Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?

Author's Notes: Okay! Here's chapter three everypony! Wanna give a shout out to the guy who got first the last couple of chapters. Shizuka Ryuko. If you guys spot an error or something that doesn't make sense, let me know either in the comment or via a PM. I'll fix the mistakes AND I won't even delete your comments like some author's do after they fix it.

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Chapter 3

Hero or Menace?

“I’m making it my fucking business dick wads”

The largest of the three stallions turns to face you and says “Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?”

“I want in.” The mare behind them looks at you with horror in her eyes. The stallion looks at her for a moment, giving you enough time to wink at her. Whether she noticed, understood or otherwise, you have no clue. Her expression didn’t change, but she did stop staring at you. “What’s the plan?”

“What makes you think I’d let you in?” The large stallion turned his attention back to you. His face was blank. ‘I know that look… he’s seen death… a lot’

“Because, I know whatever you’re up to is no good. I can run off and get some guards. Sure, you can chase me. Hell, you MIGHT even be able to catch me. But how many people will I be able to alert before you can stop me?” The stallion thought about that for a moment.

“Alright weirdo, you can join in. Less complicated that way. But you ain’t getting any of the loot! The plan is really simple. We take whatever was in those bags of hers, take her money, have a little ‘fun’ with her, if ya catch my drift. Then axe her so there ain’t any witnesses.”

You feigned being impressed “Wow. You sure seem to know what you’re doing. This isn’t the first time you’ve done this before is it?”

The stallion held his head up high drinking in the praise. You just noticed he had a horn. ‘Unicorn… Better be careful’ “Nope! This is the… thirteenth one this year!”

You sound really impressed “Really?!”

“Oh yes! And it’s not going to be the last on-“ Before he can even finish, you pull out your Colt and blow his horn right off his smug face. He clutched his head and screamed in sheer agony. Twilight and Fluttershy choose this moment to show up.

Twilight spoke first after looking around briefly “What the buck is going on?! What happened!? What did you do?!”

You keep calm, look Twilight in the eyes and simply say “Look around carefully. Notice anypony else here?”

Twilight looks around more closely and notices the mare “Rarity!”

“She’s fine. But I need you two to just stay there.” The big stallion unicorn was still clutching his head in pain. His wailing has calmed down, but all the noise has drawn a crowd. “I’m going to take care of this. My way.” You turn your attention to the stallions. “You three assholes have done some messed up shit. I’m going to make you pay. Back in my world, you’d be locked up, and put to death. I’m going to skip the jail time…” Your voice was dripping with venom and hate.

The ex-unicorn has settled down to some degree and he shouted, pain still in his voice, “Get him! Make that little shit pay for this with his life!”

“Twilight. Remember what I said. Stay there. Don’t interfere. Same for you Fluttershy, Spike. Things are about to get messy, and I’d rather not accidently hurt you three.” Your voice was still seething with hatred.

Twilight started stammering “O-Okay” She sounded scared.

‘Huh. I expected more of a-‘ Your train of thought was cut off as you noticed one of the other stallions started charging you. His head was bent down to be used as a battering ram. The pounding of his hooves echoed in the alleyway. He was closing in fast, and you stood your ground. (Like a baws).

Twilight shouted “Look out!” and at the last second, you spun a 180 on the balls of your feet, grabbed his neck, angled to the right, and pulled down, causing him to flip over. At the pinicle of his flip you pull up and turn to your left keeping a firm grip on his neck. He moved a few more inches, and a sickening *Crack* could be heard before, and after he hit the ground. Fluttershy fainted, Spike looked at you like you were a super hero, and Twilight turned away, and promptly lost whatever she had for breakfast that morning. The stallions eyes were wide open and had a look of extreme terror on his face. His left hind leg was twitching. You pulled your Colt back out and promptly blew his face off sending blood splattering over the wall and you. His brain, or what was left of it, went over the floor of the alleyway. You could hear the sound of liquid hitting the wall.

“Which one of you is next?” Your voice was flat and emotionless. The other stallion took off running. You took aim, and took out one his legs. That skinny thing came right off causing him to collapse in a screaming heap on the ground. You could see bone, and even an artery from what’s left of his leg. ‘Love hollow points’ You turn to the ex-unicorn. “You want to run to? I dare you…” You pull out your knife with your other hand and start walking towards the ex-unicorn, who started backing up. You pass Rarity who stared at you with a look of wonder, and horror as you closed in on the stallion.

You pass the one on the ground who passed out from blood loss and promptly shot him in the head. Spraying his blood and brains all over the walls. At this point this whole scene was looking like a horror movie. Blood and bodies everywhere. The back spray got more blood on you. And Twilight passed out, and Spike isn’t really sure what to make of what you are doing anymore. “You have been tried. And have been found guilty. My job back where I’m from isn’t jumping feet first into hell. Making sure it’s crowded when I get there is.” The ex-unicorn was backed into a dumpster. He looked absolutely terrified.

“Y-y-you’re a m-m-m-monster!”

You pull the gun up and put against his muzzle. You muster all the hate, and even change your voice to something more evil sounding, a neat trick you learned when you were younger, and said “Who? Me? I don’t rape and kill mares…” The stallion pissed himself and you start laughing. “My how the tables have turned… I’m enjoying this FAR more then I should…” You start pulling the trigger and yell “BANG!” and the stallion faints into the puddle of his own piss. You put the Colt away and the knife and head over to Rarity.

“You alright?” You extend a hand out in order to help her up.

She looks at it, and you. She nervously accepts it and awkwardly stands up “Yes, I’m quite alright darling. I’m glad you came when you did… I thought I was a goner…”

“It’s not a problem. Just doing my duty. Besides, I couldn’t resist the urge to help a beautiful damsel in distress.” You punctuate the end of the sentence with a wink earning a blush and a giggle from Rarity.

“My my! Such a gentlecolt.” She looks around. “Even if you are a bit violent… I must say, you certainly did a number on those ruffians. I certainly am glad you are on my side. Frankly, you scare me.”

At this point Twilight is just starting to wake up. You walk over to her with Rarity in tow. “You feeling alright? You look like you’ve seen a ghost…”

Twilight looks at you and starts shouting “NO! I’m not okay! You just killed two stallions in cold blood!”

Rarity speaks up before you could counter “Darling please calm down. Mr….”

“Jason, Jason Wander. U.S Army.” You say introducing yourself

“Thanks you darling. Mr. Wander here just saved my life! Those three ruffians planned on stealing my bag, defiling me, and then they were going to kill me! Sure, what he did was a little… extreme, for lack of a better word that comes to mind. But what he did was noble and brave. I for one thank him.”

You turn to the crowd and say with a stern voice “All right! Shows over! Shove off!” Everypony except the still unconscious Fluttershy, Twilight, Rarity, and Spike left.

Spike walked up to you “Dude! That was freaking amazing! Where’d you learn to do that?! You’re like a super hero!”

You laugh a little and say “Where I learned that is simple. Back on my planet. And super hero I am not. They don’t kill the bad guys. They send them to jail. Sure I left one of them, but still.”

“Yeah I suppose… Still, what you did was kinda cool. I’ve never seen anything that even comes close to being that awesome!” (Somewhere out there, a chill went down Rainbow Dash’s spine)

You pat Spike on the head and turn to Twilight “Okay, where’s the police, or guards, or something. I know I’m going to have some explaining to do.” As if on cue, a trio of guards showed up with sun markings on their gold breastplates. ‘That’s odd… Usually in the fics, only Princess Celestia’s personal guards have those marks…’ Then it clicks. ‘Oh fuck. This isn’t good.’

Following the guards was as expected, the Princess. ‘God damn it…’ She stood regal, and tall. She towered over everpony there. But not, everyONE. She was taller then you sure, but not by much. If she reared up onto her hind legs it’d be a vastly different story. But she isn’t, so it’s not.

“So. You are the ‘human’ Twilight was telling me about.” Celestia looked around at the carnage before her. “Is this all your doing?”

You couldn’t be anymore nervous right now if you were about to meet the president. After fucking his daughter. And getting caught. “Yes I caused what you see before you. But I had a damn good reason.”

Rarity stepped forwards and said “Princess Celestia, if I may explain,” Celestia nodded and motioned for Rarity to continue. “Those three ruffians were planning to do all manners of dastardly things to me. Jason here, saved my life. I only shudder at the thought at what would’ve happened if he didn’t come running when he did. They wouldn’t have been able to kill me, but Twilight wouldn’t have shown up in time to stop the ‘other’ thing they had in mind…” Rarity took a moment to compose herself.

“They also admitted to having done it before. Several times before as a matter of fact. And the leader is still alive, albeit in a poor state. And almost to my displeasure.” You couldn’t help but smile at the praise.

Celestia turned to you and asked “Can you explain what happened then? And how you ended up here?”

“Yes ma’am. You may want to take a seat. It’s a long story, and I haven’t forgotten any of the details.” You went over everything that happened from the operation that went bad, up till this point. You were watching Rarity’s and Celestia’s faces for some type of reaction. Rarity seemed angry with you for attacking Fluttershy, but Celestia had one hell of a poker face. ‘Note: Never play poker with Celestia… If they have poker.’ Rarity calmed down after you explained you still thought you were in your world and thought you were still in enemy territory. You also told them about the scene at the library. Same thing as before. Celestia went poker face on you, and Rarity got angry, but calmed down after you explained your reasoning.

“And that’s everything up till this point.” Celestia took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and sighed. She was thinking over everything you just told her. You started getting nervous about what was going to happen when she spoke up. “You will not be punished for what has transpired here today. You did it in self-defense, and trying to protect one of my little ponies. Do not go picking fights however. Should you do this in a fight you started, it could only be viewed as murder. Understand?” Celestia sounded caring, yet at the same time, it sounded like she was scolding you. ‘How does she do that…?’

“I understand. I will do my best to avoid getting into any fights. But I can’t stop myself from defending myself. Though I’ll try to avoid killing them if I think they wouldn’t come back.”

Celestia thought about it for a moment before smiling. “Then how about this. Ponyville doesn’t really have a police station since this town is usually peaceful. But I fear that if a crime has happened once, it will happen again. I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree, that you, Jason Wander shall take over the job of Sheriff of Ponyville. Will you accept the job and up-hold peace in the town, with honor?”

“I will uphold the justice in this town. You can count on me, thank you” Spike and the girls all stomped their hooves in approval. (In case you’re wondering why Twilight is isn’t mad at him for kicking ass like a baws, Celestia says he’s cool, so Twilight was all like *K fien, his iz baws nao* As for Fluttershy, she’s just happy Rarity is okay, and thinks it was very kind of me to risk my own life to help Rarity. So she thinks I’m baws to.)

“Okay so, quick question.”

“Yes?”

“What about the bodies? And that one is still alive, he going to jail or what?”

“Good point… I’ll take care of the bodies, and as for him, I’ll just send him to the (Moon) Dungeon for several years.” Celestia’s horn glowed, and the two bodies, and the mess disappeared. “I’ll be seeing you later ‘Sheriff’ Jason” Just before Celestia disappeared, you could’ve sworn she winked at you.

“Well. I don’t know about you girls, but I’m still hungry as fuck. I never did get to order lunch, much less eat anything. So I’m starving, and thirsty.”

Rarity spoke up “Well, listing to your story, and seeing as how you saved me and all. I’ll be more than happy to cook you up something to eat, and get you something to drink. Follow me, I’ll take you to my house, which also serves as place of work. The Carousel Boutique, where everything is chic, unique, and magnific. If you need clothes, I’m the mare for the job!” Rarity couldn’t have sounded smugger even if she was Rainbow Dash.

“Well that’s something else. Well that’s good, got quite a few things on my list done.”

“If you don’t mind my asking, what list are you talking about darling?”

“There is a short list of Items I need for a comfortable stay here. Some needed to be taken care of quickly, others would be taken care of later. The first was something showing that though I am different, I’m a good person. Becoming Sheriff solved that problem, or will solve it once word gets around. And assuming nopony is scared of me after what happened… The second was to be introduced to the ruler of this place, which was just done. We are on our way to get something to eat, so that’s taken care of too. The last thing, is someplace to stay. I’m sure I can find someplace, but I’ll need to get started as soon as we are done eating. And it’s a good thing you’re an expert tailor, my people wear clothes all the time.”

“You don’t have a place to stay? Oh, you can stay with me till you find someplace more permanent. It’s the least I can do since you saved me darling. Plus I’m still shaken about what just happened… I’d feel a lot better if you were nearby. At least until I calm down…” If Rarity was more upset then she was letting on, she was doing a damn good job hiding it from her friends. But you could see in her eyes… h-her eyes… ‘Damn she’s got some gorgeous eyes… Those look like freaking sapphires! I could get so lost in those things… How long have I been staring?’

“Jason… Jason! Are you okay darling? You’ve been starting for three minutes!”

‘Well this is awkward…’ “Yeah, I’m fine. Just daydreaming. Let’s get going. I need a shower something fierce…”

“Indeed you do darling, you reek, and you are covered in blood. Both of those things are offensive, and the latter is scaring everypony. Including myself. Since you also don’t really seem to mind all that much…”

“Yeah… You get used to being covered in grime when you are in a hostile area with no access to a shower for a few weeks… Helps with camouflage though. So I’ll give it that. Now… off to the shower and lunch!” You begin walking off to Rarity’s house. Along the way she starts asking you about the fashions of your world ‘Saw that coming! Unlike that fucking grenade… Not that I can really care. I could get used to being able to really help people, err, ponies. More grateful than the selfish assholes in my world anyway.’

When you finally get to Rarity’s, you notice the door is unlocked and slightly ajar. You turn to Rarity, and have a serious look on your face. “You lock your door when you leave?”

“Y- Why yes. I do darling. What’s the matter?” Rarity looked scared, and confused at your sudden attitude change.

“Your door is slightly ajar…” You motion for Rarity to step back. You walk up to the door, and slowly open it a crack so you can see inside. It’s pitch black, but you can hear somepony inside. You turn to whisper to Rarity, who against your order, stepped closer “There’s somepony inside… Wait here, I’ll take care of it…” You walk inside and close the door behind you, when you are suddenly blinded by the lights coming on. You see a pink pony jump up. You dive to the right and end up smashing a mannequin. The resulting noise drowned out whatever the pink pony said. You pop up from behind the conveniently placed couch with your gun drawn, and you take aim…

Uh oh! That's not looking good! I sure hope Pinkie turns out okay... You want her to live? Say so. I want comments and I'm willing to kill to get them! Well, not LITERALLY, but PInkie may be in grave danger...