What Am I Doing Here?

Okay, a week has passed and Applebloom has been grounded because of what she did to Diamond Tiara....

Damnnit.

Personally, the little spoilt bitch deserved what she got. I'm not saying it was the right thing, but that tiara wearing bitch had to be put in her place.

Ah well, I've been allowed to walk around, but I can't leave Fluttershy's property. The bandages get nasty and gross, so she has to replace them a lot. I have no idea why she likes taking care of me, but I'll ask her about it later. Anyway, right now I'm just sitting outside while Fluttershy feeds her animals. She was just hoofing out food to the little critters as I sat on the ground watching her.

I looked down to my chest and arms and see the bandages were no longer bloody. I was happy to be making a recovery, but I wish the girls would visit more often. Or at least I want my recovery to speed up. I thought these ponies had magic!? Can't they speed up my healing?

When Fluttershy was done with the feeding she walked over to me and sat down in front of me with a smile.

"Hey, Fluttershy? Is it alright if I go into town quickly?"

She eyed me suspiciously for a second before nodding her head slowly.

"Alright. But only quickly!"

I smile and jump onto my feet, hurting my ribs. I didn't show any signs of pain in case Fluttershy saw and changed her mind. I clap my hands together and nod to Fluttershy.

"I'll see ya later!"

I begin walking towards town and already my chest begun hurting. I just had to bare it, unfortunately. As I walk through the small town ponies were happily smiling and greeting me. I find it amazing how accepting they can be. If an alien just walked through my old town we wouldn't be greeting it my dad would probably grab his axe or something crazy from his shed. He had an absolute massive shed back on Earth.

Well, had a massive shed, before the world ended...

That's still getting on my nerves. The fact that I magically disappeared must've drove my dad nuts. He must've been looking everywhere for me. He might be an arse at times, but through and through he loves me and I love him...

Well, loved me...

Damnnit, I gotta stop thinking about Earth. Equestria is my new home. I just have to grow up and accept the fact that I'm the last human.

Heh. Grow up. C'mon, I'm over 3000 years old. I think I grew up nicely.

I approached Twilight's home and knocked on the front door.

"It's open!"

I grab the doorknob and open the door to reveal Twilight sitting down reading a book. She looks up at me for a brief moment before looking back down at her book, then looking back up in shock.

"Crystal!? You should be with Fluttershy!"

I rush inside and close the door behind me.

"I just wanted to know...is there such thing as medical spells?"

Twilight nodded slowly, not knowing why I asked.

"Because why don't you just use a spell on me and heal me?"

She smiles sheepishly and stands up.

"Well because since you're not a pony, the spell wouldn't work."

I groan and slump my arms to the side.

"Can't you just turn me into a pony for a second, use the spell, then turn me back into a human?"

Twilights eyes grew wide and she ran up to me with a large smile.

"You really want me to perform a spell on you?!"

I nod and she smiles, but a weird squeak noise came out of her mouth when she did it.

What the fuck?

She runs over to her books and pulls one out, walks over to me and opens the book. She looks up at me with a smile.

"This'll only hurt a bit."

Whenever someone tells you that, prepare yourself for a shit storm of hurt.

I was right.

When she cast the spell, it felt like my bones were on mother fucking fire! I could feel them move and shorten to pony sized bones and I felt my organs shift and move into different areas. I felt hair grow rapidly fast on my skin and near my neck and spine. Oh god! Make it fucking stop!

When it all finished, I was lying on the floor along with Twilight, who was panting heavily. I expected to feel massive amounts of pain, but I felt normal. I put a hand to my forehead and felt my-

Wait a second. That isn't my hand.

I lowered my new hoof to my face and saw that I had a sort of caramel coloured coat. I rush over to Twilight and pick her up.

"Twilight! Where's your mirror?"

She weakly points to a door and I gently let her down. I try and walk over to the door, but fall on my face. I guess I'm more used to two legs. After a few tumbles, I made it to the door. I yank it open and stumble inside. There I found myself in the mirror.

I had a brown mane, tail and eyes as well as the caramel coat, most of which was hidden under my bandages. I shift to the side and see my cutie mark was a game controller. Christ, I was thankful that I was only a pony for a short while. I dunno what I would do without my DSi or my laptop. I also found myself with wings. Well, as great as it would be to fly, I still miss my human form.

But, a thought occurred to me.

I loved Rose with all my heart, yet as a human we are different. And besides that, what if she wanted kids? I'd love some children of my own, and I couldn't think of anypony better to have them with then her. But as a human, I am unable to have children with her.

Besides all that, I really don't want to go through that transformation again. Hurt like a mother fucker.

I clumsily walk out the door and towards Twilight, who was picking herself up off the ground. She looks at me and gives a weak smile.

"Okay, stand still when I cast the healing spell."

I nod and closed my eyes. I felt a slight warmth envelope me and it went as soon as it came. I opened my eyes and look down my torso. The bandages were gone and all that was there was my coat. Twilight cheered and made her horn glow.

"Now to turn you back into a human!"

"Wait, Twilight!"

She stops her horn and looks at me curiously.

"I've thought about it, and I think I'll turn back into a human when I've made my decision."

She nods and leans forward slightly.

"This is about Rose, isn't it?"

I sigh and nodded. She gave me a small smile and turned around to get back to her reading.

"Come here whenever you decided. Let me know, even if you decided to stay a pony."

I nod and turn to walk out of the library.

"See ya, Twilight."

As I exit the library I made a direct course to Rose's house. I wanted her to decide whether or not I should stay a pony. I didn't know if she liked me better as a pony or as a human. On my way there, a pink blur smashed into me and situated itself on my chest.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!"

I groan and waved my hoofs.

"Pinkie, it's me! Crystal!"

She gasped and jumped off me.

"Omygosh! You must be Crystal! You sound exactly like him!"

I smile and gesture to my new body.

"So, what do you think?"

She puts a hoof to her chin and hums in thought. She gives me a big smile and drags me into a hug.

"I like you for you!"

I smile and pat Pinkie's back.

"Thanks, Pinkie."

She releases me and salutes.

"No problem!"

With that she walks away towards Sugar Cube Corner. I resume my trip to Rose's house and knock on the front door.

"Hang on!"

I hear commotion and crashing as she heads to the front door. When she opens the door she gives me a curious look.

"Um, can I help you?"

I smile sheepishly and shrug.

"Hey Rose. It's me, Crystal."

Her eyes grew wide and she looked my body over.

"What happened to you?"

She moves to the side and allows me to walk inside.

"Well, Twilight said she could heal me but she had to temporarily turn me into a pony. But when she was going to turn me back into a human, I thought about you."

I walk into the kitchen and sat down near the table, as did Rose.

"I though about how you would probably like me better as a pony then as a giant alien. I also considered having kids. I would love to have children of my own, but as a human I can't do that with you. Besides that, others might find it weird that you're going out with an alien. So, I decided to leave the decision to you."

She stared at me in disbelief before laughing hysterically.

"Really? Oh Celestia, Crystal. I loved you for who you were, not this."

She covered her mouth, but I had already heard it and my face grew a massive smile.

"What?"

She lowered her hooves and smiled with a blush.

"I love you. But I loved you for who you were. And if you wanted kids then we could adopt. Besides that, if you want to have fun then we can still do that."

I felt my face grow hot with a blush.

"And who cares what others think about me dating a weird alien thing? I love that weird alien thing to the bone."

I smile and grapple Rose into a hug.

"I love you to the bone as well, Rose."

I felt Rose tighten her grip when I said that. She pulls away from the hug and passionately kisses me. She was right. I loved her, and she loved me. I shouldn't change who I am. She released me from the embrace and kiss.

"Let's go see Twilight. She has a job to do."

I nod and begun walking out the door and towards Twilight's with Rose's hoof in my hoof.

-----A Few Minutes Later-----

Rose and I walk out the library, fully human and holding my back in pain.

"Ow. Jesus, that hurt."

Rose giggles and I stand up straight with my arms crossed.

"I mean, that didn't hurt one bit."

She laughed and we started walking to Rose's house. When we got in, I stretched my arms and started walking up the stairs.

"It's been a big day. I'm going to sleep."

I start walking up the stairs towards my room.

"Hang on, Crystal."

I turn to Rose who was now right behind me up the stairs, giving me the bedroom eyes.

"I'm tired as well. How about we both go to bed?"

She walks past me and flicks my nose with her tail. She looks back and winks at me as she entered her room. Silently, I fist pump the air. Wait a minute, aren't I too young? Oh wait.

I silently face palm.

3000 years old. Right.

With a grin on my face, I climb the stairs with speed and rush inside Rose's room, slamming the door behind me.