When Harry the Neanderthal randomly appears in Equestria, he must convince the ponies to return him home before his soul is forfeit.

A joke on the 2013 April fools joke, link, where no new human fics would be accepted by fimfiction.

(There are no humans in this fic. The tag was added because the story innitially failed modertion due to a lack of the human tag... so I added a human tag because enough mentions warents the human tag. Thank Mystic for the clarification.)