Daring Do and the Endless Wastes

Daring Do built an ark to prepare for the flood, as Celestia commanded. She brought 2 of every kind of nigger on board.

And it drowned all of the evangelical Christians. People tried to float away on their bibles; however, Jesus was not going to have any of that on the day of Sabbath.

But there was another item in her steamy pile of shit, was this a... Fingerbox?

She had them in her childhood, but thought that nobody else had heard of them before. This truly was a great find! An analog fingerbox made out of oakwood!

“RUPAN ZA SIRD?!”

“Alright... Now THIS is seriously fucked up...”

Jesus then PURGED THE HERETICS DARING TO ATTEMPT TO SAVE THEIR PATHETIC LIVES ON THE SABBATH HOW DARE THOSE HERETICS DISRESPECT THE HOLY DAY

Then suddenly everything stopped and a voice could be heard from the heavens saying "God, what am I doing with my life?" However, her bloated meat hooves couldn't fit. So she pissed into it a bathed herself in those warm, golden juices.

"But Jesus, it is Wednesday," said Daring.

And then all was well.

too soon, anon, too soon...

IN AD 2101 WAR WAS BEGINNING

"Why is there nothing on cable?" God continued.

"Well, I am just going to have to blast my dick to some /mlp/ smut."

with all the endless fapping, the great neckbeards came assisted with the freeman spaggetti was flying everywhere and just then the Big Boi came, no vag was safe when he used his grease to capture as many fillies as possible Gaben Tried to use all 1.000.000.000.000.000 of his flabs to counter his grease

Jesus proceeds to rape Daring for her insolence! HOW DARE A NONHUMAN HAVE SENTIENCE WHEN MAN IS THE CHOSEN SPECIES OF GOD! That, and she made him look really bad in front of his friends.

it was super effective

" 'Parody' it aint nuthin but NOT, muthafucka! I was on mah tablet wit mah daughta n' downlizzleed dis based off tha cover n' tha My fuckin Little Ponies dat mah hoes ludd so much only ta open dis up n' peep straight-up quickly from a quick scan of tha page dat dis is pure SMUT. NOT KID APPROPRIATE. I immediately returned it n' was supa grateful there was no pics n' dat mah daughta aint far enough up in her readin mobilitizzle ta have realized anythang." holla'd a passerby.

The Westboro Baptists, meanwhile, were dealing with their predicament in an entirely different matter.

"GOD HATES PONIES! EQUESTRIA IS DOOMED!" they cried from the top of their church. Daring simply ignored them until they were consumed by leviathans.

It was then that she came upon a poor, homeless Earth pony nursing her newborn foals. Daring's eyes dilated at the sight of the feast before her. Hungrily, she leaped toward the nursing mother and quickly gobbled up her placenta. Feel refreshed and full, she thanked the mare for her nutritious afterbirth and continued on her journey.

Daring suddenly had a fantastic thought.

"What would my penis feel like inside?" she wondered.

After a second of pondering, she came to the realization that she lacked the necessary genitalia.

“I don't give a fuck who you are our where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain It'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn the gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out. Your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you'll see when they're putting you under in the operating room is me hovering over you dressed as a doctor. When you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your fucking life wondering what I did to you while you where being operated on and wondering if there is a ticking time bomb in you chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you walk out of the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just wanted you to know how easily I could have destroyed your pathetic fucking excuse for a life, but how I would rather go to great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either. I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you you again my fucking self. Welcome to hell, population: you.”

“Say that to me one more time and I swear to god I will paint the streets with your blood. People a thousand miles away will hear your screams of terror as I inflict horrors upon you so vile and twisted that the devil himself will weep with anguish.
If you ever, even for a second, consider talking to me again, I will find away into the black void between this world and the next, once there I will commune with the darkness that infests that place and receive powers to make the gods themselves tremble. I will return to this wretched world and appear before you as your most feared nightmare and make you beg for death.”

And as you're lying bleeding in the gutter, the last thing you see will be my warped form usher in the end of days and bring the world crashing down upon you.

Applejack lowered herself to Daring's level. She said to Daring, "you passed" and smiled.

Daring was finally a member of the gay bath house. Suddenly, Daring began to sweat, and her body mass began to increase. She put her hoof to her chin, and could feel herself sporting a huge neckbeard.

"Oh god no." Daring sighed.

"Looks good on ya" Big Mac said.

"You might wanna go to the psychiatrist for an autism test too. That's a common symptom after being enrolled here."

"Right, I'm on it. Hurrp Durrp" Daring mumbled autistically.

Multiple packs of rape snakes and niggers began converging on Daring's position. She had been discovered!

With the genetiala Daring Suddendly had a Feeling

Twilight appears out of fucking nowhere, and gives Daring a huge horse cock!

As she trotted, she felt a slimy appendage protruding from her marehood. She gritted her teeth and squeezed the walls of her uterus.

And there it flopped out.

then she bent over and spread her plot. "But, I really just don't know how I can go on without a huge futa cock to stick into my anus. I want to cum in myself," Daring said wistfully.

“Welp im gonna go fap to hoofbeat 2. Cant wait to cum all over my keyboard because of that sweet sweet twilight x cadance x sunbutt”

A passing rape snake puts her in a suplex out into a spread eagle and begins to massage her belly, she had been having a hard day with the rape and all.

Mom, gay, I'm dad.

And so God summoned a case of Nutella brand Hazelnut spread, and began to lubricate himself, knowing full well the depraved images he had come that enjoy would soon be filling his broswer.

"Fucking IE, taking forever" God said

Safe at last, Daring allowed herself to relax. But fate woul not be so kind, she realized, as she noticed upon her snout, a medium-sized red mustache.