you are anon
and you are in equestria because you have a ungodly attraction to ponies
and because you drank too much bleach
today there happens to be a friendly outdoor barbeque that the mayor is hosting
there are kebabs, and ponies, but most importantly
grills
oh how grills make your blood flow to that special little place of yours
welp it's time to start this day off right
upon entering the happy little event you get to work
you unzip your pants and let anon jr. free
the sight of a grill instantly gets him to stand at attention
you slowly creep up on the unsuspecting grill and start beating your meat
it only takes about 2 pumps for you to blow your load because you are a fat neckbeard
you spray your special sauce all over someone’s kebab
you grin with victory as you just spiced up someone’s meal for the day
as you turn around you see a Vanilla colored pony staring at you in disgust
”WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK FUCKING FAGGOT”
having no time to react you grab the first thing on your left
a fishbot
with the force of a raging /v/irgin you slap her shit
the force of the blow sends her careening onto a near grill
she screams in pain as the grill burns her flesh
hearing her screams and the sizzling of flesh makes your cock go into maximum overdrive
you plunge your cock into the burning pony’s vagoo
she screams in agony as the grill cooks her alive
she moans with pleasure as your little cock rocks her world
you thrust and thrust with all the force of a great typhoon
beads of sweat drip from your forehead onto the grill making a satisfying sizzling sound
she starts to tighten up her inside as you near the end of the ride
you thrust harder at the moment arrives
with one last push it sends the both of you ogre the line
you spray your marshmallow goodness as she leaks her vanilla extract
with a groan that sounds like a roaring lion you slam your face on the grill
tears and the skin of your face sounds like a hamburger being pressed down on
as you empty the sperm tanks you get up and pull vanilla pone off the grill
she looks at you in the eyes and says
”that was well done anon”
THEN YOU FUCKING EXPLODE BECAUSE GRILS ARE SO FCUKNGI GHOTGLDSAFAESGSRHSRHGHSR
