Twilight Sparkle, a young unicorn, is sent to Ponyville by the royal scammer, Princess Trollestia., joined by her loyal punching bag Spike. Along the way, she meets six different ponies. Applejackthe redneck, Rainbow Dash the lesbian, Rarity the Canterlot fangirl, Fluttershy the Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie, the drug addict and secret love of Twilight.

As her adventures continue, Twilight Sparkle learns about the meaning of forcing friendship, racism, animal torture, and more!

NOTE: THIS IN NO WAY AFFECTS MY VIEWS ON MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. THIS IS A PARODY MADE FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES.