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Jake: You know what? Imma write a liam/twilight sparkle clopfic just for you! :D

Liam entered the libary or someshit, Queerlight Faggle was snorting lines of coke with spik

"Spik, you jew quit touching the good shit" Queerlight spent $3 on dat shit and wasn't going to put up with his Fagitry

"Bit Queerlight I is Brazil, gibe moni plos, I repot you HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR BR?" Liam laughed at the causal fags and walked towards the british drug lord Faggle

"YOu ist figot, BB want sam fack?" Liam was smooth as fuck and suduced the already arroused and moistened Queerlight.

"OH yeah bb I'll have sam fack, come fack me you jew" Twilight presented her box

Little did Liam and Spik knew that her pussy stank "EEEY GIRL YO PUSS PUSS IS NASTY AS SPIK"S fack hole" Liam accidently reveal he had some of SPiks fack

"OH NOES! D:" Queerlight was heart brocken, Liam wouldn't destroy her meat taco, her stanky munch hole, her sticky fack sack and her bist frond Spik was ragging fagit blankflank

Spik saved day as he whipped out nickelback's latest album and stated "WE CAN ALL GET FACKED IF I CALL FREEZY POP AND NICKELBACK"S LEAD SINGER, PRINCESS MOLESTIDUR!"

Molestidur and Freezy Pop smashed through Queerlight faggles wall "I is princoss Molestidur, I is the niggest, I will fack your stank holes" Freezy Pop proceded to eat Queerlights moist loints "This cakes is delicous!" Liam was uber GABEN that half life 3 wasn't released and accepted Molestidur's passion (18 FOOT FUTAHOSE)

Spik started programing l4d3 whilst everyones except has fack hole was filled with Molstidur's futahose, seriously the bitch had everyone in a human centipe ass rape congo line. "FREEZY POP!" Carrot Cake smashed through the otherside of the wall and filled SPIKS face fack hole with his delicous love "That's what you get for acting demiccy, vegina..."

As liam was lucky enough to be at the front of the penetraction nation he whitnessed Molestidur cumming with the force of thors hammer. Her sticky funnel of steam's summer sale projected Liam to duh Moon.

Liam totally got the bestest idea ever "I am going to HYPERFACK the planet! HUEHUEHUENICKELBACKLIVE IINCONCERTHUEHUE BR BR!" He stuffed as fack hole with as many bricks as possible to have enough mass to PENETRACT EQUESTIDUR. Bak on equestridur Molestidur's glorious indie sale cover the world with her SALTY FACK SEED

Lemon jumped from dur moon and his penis expanded to the size of my mum's waist line (oh snap) HIS MEATY TORPEDO SMASHED THROUGH AN OPRHANAGE in Poniville, the children looked at his giant HYPER PLANET FACKER. "RIGHT KIDS, WHICH ONE OF YOU CANTS ARE GONNA GET SOME DICK TONIGHT!?!?!" Randy smashed through the wall and head butted the SUV he was on. "OOOH I'm Randy, you must be Tiffany?"

"Hey BB you want same fack? I'll be whatever you want, but first..." Liam whipped out his shit dildo and procedded to rape all the orphans with his frozen stankhole love machine. "IT'S SUMMER SALE!" "No liam please..." Randy teleported or some shit to the walrus pit and Liam proceded on his journey back to the Library to buy the crack and anal lube he origanally went there for.

Lemon Trotsky shallowed 18 kilos of crack, heroine and cholat malk to ensure his ding dang doodle wank was prepared, just like his anus. Liam smashed through Queerlight Faggles library where everyone was facking and covered in jizzle my nizzle, Freezy Pop was impaled on Carrot Cakes fack stick and SPik was facking Queerlight "Well, well we meet again Kaka...faggot!" Liam jimmies rustled in the wind as he saw Molestidur, she was real super sand.

ALRIGHT LADIES, IM GONNA FACK YA" Liam craved the skull of Molestidur and fack her gray matter. He kept on facking until she was nothing but a puddle of Liam's spunk and nickelback's latest album. "BUENO, MMM"  You is winner, you got them all ^.^ Thank you for finishing Banned From Equestria Daily. THE END

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