Daring Do and the Endless Wastes

by slash mlp

Chapter IX “The Home Stretch”

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"Good, I need to go my friend Zecora. That crazy zigger is always getting into waky trouble."

But alas. Zecora was already dead underneath a pile of niggers as was stated previously.

The pile of niggers moved inexorably towards the hapless explorer

Suddenly, Daring's Asian assistant whose name was Short Stop or some gay shit like that came running up to her.

"Doktah Do! Doktah Do!" cried the boy anxiously, "Fede is advancing on Ponyville with his army of tulpas and only you can stop hi! What do?"

And just like that, Daring Cornelius Frances Do knew her purpose in life.

daring then took the frozen cucumber she stashed away in her freezing cunt and proceeded to rape zecora, not without oiling up a little of course

At last, Daring's goal was near. She was almost a member of the gay bathhouse.
all she needed now was OP's blessing

As Daring Do settled down in her bed to reflect upon the events which had occurred within the past day. She suddenly realized she forgot one very important thing, OP is a faggot! She rushed to her window and flew all the way to 4chan, once there she located the infamous faggot. In an attempt to escape, the faggot ejaculated many niggers all over the cum soaked floor. Daring was not phased by this, she merely flew into the air and hoof stomped the faggot.

"The bigger they are"

.......Sunglasses on

"The harder they fall"

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

As the faggot fell to the floor Daring knew her work for the day was most likely done. Yet she felt as though there was still a gap in her, most likely her vagina which had been thoroughly pounded by many African american cocks during today's events.

Her legs quivered with the thought of this being over.

To have her eyes once again look upon the horizon as to surpass this sexual torture, so that she to may be a member of the gay bath house whereupon she would find eternal orgasms with Braeburn and company.

"Yes..." her eyes glowed.

"That ever-present, all defining orgasm."

and then Braeburn said in his beautiful voice "bend over"

"But is it gay if you're double-teaming a chick, and you cock touches the other guy's schlong, and you both awkwardly look each other in the eyes before resuming thrusting?" thought the silver-haired mare, engrossed in his studies halfway across the continent. "I must know."

Daring's anus, after having sex 234 times in 10 minutes, was exhausted. Alex Jama was finishing fucking Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee on the couch and Gabe Newell was busy not finishing episode 3. But suddenly, John Hunt burst into the room, he then came 50,000 tons and yelled "DIAMONDS FOR DAYZ"

My god grip and sip the ejaculations and tears who have the whimsy to look at such a alluring book. Daring do knew if she could get her hands on the book before OP delivered, she could change her fate.

With a slight fizzle, a letter from Princess Celestia materialized before Daring's eyes. She had given Daring Do 2 memberships to the gay bath house for her heroic and noble deeds.

There was cum everywhere, all over her fingers and in her hair.

"Mein got" Daring Do gasped, "My anus can not take any more of this. I must poop."

But she tripped and lost all of her power-ups. How embarrassing! Daring knew the time would come. She would find a way to get to David the textual molester.

"My penis hurts" Said Daring Do, as Scout applied hats on top of her frizzly mane.

David donned his holy armor of niggritude to fight Daring with his eternally erect phallus

He began to poop.

Out of his wiener.

It was...

Wiener poop.

A door zapped into space. Daring Doo stared at the door before it bust open, revealing a fully armored swat team. They produced a black drawstring bag with the words "Niggers in paris" on it and stuffed it on her head. TO BE CONTINUED?!?!?

And his body disintegrated into a mound of Rape Snakes, delving into the night.

As daring stared at the sun, reminiscing upon the glorious orgasm, she was interrupted by a courier. He had a letter for her, it was from the princess

"Daring, i need your help! Twilight is coming to the castle with Spike and i would like to give her a warm welcome. And by warm welcome i mean i want to finger that sweet filly plot. Thanks in advanced, SunButt."

Daring knew what she had to do, she had a new mission! One that she could not fail, or else she would be set to live in exile by the Princess. Daring had to make sure she gave the greatest sexual performance of her life! She grabbed her KY- jelly and flew off into the sunset.......To Be Continued?

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