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Jake: You know what, imma write you a julia gillard/luna clopfic

Miss Gillard was walking down Ponivilles mane road, Scotaorphan sped uber fast past her. "CRIKEY CUNT WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING YOU ABORIGICUNT" Scotaorphan was not putting up with the match digidoo fucker "1v1 me figit, I is uber powerful, I figt you irl"

Scotaorphan knocked the fackstain right the fack out with a powerful turkeyslip of her 12inch futa whip. "Crikey wricky dingo cock" and Julia Gillard hit the ground like a sack of nickelbacks greatest hits.

The redheaded fackhead woke up in a place full of flithy peasants and fatty boom booms "Am I in 'merica?, well shit grab me bottle of pertol and heroine and make me a fack hole!" Luna like TP'ed or someshit and came out of facking no where. "I is from micosof, gibe credit cord info so i unhock you HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR BR?

"WHAT IN THE BLIMEY FUCK DO YOU TAKE ME FOR YOU FACKWIT, I'LL BITE YOUR FACE CUNT!" Julia Gillard bit her face and luna flipped her shit" I repot u. gibe moni plos HUEHUEHUEHUE BR BR?" Luna summoned a army of expendable orphans "I is real supr sand?!"

The orphans held down that focking wanker primemister of STRALIA and Scotaorphan procedded to twist her nips "MMM ME GUSTA" LUNA WHIPPED OUT HER 18 METER (Metric motherfucker) mega strapon "WINTER IS COMING" she screamed as she penetraited down inside her sandpaper fack hole "WHERE R mein dragons?!?!?! Fagit"

Julia Gillard had a trick up her shelve to over power the army of orphans and to finally defeat Tony Abbot desized as Luna. "i wil alow homo mariage and provid homeles with moni HUEHUENICKELBACKLIVEINCONCERTHUEHUE" Tony Abbot was weakened and the orphans except for the shithead scotaorphan was ded.

Luna/Tony Abbot fell to the ground and Gillard stuck her digery dingo into his billabong "Squeal like a piggy Abbot, i no who u is and i repot u to cyberpolice" Tony abbot and scotaorphan was uber pissed that half life 3 wasn't going to be released this year, but tony abbot was still gonna get some fack "Com on fack me!" "Oh yeh I'LL FACK YA" Julia Gillard Ripped the cant's stanky fack hole up with her dildon't strapon. Blood and summer sale dripped from Abbot's fack hole.

"I repot u!" Scotaorphan was being a fagit again and Gillard screamed "LISTEN UP FUCK STAIN, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TELL, YOUR PARENTS? HUEHUEHUE BR BR?" Scotaorphan ran away and shit because she is fagit. Tony abbot was trying to escape Gillard's dungeon of love and struggled against her dildon't, she whispered "A true sayain always sprinkles when they tinkle..." And with a mighty finisher move she ripped Luna/Abbot's head off and spray salty futa FACK.

Julia Gillard woke up in Australia and the world blew up or someshit. THE END