Cereal

It was seven AM, n' todizzle was goin ta be a phat day, Twilight Sparkle could feel it up in her bones, tha sun was shining, birdz was happily chirping, et cetera, et cetera, aiiight things, overall it was a pimpin' dunkadelic mornin so far.

Twilight jumped outta her bed n' slipped, fallin on tha still chillin Spike crushin every last muthafuckin bone up in his body, Twilight gots up n' stared all up in tha now dead baby dragon n' holla'd "Oh, what tha fuck a muthafucka I guess I be bout ta need a freshly smoked up slave, I be bout ta bust Supa-Hoe Celestia a letter later I guess.

This dizzle was goin ta be pimped out, Twilight was meanin ta replace dat buggin assistant anyway, so dat biiiiatch went tha fuck into tha bathroom took a massive dump, had a shower, n' brushed her teeth, then dat biiiiatch went downstairs fo' a funky-ass bowl of cereal fo' breakfast fo' realz. And thatz when suttin' wack happened, Twilight opened tha cupboard where she kept tha cereal, n' there was no cereal!

Suddenly tha sky turned dark, birdz started exploding, n' all tha ice cream shops up in hood closed.

"Wherez tha cereal?!" Twilight yelled, dat thievin assistant must have smoked tha last box of cereal n' forgot ta loot mo' n' mo' n' mo'. "that fool! If I don't smoke cereal up in tha mornin every last muthafuckin dizzle then tha universe will explode!" Twilight yelled.

Twilight ran outta her house, she needed Cereal, quicker than a muthafucka, pronto, immediately, unfortunately it was way too early fo' any of tha stores ta muthafuckin be open, so Twilight needed ta find one of mah thugs whoz ass could give her some cereal right away, at least one of her playaz has ta have tha kind of cereal she likes, "I know! I be bout ta git all up in Rarityz house!" Twilight holla'd, so her big-ass booty started rushin towardz Rarityz house.

A few minutes later Twilight arrived at Rarityz house, Carousel Boutique or whatever, n' knocked on tha door, tha door slowly opened revealin tha grill of Rarity. "Twilight, biatch? What is you bustin here so early darling?" Raritizzle holla'd.

"Raritizzle I be outta cereal!" Raritizzle gasped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Twilight if you don't git any cereal then tha universe will explode biaaatch! Here take a funky-ass box of mine!" raritizzle holla'd, passin a funky-ass box of 'Fancy!' cereal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. "No!" Twilight yelled " it needz ta be tha kind of cereal I like, or tha universe will implode instead of exploding"

"Well I be afraid dis is tha only kind of cereal I have Twilight dear."

"Ugh! Yo ass is just wastin mah time!" Twilight holla'd ta Rarity, Twilight slammed tha door up in Rarityz grill n' ran off towardz tha next pony dat may have her straight-up cereal...

Fluttershy, hopefully dat freaky freaky biatch has tha kind of cereal Twilight likes, afta bout nine minutez of non-stop hustlin Twilight finally reached Fluttershyz house. "Flutershy is you awake?" Twilight holla'd while knockin on tha door.

"J-just go away." A voice dat suspiciously sounded like Fluttershy holla'd from inside tha house.

"I just need ta borrow some cereal Fluttershy." Da tickin time bomb Twilight holla'd.

" I-I aint gots any cereal Twilight just go away." tha voice holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Okay then, I be bout ta peep you later Fluttershy..." Protagonist holla'd, n' so Twilight strutted away towardz her next playas' house...

  Little did Twilight know, Fluttershy was feedin her muthafuckas breakfast, when suddenly, all of her birdz blew up like a muthafucka up in a funky-ass bloody mess coverin her up in they bloody remains, Fluttershy knew it was her fault, maybe she gave dem tha wack chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! So Flutershy was pissed off as fuck, n' when Twilight came over dat biiiiatch was gettin a noose locked n loaded ta hang her self... But whoz ass cares bout Fluttershy, dis be a rap bout Twilight.

Rainbow Dash mo' betta have tha kind of cereal Twilight likes.

but timez hustlin out, it was bout 8:00 by tha time she gots ta Rainbow Dashz cloud doggy den wit some fancy teleportin n' a cold-ass lil cloud struttin spell yo, but dat freaky freaky biatch had until 10:00 ta smoke her straight-up kind of cereal...

Twilight knocked on Rainbow Dashz door fo' a gangbangin' few minutes, until a upset rainbow dash finally opened tha door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "Twilight, biatch? What is you bustin here so early up in tha morning, biatch? Also, how tha fuck tha fuck is yo dirty ass not fallin ta yo' dirtnap?"

Rainbow axed tha unicorn standin all up in tha door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "Rainbow Dash, I be outta mah straight-up kind of cereal n' if I don't smoke a funky-ass bowl of it up in tha morning, tha universe will explode!" Twilight yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Oh no!" Rainbow Dash screeched like a funky-ass baby bein tortured wit rusty cutlery. "What kind of cereal do you like Twilight, biatch? I might have dat shit." Rainbow Dash holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "I need 'Tasty Dome Flakes', It aint nuthin but mah straight-up kind of cereal." Twilight holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Oh, well sorry Twilight, I aint gots any of them." Rainbow holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Alright, I guess I be bout ta have ta ask Pinkie Pie now, if tha universe somehow don't explode I be bout ta peep you later Rainbow Dash."

"Bye Twilight!" Rainbow holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "What tha heck be a universe?" Cum Dumpsta Dash holla'd before goin back inside her doggy den ta continue Masturbatin ta mini-dawgs bein kicked.

"Alright, time ta ask Pinkie Pie, itz 8:30, n' I be almost at Sugar-cube Corner, here we go." Twilight holla'd.

A minute later she arrived at Pinkie Piez place of livin n' knocked on tha door, which was answered almost immediately by Pinkie Pie. "Yo Twilight, sorry but I aint gots tha cereal you like." Pinkie holla'd.

"Huh, biatch? how tha fuck did you know I needed cereal?" Twilight axed.

"I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah Pinkie sense holla'd at mah crazy ass dat you still aint smoked you Dome Flakes dis mornin n' dat if you didn't by 10:00 tha universe would explode." Pinkie stated.

"Okay then Pinkie, I guess I be bout ta have ta go ask Applezjack if dat freaky freaky biatch has any Dome Flakes, I doubt it though, so we're all probably doomed, peep you later I guess." Twilight holla'd.

"Buh-Bye Twilight!" Pinkie holla'd.

Applezjack was Twilightz last hope, da hoe mo' betta have some fuckin 'Dome Flakes' or else we're all doomed, was what tha fuck Twilight Sparkle was thankin as she knocked on tha door ta Applezjackz house, Twilight only saw Big Mac on tha way here, so hopefully Applezjack won't already have left, luckily fo' her tha one whoz ass answered tha door WAS Applezjack.

"Applezjack I need some cereal or else tha universe will explode!" Twilight yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Well Twilight, ah don't give a fuck bout any eu-nie-vurse yo, but dat soundz mighty dangerous, what tha fuck kind of cereal do ya need?" Applezjack holla'd.

"I need Dome Flakes cereal, I axed mah playas else yo, but they didn't have any." Twilight holla'd, then Applezjack holla'd "Well Twilight yo ass is up in luck I gots a gangbangin' few boxez of that, you can have one I guess."

Twilight was like surprised "Yo ass muthafuckin have Dome Flakes?" she axed.

"Yeah, here ya go." Applezjack holla'd while handin Twilight a funky-ass box of Dome Flakes.

"Well props Applezjack, I gotta go home n' smoke dis now, I be bout ta peep you later!" Da purple unicorn holla'd, n' so Twilight ran back towardz her home...

In order fo' tha ritual ta work, Twilight must smoke tha cereal inside her house, Twilight rushed tha fuck into her house, breakin tha door down, grabbin a funky-ass bowl n' a spoon, she poured tha dome flakes tha fuck into tha bowl, dat freaky freaky biatch has two minutes until tha apocalypse begins, she opens tha fridge...

and therez no milk...

"THAT STUPID WHORE DRAGON, WHY DIDN'T HE BUY MORE MILK?!" Twilight yelled wit rage.

only 30 secondz left. "SPIIIKE!!!" Twilight yelled.

And then there was nothing.