Daring Do and The Jungle of Terror

God himself was standing right in front of Daring Doo!

"I am God, and I have come to cum."

All of a sudden, Daring was bended over, and raped, as God vomited on top of her back as she begged for more.
I'm going to Hell for writing that, aren't I?

God backhanded the cutie mark crusaders, reducing them to a fine red mist that caked Daring Doo from top to bottom. She could see God was nearly ready for another round- the blood had got him going even more. She knew she could't survive another rape. Daring had to think fast.

All of a sudden, she realized that it was OBLIGATORY BOSS BATTLE TIME!

"Look god, donations!" Daring screamed as she was released from God's almighty cock.

YOU GOT OFF THE COCK! HIT GOD IN HIS COCK FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Wild Niggers appear!

She ran through the Wild Niggers and pulled out a machinegun from out of nowhere, and began to shoot God in his massive penis. The bullets penetrated God's penishole, and God decided to let Daring go, as long as she read the Bible every day. Daring said "FUCK YOUR BIBLE!" and ended God's life, becoming the new God. She went into another room where she found the third dildo, and she grabbed it, and went on to the next area.

The wild niggers set about God and begun to steal everything they could grab from God's pockets and began their own personal quest to ruin the english language.

AREA IV: CUM CAVES

As Daring walked through the caves, she found paintings from ancient Cavecolts, drawn with dried cum. One painting, however, caught her eye...

In it was a shitty recolor of Daring Doo, except it had blue skin, and instead of her grey mane there was a rainbow one replacing it. Daring tried not to vomit in disgust.

Then, she realized, "Wait, that's my lovely DASHIE!" She turned around to find Rainbow Dash, alive and well, and then she cummed inside her for the first time in days.

Just as the legends stated, wherever there is horse fucking, there is Princess Celestia.

"Hey, fuck face... Hey, rainbow fuck face... where are my dildos already?" Princess Celestia asked as she flew down over the rotting corpse of God.

“YOU NIGGAS BEST NOT BE USING THEM, YA HEAR?”

"Right here, Your Highness." Daring said as she gave the dildos she had collected so far. Rainbow Dash yelled "Hey, wait, you've been collecting dildos without me?!"
"Let me join!"

Daring decided to let Dashie join, as even though they hated each other, they also loved each other, and Daring could not stop cumming inside Dash with that big cock of her's.

“TRIPS AGAIN
I AM THE GREATEST THING EVER”

Celestia watched for a little bit, pleasuring herself with her new dildos and writhing on blood splatter which was previously the cutie mark crusaders, before stopping to give the next location of the last dildo.

It's at OP's house.

Apparently, they didn't even need to go through the Cum Caves, as the Dildo was not there. Instead, it was at the final area: Gannon's Cum-Filled Castle.

"OP was Gannon all along!" Daring and Dash realized. They had to get to OP's castle as soon as possible, to get the final dildo, and to get the legendary dildo that would pleasure them both.

FINAL AREA: OP'S CUM-FILLED CASTLE

Daring and Dash stealthily sneaked pass the dildo-wielding niggers, as they progressed further and further into the castle. OP sat at his skull throne. He sensed a great force in this world... and it was getting closer by the second..

The two lovers burst through the door, and stared at OP's ugly faggot face. "GIVE US THE DILDO! NOW!" they both demanded.

"Mwahahahahahahah! I will give you the dildo...FOR YOUR SOULS!" And it turned out OP was the Devil.

It was time for the FINAL BOSS!