Cereal 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Disclaimer: The Story you are About to Read is Canon

There was nothing

nothing at all

Twilight fucked up

the universe was over.

Twilight Sparkle slowly opened her eyes, she had a headache stronger than one thousand suns, and then it stopped for some reason.

She shouldn't exist.

Nothing should exist.

And nothing did exist.

There was nothing.

Absolutely nothing around the unicorn.

Who do these deep thoughts belong to?

are they the narrator's?

Or Twilight's?

Who cares, I don't, back to the story.

So Twiliht Spakle was probably dead or something, she knew that, I knew that, you know that now, words.

"What the balls is going on right now?" Twilight said.

She was pretty confused right now as you can probably tell.

"Shut up whoever the fuck is narrating!" Twilight the bitch said.

"What the fuck how the fuck can you hear me oh shit fuck!" Narrator 1 said.

I'm the new narrator, he just got promoted to a mental support for a crazy character character.

"I have no idea why I can hear you, but why the fuck is there a narrator in the first place?" Twilight sed.

"I have no idea too, OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I'M TURNING INTO SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK OH GOD THIS IS SO PAINFUL." Narrator 1 said.

Something was up, something was appearing in front of Twilight, at first it looked bipedal in shape, but it quickly started morphing into something else in a painful looking way, it looked more pony-like now, but it still didn't have any distinguishable features, suddenly it started growing a white coat and flowy rainbow colored mane and tail that started emitting some kind of weird Music, a massive long hard diamond encrusted horn came out of it's head and it grew massive white wings with gold platings, the pony also grew to the size of princess Celestia herself.

A golden necklace with the words "pimpin' gangsta" on it appeared, and the mysterious alicorn's horn started glowing as a golden aura encompassed it, as well as the necklace as the necklace moved over the alicorn's horn, as the necklace rested around the alicon's neck.

Finally a cutie mark of a sun with stylin' shades on it appeared on it's bountiful booty.

"Sup." Gangster Celestia said.

"I be here ta advizzle whateverz left of tha deal up in a stylin' manner ya hear"

"Alright, sounds cool I guess." Twilight said.

"What do I have to do?" she said.

"So you gotta eat some hype cereal that'll bring the universe back or something." Celestia said.

"Okay, where do I go to find that?" Twilight replied.

"Straight ahead dawg, you just gotta do a trial or two or something, ya know? Celestia responded.

So that's what they did, went forward I mean, just walking and walking, with nothing in sight, until...

"A door?" Twilight asked?

Yes indeed, there was a door in front of them, nothing special about it or anything.

"Yeah Twi-Dog looks like a door, let's see what's inside."

Twilight's horn started glowing, her aura gripped the handle and pulled the door open, inside was...

A small room, with a lit fireplace a chair, and a small table, and sitting in that chair was...

Discord, just sippin' on some tea.

"Well hello there, good to see you two didn't get lost." Discord said.

"Hey MC-Disc what up." Celestia replied.

"You know I don't do that sort of thing anymore Celestia." Discord replied.

"Anyway, if you want to move forward you have to solve a few riddles and stuff." he said.

"Alright, let's do this then, this'll be easy." Twilight said.

"You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?"

Discord asked.

Twilight knew this one.

"An ear of corn." Twilight replied.

"Correct! I also would have accepted A chicken." Discord said.

"Gross, next please." Twilight said.

"Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?" Discord asked.

Too easy.

"That one's easy, a fire." Twilight answered.

"Alright, last one, this will be a tough one." Discord said.

"Let's go." Twilight said.

"From the beginning of eternity

To the end of time and space

To the beginning of every end

And the end of every place.

What am I?"

Huh?

"w-what? uhh..." Twilight didn't know this one...

"I'll give you three tries" Discord said.

"Immortal?" Twilight said.

"No, try again." Discord said.

"U-uhh, Everything?" She hoped.

"Nope." Discord said.

Twilight was running this through her head a million times, and she still had no clue.

"Oooh oooh, I know this one, can I say?" Celestia asked.

"No sorry." Discord said.

What is this? What is this? WHAT IS THIS?! NO WAIT I GOT IT!

"THE LETTER E!" Twilight shouted.

He's just staring.

Did I get it wrong?

He's smiling.

No, I got it right.

I had to have.

"CORRECT!" Discord yelled.

"YES!" Twilight screamed.

"Just take the door you used to get here to get to the Universe reboot cereal."

"Alright!" Twilight and Celestia said.

Twilight and Celestia opened the door they took, and there it was...

A pedestal in the middle of a white room with a massive bowl on it, and a huge spoon inside, a box of 'Universi-os' next to it, as well as a fridge beside the pedestal.

Twilight walked over to the pedestal and used her magic to open the box of cereal, she opened the bag that kept the cereal fresh and poured all of the contents into the bowl, she opened the fridge and took out a carton of milk, she opened it and poured it into the bowl as well, just seeing all this delicious cereal made her moist, and then she took a bite.

It was amazing she ate more, and more, and more, until the last bite, she put it in her mouth and... sweet release, as she came out magical universe juices everywhere, and then...

Everything was back.

Shahee dhid iht.

She was standing in her tree-brary, it was 10:01.

"So what do you want to do know?" Gangster Celestia asked.

"I dunno, wanna play some Persona 4 Arena?" Twilight replied.

"Fuck yeah, that shit's the best! Ganglestia said.

And so they lived happily ever after, and played lots of Persona 4 Arena.

THE END

[size=1]for nowwwwww, Cereal 3: Revengening coming whenever it's done.[/size]