My Little Parodies: Fandom is Magic
An entire chapter dedicated to everyone favorite mailmare, Derpy Hooves. Feel free to let me know of you have any other songs what i like to call Derpyfied, just let me know.
Derpy`s Perfect Muffins(sung to the the music of Cupcakes from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Sung By: Derpy Hooves
WJTIII Production
Copyright G3.5`s death
Spoken Intro: Hello My name is Ditzy Doo(or Derpy Hooves) and this is how i make muffins.Carrot top has allowed me to use her kitchen to teach you all how to make Derpy`s Perfect Blueberry Muffins.
All you have to do is take a stick of butter.
Add it to the mix!
Next you take a little something sweet, not sour,
A bit of salt--Just a pinch!
Baking these treats is such a cinch,
Add a teaspoon of Blueberries.
Add a little more, and you count to four.
So you never get your fill-of~
Muffins, so sweet and tasty~
Muffins--don't be too hasty,
Muffins~
Muffins, Muffins, MUFFINS!!!
Derpy style
Gundam Style Parody
WJTIII Productions
Copyright over 1000 years ago
Sung by: Doctor Whooves
It`s time for Derpy style
Derpy style
A filly Hooves is warm and humble during the day
A classy filly Hooves know how to enjoy the freedom of a tasty muffin
A filly Hooves heart gets hotter when night comes
A filly with that kind of twist
I’m a colt
A colt Whooves is as warm as you during the day
A colt Whooves one-shots his muffin before it even cools
A colt Whooves heart bursts when night comes
That kind of colt
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go on an adventure
It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style
It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style
It`s time for Derpy style
Eh- dear assistant
Time for Derpy style
Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp
A filly hooves looks quiet but plays when she plays
A filly hooves puts her hair down when the right time comes
A filly hooves covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensible filly like that
I’m a colt
A colt Whooves seems calm but plays when he plays
A colt Whooves goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A colt Whooves has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of colt
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style
It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style
It`s time for Derpy style
Eh- dear assistant
Time for Derpy style
Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp
On top of the running colt is the flying colt, filly filly
I’m a colt who knows a thing or two
On top of the running colt is the flying colt, filly filly
I’m a colt who knows a thing or two
You know what I’m saying
It`s time for Derpy style
Eh- dear assistant
Time for Derpy style
Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp
It`s time for Derpy style
I know, this isn't Derpy singing, but its a song about derpy dose that work
Doctor Whooves` Aria
This Day Aria Parody
WJTIII Productions
Copyright over 1002 years ago
Sung by: Doctor Whooves and Discord Whooves
[Discord Whooves]
This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I've always wanted all along
Everypony will gather 'round
Say I look smashing in my tie
What they don't know is the groom has fooled them all!
[Doctor Whooves]
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I've hoped nothing would go wrong
But instead of having pie
Im once again Im combating fate
Wedding bells, they never ring for me at all…
[Discord Whooves]
I could care less about the tie
I won't partake in any pie
Vows, well I'll be lying, if that`s okay
That through any kind of weather
I'll need us to be together
The truth is I don't care for her at all
No I do not love the bride
For my hearts are dead inside
But I`ll still need her to be all mine
[Doctor Whooves]
We must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose her
To one who wants to use her
Not care for, love, and cherish her each day"
For I oh so love the bride
All my thoughts she does consume
Oh Derpy Hooves, I'll be there very soon
[Discord Whooves]
Finally the moment has arrived
For me to steal one lucky bride
[Doctor Whooves]
Oh, the wedding we won't make
She'll end up making a mistake
Derpy Hooves will be…
[Discord Whooves]:
…mine, all mine. [evil laugh]
Here is a song about all our favorite background characters, maybe this is something to be animated.
Winter Wrap up: With the Background Ponies
Sung by: Derpy Hooves, Lyra Heartstrings, Doctor Whooves, Bon-Bon, DJ Pon3, and Octavia(The Other6) WJTIII Productions
Copyright over 1001 years ago
Sung by: Doctor Whooves
DERPY HOOVES:
Three months of winter coolness, and relaxing holidays~
LYRA HEARTSTRINGS:
We've kept our hoovesies warm at home, time off from work to play~
DOCTOR WHOOVES:
But the food you've stored is running out, and you can't grow in the cold
DJ PON3:
And even though I love the snow, it simply has to go~
OCTAVIA:
The time has come to welcome Spring
And all things warm and green,
But it's also time to say goodbye:
It's Winter we must clean.
How can I help? I'm new, you see.
What does everypony do?
How do I fit into this system?
I haven't got a clue!
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Applejack:
'Cause tomorrow Spring-
Rainbow Dash:
-is here!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
DERPY HOOVES:
Bringing home the southern birds,
A Pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sun shine in!
We move the clouds and we melt away the white snow;
When the sun comes up, it's warmth and beauty will glow!
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
DJ PON3:
Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice.
BON-BON:
We wake up all those sleepyheads
So quietly and nice!
DJ PON3:
We help them gather up their food,
Fix their homes below;
BON-BON:
We welcome back the Southern birds
DJ PON3 and BON-BON:
So their families can grow!
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
DOCTOR WHOOVES:
No easy task to clear this ground,
Plant those tiny seeds.
With proper care and sunshine,
Everyone it`ll feeds.
Apples, carrots, celery stalks
Colorful flowers, too!
We must work so very hard,
It's just so much to do!
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
LYRA HEARTSTRINGS:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
PONIES:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
OCTAVIA:
Now that I know what they all do,
I have to find my place
And help with all of my might,
Tough task ahead I face.
How will I do within this system,
Help the earth pony way?
I wanna belong, so I must
Do my best today
Do my best today
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer~
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here~
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
OCTAVIA:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here~
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here~
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
My Little Parodies: Fandom is Magic
Sociology: the Anthropology Parody
As said above, this is a anthropology parody, the fan fiction by Jason the Human that inspired 2 songs and this parody. Also, this was a little thing I made to boost my sociology class. It worked and now it's here for all to enjoy.
Sociology
Anthropology Parody
Sung by: Yours Truly
WJTIII Productions
Copyright over 999 years ago
People always fascinate me, being just the way they are!
Tell me tiny human can you learn new things within minutes?
My voice is my instrument, while others play their mandolins!
It's a mystery, Sociology!
Many different vital functions, most of which without thinking!
Would it be too much to ask to see the minds of all those greats?
Other people say that its old and junk philosophy
It's a mystery, Sociology!
Aren't you sick of celebrities, or dressing up warm just for school?
I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but modern society shows...
People tell me there's no magic, I don't listen, I don't care.
All we have is our inventions, silly gadgets everywhere.
Babies, children, teens, and elders, all alike have things to share.
Sounds surreal to me, Sociology!
Tara Strong, and Cathy Weseluck, Hey Oceans` Lead Singer.
Even though I've never met them, who's to say I never will.
Maybe people like eachother, and we don`t fight all the time?
It's a mystery, Sociology!
Yeah, there`s still some intolerance, It's not always bubbles you see,
Still I say I`m born with the rights to study whatever I please!
I care not to Derp It Up now, I stand quadrupedaly!
I would trade my electronics for a good pair of wings!
Take a picture, it'll last longer! I`m a brony; watch me saunter!
Yeah! That`s me! that's who I'll be! Sociology, YEAH!