Daring Do and the Endless Wastes

Braeburn began to laugh sadistically after hearing Daring's autistic war cry.

"Huehuehue" Braeburn ejaculated, killing the receptionist downstairs, even though he wasn't even fucking aiming at her.

"Oops" Braeburn said blushing.

Dad, mom, if you are reading this then I know Jesus exists because you all died when I blew up the train with you all on it to Tokyo.

Daring do felt horrible, but she had to tell the Jesuit priest what had happened.

Then Daring Doo fucked his human tulpa saying: "omg I have no freends! xdxdxdzdz" she was alone fucking his imaginary friend.

"I'm also converting to pony Mormonism. The underwear was the main reason. Pretty magical, and rape snake proof."

“ホワイトピッグゴホッム! Wow quads! Daring do could translate oriental, slant eye language. Google translate, it's what's for dinner.”

A Lord Penis flew through the air and jackhammered into Daring's mouth.

Suddenly God's mother called out to him "Son, it's time for dinner!"

Suddenly, Jackie-chan tulpa appeared and kicked Daring's tulpa's ass and proceeded to rape daring for not making a Jackie-chan tulpa

Thus quoted Darring "this should be a Good Fuck"

Suddenly a noisy "FRRT" stops Daring Do flat.

Gabe Newell blushes and looks away, Daring Do blinks and scrunches up her snout.

"Did you just?"

"All shit I'm sorry Daring" Gabe stifled a giggle.

Daring's disgusted face suddenly turns into a sly grin.

"Fine then." Daring says defiantly, and before she can speak, Gabe can feel her stomach tense against her, and a explosive, very unladylike "THRRRRRPPPPPPTTTTH"

Even God himself could not clear out all of the toobars.

"Oh fuck!: exclaimed God.

"I won a new Ipad with a daring dew case."

"Bazinga."

With that grace God tore away the rape snakes he had summnoned form Daring do's womb.

And then Daring Doo woke up, realizing all the past events were nothing more than a nightmare brought on by accidentally stumbling upon some horrid fanfiction written by a 'R. Dash' she found last night.

Right as the tulpa was reaching its climax it suddenly began to rain spaghhetti. So much spaghetti.

It was glorious, until the sedan sized meatballs began to thunder down onto Daring Doo and her now jizzing tulpa fuck buddy,

"AHA HAHA HA HAHA HA HA” said Grunkle Stan. He was laughing.

"Buy mooooommmm!!!" The original neckberad cried out in detest, his throbbing 7 centimeter cock already at full attention.

"Fuck," she said as her transformation began.

Her coat turned a cream color, her mane became a mustache, her tail became like bacon. As the shift finished with the elongation of her snout and the growth of an extra "limb," Daring Flam resisted the urge to sing.

The primal man in him burst! He slammed his hand to his dick and rape snakes came bursting out.

“RILEY MEEHAN IS THE BIGGEST FAGGOT TO EVER LIVE! HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE GAINZ NIGGUH DA KID THINKS HE CAN LIFT BUT HE CANT. GUARANTEE HE FINGERS CHRIS DONATO'S TIGHT ASS HOLE EVERY NIGHT. FUCKING AWKWARD BETA PHAGGOT RILEY SHULD KILL HIMSELF.”

Satan joined and flame farted at God and Daring.

"Fuck my tight Red Pink Cherry Hole" said Satan.

God then pulled out his solid snake and started to "Expelled loads of HOLY :D JIZZ!!!!!!"

Gabe's eyes widen as the sleeping bag fills up with swirling pegasus flatulence. Daring Do's stiffened wings framing her face as she stuck her tongue out at the planet sized man. Not to be defeated so easily, however,

"Thanks?" Gabe's anus belched louder than before, his flabs vibrating as the fart reached a near-squeal before finally sputtering out. Gabe brushes his ass against Daring's face, wrapping his flabs around the pony's neck, the two pushing their noses close as the musky warmth basted their bodies.

“I STILL HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM.”

“THE SKY BECAME RED AND NIGGERS DROPPED FROM THE SKY BEFORE THEIR EYES WENT BLOODY AND TEH WAS BLOD EVRYWERE. THEY BIT OF THEIR ARMS AND GREW DICKS FROM EACH LIMB. THEY WERE CALLED......
NIGGERDICKS!”

"NO! I must kill the demons" she shouted

The radio said "No Daring Do, you are the demons"

And then Daring Do was a zombie.