Daring Do and the Endless Wastes

“BUT WHO WAS PHHHHOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”

Zecora used her nigger magic to rape Daring with a pitchfork

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▲ ▲ "THE STORY NEVER ENDS!"

A FEW YEARS AGO DARING DOO WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HER CAR BROKE DOWN AND SHE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HER SO SHE STUCK OUT HER HOOF TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HER. SHE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN SHE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

Gibe mony pls

Apparently political satire had been lost to all the children watching, so Romney abruptly ended the presentation.

"Daring do, I have no idea what's become of me."

"It's okay Romney, you'll always be my president elect."

With the two cuddling openly on the floor of the gymnasium, thousands of rape snakes came descending onto the children.

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

Two spooky for me yelled all the passer byes. Daring do was frightened, where had this skeleton came from and why was there red velvet cake smeared all over the interior of that 86 Volkswagen rabbit.

"The Jews did it." Calmly elaborated Mayor Mare.

"That s why we had ponies of the Kosher variety relocated to Happy Furnaces estates."

Chief Big Wind and his Tribe of Fart of the Fart Fetish forest came to aid Daring Do.

"FFRRRFFFP" said Cheif Big Wind Ass and "I Got Back By Farting On the White Man" Said Chief Big Wind's Fart Translator

Daring used her quick-fire orgasm to squirt smelly poon juice onto Zecora forcing her to drop the pitchfork

Wow, this is just incredibly bad scatological tripe. I seriously hope we don't publish this.

Daring, having a dream, recalled her memories of the Jungle of Terror.

"Is this what it's really come to? The soccer moms, the shitposting, the niggers thinking Season 3 is pandering? Tulpas?"

Daring hesitated a second and gasped, feeling a tear rolling down her cheek, while shitposting was going on around her. She cried more, and more, then she laid flat on her belly, and began to cry harder than ever before. The shitposting couldn't escape her. She knew the My Little Pony fandom was coming to an end. She knew that it was over. But there was a shimmer of hope within all the shitposters. She raised her head and thought of Milky's gigantic crotchboobs.

"I still have faith, kinda." Daring said, sighing.