-maned pegasus, Rainbow Dash, doesn't know that, but her friend likes suprises, anyways, so it couldn't really MATTER, could it?

It's actually a really big deal.Either R.D. can live for her life or gross out someone by she-who-must-not-be-named.Still, like I said, Rainbow's friend, Pinkie Pie, likes suprises, so it's pretty much like the sky blue pegasus is gonna end up like Hitler in the "press space to sweetiescoot" game.Don't get me started on that one, it might spoil it.

Anyways, Rainbow Dash walked the rest of the way to Sugarcube Corner, because she found her wing beaten up a little, and the first thing she saw when she stepped inside was the one and only Pinkie Pie.

"Hey, Pinkie," Rainbow Dash said."What are we gonna do?Pull pranks on sombody?Play a game of tag?Or-" "You're gonna help me bake and make cupcakes, buddy of mine!" Pinkie Pie interrupted.She embraced her best friend in her arms."It's gonna be fun, fun, fun!"

Rainbow Dash frowned."But Pinkie, you know I'm not good at baking and making.Besides, what do you need cupcakes for, anyways?" She waited for an answer.

Pinkie Pie realized she was in a trance, and snapped out of it."Oh, sorry Dashie, I was in space right now!" She giggled."I need the cupcakes for Twilight's - or Princess Twilight's - quarter anniversary!You know, for being a princess." There was something in the pink pony's eyes, something like they were going to be zalgofied.

"Well, OK," Rainbow Dash remarked."Anything for the princess - and my buddy." She hugged Pinkie Pie.Then she saw a cupcake in front of her.

"Here, have a cupcake," Pinkie said.She handed the cupcake over to the blue pegasus.

Rainbow was confused once more."OK, now what?I thought we were gonna bake cupcakes." Then she added,"Are you giving this cupcake to me because I'm gonna get banished to the moon, and you want to give me the last taste of your cupcakes?Or is it because your 'fridgerator's not running, and you need me to run so the cupcake can get cool?Pinkie?PINKIE!You in your trance again?"

"Oh, I am giving this to you because I want you to have enough energy to bake and make as many Hitlers as you can," Pinkie answered politely, but there was a tiny bit impatience hidden in her voice.

Rainbow Dash's ears perked up."Hitlers????" It didn't really matter much to anyone, but she knew that if Pinkie said anything that didn't seemed right, it means something, err, weird is going to happen.

Pinkie Pie stuffed the cupcake in her best friend's mouth."Oops, sorry, R.D., I didn't mean to says 'Hitler'," Pinkie said, but it didn't sounded like she meant it.

"Pinkie, can you explain something here?" Rainbow asked, but before she could she fell deep asleep, and the very last thing she heard was Pinkie Pie's cackle.