Cereal

Disclaimer: The Story you are About to Read is Canon

It was seven AM, and today was going to be a good day, Twilight Sparkle could feel it in her bones, the sun was shining, birds were happily chirping, et cetera, et cetera, happy things, overall it was a pretty amazing morning so far.

Twilight jumped out of her bed and slipped, falling on the still sleeping Spike crushing every bone in his body, Twilight got up and stared at the now dead baby dragon and said "Oh, what a shame I guess I'll need a new slave, I'll send Princess Celestia a letter later I guess.

This day was going to be great, Twilight was meaning to replace that annoying assistant anyway, so she went into the bathroom took a massive dump, had a shower, and brushed her teeth, then she went downstairs for a bowl of cereal for breakfast. And that's when something horrible happened, Twilight opened the cupboard where she kept the cereal, and there was no cereal!

Suddenly the sky turned dark, birds started exploding, and all the ice cream shops in town closed.

"Where's the cereal?!" Twilight yelled, that thieving assistant must have eaten the last box of cereal and forgot to buy more. "that fool! If I don't eat cereal in the morning every day then the universe will explode!" Twilight yelled.

Twilight ran out of her house, she needed Cereal, as soon as possible, pronto, immediately, unfortunately it was way too early for any of the stores to actually be open, so Twilight needed to find someone who could give her some cereal right away, at least one of her friends has to have the kind of cereal she likes, "I know! I'll go to Rarity's house!" Twilight said, so she started rushing towards Rarity's house.

A few minutes later Twilight arrived at Rarity's house, Carousel Boutique or whatever, and knocked on the door, the door slowly opened revealing the face of Rarity. "Twilight? What are you doing here so early darling?" Rarity said.

"Rarity I'm out of cereal!" Rarity gasped. "Twilight if you don't get any cereal then the universe will explode! Here take a box of mine!" rarity said, passing a box of 'Fancy!' cereal. "No!" Twilight yelled " it needs to be the kind of cereal I like, or the universe will implode instead of exploding"

"Well I'm afraid this is the only kind of cereal I have Twilight dear."

"Ugh! You're just wasting my time!" Twilight said to Rarity, Twilight slammed the door in Rarity's face and ran off towards the next pony that may have her favorite cereal...

Fluttershy, hopefully she has the kind of cereal Twilight likes, after about nine minutes of non-stop running Twilight finally reached Fluttershy's house. "Flutershy are you awake?" Twilight said while knocking on the door.

"J-just go away." A voice that suspiciously sounded like Fluttershy said from inside the house.

"I just need to borrow some cereal Fluttershy." The ticking time bomb Twilight said.

" I-I don't have any cereal Twilight just go away." the voice said. "Okay then, I'll see you later Fluttershy..." Protagonist said, and so Twilight walked away towards her next friends' house...

  Little did Twilight know, Fluttershy was feeding her animals breakfast, when suddenly, all of her birds exploded in a bloody mess covering her in their bloody remains, Fluttershy knew it was her fault, maybe she gave them the wrong food. So Flutershy was depressed as fuck, and when Twilight came over she was getting a noose ready to hang her self... But who cares about Fluttershy, this is a story about Twilight.

Rainbow Dash better have the kind of cereal Twilight likes.

but time's running out, it was about 8:00 by the time she got to Rainbow Dash's cloud house with some fancy teleporting and a cloud walking spell, but she had until 10:00 to eat her favorite kind of cereal...

Twilight knocked on Rainbow Dash's door for a few minutes, until an upset rainbow dash finally opened the door. "Twilight? What are you doing here so early in the morning? Also, how are you not falling to your death?"

Rainbow asked the unicorn standing at the door. "Rainbow Dash, I'm out of my favorite kind of cereal and if I don't eat a bowl of it in the morning, the universe will explode!" Twilight yelled. "Oh no!" Rainbow Dash screeched like a baby being tortured with rusty cutlery. "What kind of cereal do you like Twilight? I might have it." Rainbow Dash said. "I need 'Tasty Brain Flakes', It's my favorite kind of cereal." Twilight said. "Oh, well sorry Twilight, I don't have any of those." Rainbow said. "Alright, I guess I'll have to ask Pinkie Pie now, if the universe somehow doesn't explode I'll see you later Rainbow Dash."

"Bye Twilight!" Rainbow said. "What the heck is a universe?" Cum Dumpster Dash said before going back inside her house to continue Masturbating to puppies being kicked.

"Alright, time to ask Pinkie Pie, it's 8:30, and I'm almost at Sugar-cube Corner, here we go." Twilight said.

A minute later she arrived at Pinkie Pie's place of living and knocked on the door, which was answered almost immediately by Pinkie Pie. "Hey Twilight, sorry but I don't have the cereal you like." Pinkie said.

"Huh? how did you know I needed cereal?" Twilight asked.

"My Pinkie sense told me that you still haven't eaten you Brain Flakes this morning and that if you didn't by 10:00 the universe would explode." Pinkie stated.

"Okay then Pinkie, I guess I'll have to go ask Applejack if she has any Brain Flakes, I doubt it though, so we're all probably doomed, see you later I guess." Twilight said.

"Buh-Bye Twilight!" Pinkie said.

Applejack was Twilight's last hope, she better have some fucking 'Brain Flakes' or else we're all doomed, was what Twilight Sparkle was thinking as she knocked on the door to Applejack's house, Twilight only saw Big Mac on the way here, so hopefully Applejack won't already have left, luckily for her the one who answered the door WAS Applejack.

"Applejack I need some cereal or else the universe will explode!" Twilight yelled. "Well Twilight, ah don't know bout any eu-nie-vurse, but that sounds mighty dangerous, what kind of cereal do ya need?" Applejack said.

"I need Brain Flakes cereal, I asked everyone else, but they didn't have any." Twilight said, then Applejack said "Well Twilight you're in luck I got a few boxes of that, you can have one I guess."

Twilight was quite surprised "You actually have Brain Flakes?" she asked.

"Yeah, here ya go." Applejack said while handing Twilight a box of Brain Flakes.

"Well thanks Applejack, I gotta go home and eat this now, I'll see you later!" The purple unicorn said, and so Twilight ran back towards her home...

In order for the ritual to work, Twilight must eat the cereal inside her house, Twilight rushed into her house, breaking the door down, grabbing a bowl and a spoon, she poured the brain flakes into the bowl, she has two minutes until the apocalypse begins, she opens the fridge...

and there's no milk...

"THAT STUPID WHORE DRAGON, WHY DIDN'T HE BUY MORE MILK?!" Twilight yelled with rage.

only 30 seconds left. "SPIIIKE!!!" Twilight yelled.

And then there was nothing.