Daring Do and the Endless Wastes

The holocaust never happened, and Hitler did nothing wrong.

“SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL“

Suddenly an IDF agent rappeled down and snapped the mans neck before he could spew any more lies.

"Zecora," said the adventurer turned travelling salespony non pare through her ( his? its? whatever) teeth, "How do I fix this?!"

The rhyming zebra responded by shitting on a plate.

"Eat this up in one lick, and you will be cured quite quick."

The shitty recolor of Rainbow Dash eagerly partook in the feast before her, until she swallowed a half-digested piece of shit and started choking

But the hub's super sekrit netwurk of spies has discovered daring's plans!

"'Ey yo dis shit is bananas" said Daring Do

Oh god...
This thread MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE ABANDONED THIS DIMENSION...
this story is terrible. All the horse fuckers are trying too hard to make LOLOLOL RANDUM LELELE XDD DOOOOOOOM RAPE RAPE PENIS NEWT GINCRINCH LOL

If the fandom ended, all of the raping could stop and she could live the rest of her days as a retired adventurist bestial porn star. No one wanted it to end more than Daring Do. So she prepared herself to molest all of the executives at the Hub.
but it was to late, as alas the very executives she planned to molest, arrived at her house with huge strapons screaming "IT'S RAPE TIME!"

Suddenly, Alex Jama appeared in the room. Unknowing what events were transpiring. As he entered, instantly his dick erected, seeing Chuck Norris and Godzilla fucking on the couch. He was nervous from doing cardio earlier, sweating heavily from a run around the block. Chuck norris looked at him and beconed him over towards the couch. Suddenly, Gabe Newell busted through the wall, nude from an earlier gay orgy.

The nameless soul turned and slapped his friend's shit for not knowing proper grammar

Reluctantly, "Flam" ate all the zebra dung in one lick. It actually didn't taste that bad. But, just the same, nothing was happening.

"Was that a trick? What the fuck? I just ate your shit to be pony again."

"It was all a ruse," grinned Zecora as she ripped the mustache off the pony's face, changing Daring back into her normal self. "And now I posess the almighty Flamstache! With it in my hooves, I cannot lose!"

Zecora galloped off into the night, presumably to conquer the world or some shit. But that is another story, and Daring had problems of her own.

Lan Singularity is BEST PONY FAGGOTS.

"Wah! What are we going to do on the bed?" Daring asked as she was hurled onto the bed, the bed made a cute POMF =3

This is the story of a mare.
Who ejaculated a river and drowned the whole world.

"What is going on in here,
nothing being written is very clear,
if a good story we are to make,
then there must be more niggers," said Zecora.

"That's not Zecora, it's an impostor!" yelled one crazed anon

“No shit nigga”

But then! A wild GIGGANIGGAA appeared, he demanded to play yahtzee but there was no kosher bacon left inside the birthday cake, and thus a great endervor was brought to find the six golden dildos of paradise. But then the fanny crabs organized a barmitzvah for the pope and forgot to wipe the corny turds of humanity off the walls. And thus daring created the clucking bell as we know¿

Sang the Daring do at the 1000th year annual Beach Boutique. The fermented corn wine had taken its toll on her and she could barely stand.

"Misses, do you need help?" inquired a rather meek looking stallion. He had a brown coat with a wooden spoon cutie mark. Must be catering, Daring Do thought.

"Yes, if you could help me to the restroom I would be more than appreciative." Her belly was swollen making it gait into more of a wadle.

"I have an adventure to continue."

"It's okay misses. I checked my privilege earlier and I'm a advocate of feminism. I'll be your guardian tonight."

unfortunately for her, Zecora's voodoo summoned too many niggers, and as Zecora slowly suffocated under the mass of niggertude, the niggeriver began slowly flowing into the nigger sea that is Detroit

He violently ejaculated, screaming "smoke weed erry day!"

A thick mixture of puss and blood spewed out from his urethra all over Chuck Norris' virgin pussy.

"Illusdark8 is a furry" Daring Do replied.

"HITLER IS SUCH A COOL GUY" exclaimed Daring Doo as a beautiful Aryan male thrusted his cock into her already wet, soaking pussy.

This is seriously the worst charity. I'd rather donate to NAMBLA than this shit.

then don't post on this thread faggot

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