Daring Do and The Jungle of Terror

Daring, Dash, and The Devil's genitalia crossed, and they began to fuck.

OP's laugh gurgled horridly in his throat as he rose from his seat. He began his decent from the stairs on which his throne perched till he was within spitting distance of the two ponies. His eyes burned with madness.

His penis burned with gonorrhea.

HINT: OP is vulnerable after he uses his faggot explosion! Attack him once he uses it!

OP began building up his power, and he used the faggot explosion. Daring and Dash avoided it, and attacked him.

MASSIVE DAMAGE!

OP was weakened, so he sent out Nigger Minions to deal with the duo while he recharged his powers. Daring and Dash dealt with them quicker than nipples.

OP came out and once again used the Faggot Explosion. The duo was weakened, but they got through it. They hit OP a final time, and he blew up, revealing the final dildo.

"I'm dying." OP whispered, his innards strewn across the castle floor.... "I just didn't want to die like a faggot..."

Daring stared at the collapsed king.

"Dying like a faggot is your destiny. Embrace it, fag."

OP died, but not before voiding his bowels and vomitting everywhere.

They both grabbed the dildo, and returned to Celestia. They detonated a bomb they planted there, and OP's Cum-Filled Castle blew up.

Celestia smiled. "The Legendary Dildo is yours!" Daring and Dash squealed with delight. They went home, and they did the only thing they could...

TWO HOURS LATER

"Mmm, yes! Fuck me more! HARDER! FASTER! OH YES! FASTERRRRRRRR- okay, maybe a little slower...."

Daring Do and Rainbow Dash were having sex with the Dildo. It wasn't long before Daring cummed inside Rainbow once again.

Dash had wept herself to sleep once more beside the hospital bed. There was no cure, and her love was slipping deeper and deeper into dementia. She had exhausted her lover's fortune trying to save her health, but modern Equestrian medicine could not prevent the onslaught of the diseases Daring Do had been exposed to in her many travels. Only now while the ill pony slept would her mouth cease it's constant utterance of profanities, offering terrifying glimpses into the psychotic flashes of the dying, ravaged mind. Perhaps death would be a blessing, allowing Dash to remember her love, unspoiled by the verbal diarrhea of her mate's condition. Dash solemnly refused to rob herself of any last moment of Do's company, and instead chose to comfort her crying, shouting form and whisper into her ears how much she was loved, praying against hope that she could somehow comfort the mare trapped deep within her nightmare before her looming expiry.

HARDER FASTER DEEPER

Dash weeped, and passed out.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Daring let out a scream, and Dash came to see what was wrong.

"It was just another nightmare about you dying of cancer..."

"Oh." Rainbow said. "Well, we have no time to have nightmares. The Princess has requested our presence at the castle this instant!"

Daring nodded, and they ran to the Royal Kingdom of Equestria.