Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?

Author’s Notes : Sorry this took so long to get out, but waz studying for evil tests and shit >.> Oh! And homework. Don’t forget that little shit to. But hey! Better l8 the nevur, amirite? Now here goes nothing for the whole “Writing thing” I’ve been doing… OH! I should also mention, I’m going to being doing some more mind-blowing (No homo) this chapter. Is this a good idea? I’ve got no bucking clue. We shall see. … SOON

Shout out to little dashie as my prereader.
Shout out to mandolore for getting first in the last chapter.
And shout out to Raider Ry4n for being sportive and giving me an idea on how I can kill people I don't like! And you too Shizuka Ryuko!

Chapter 4

Does It Get Anymore Awkward?

The little unicorn filly on your lap is shaking and hiding her head in your chest. Clearly scared of the story you are telling.“No more! It’s scaring me!”

You pat her cute little head, making sure to avoid her horn and softly say “Don’t worry. Nothing scary is going to happen right now. Promise.”

“You aren’t going to hurt anypony?”

“Not right now. No. Don’t worry…” You kept rubbing her head, and down her long, flowing mane. “You know, you have your mother’s hair, did you know that?”

She giggles in the most adorable voice you’ve ever heard since your wife passed away (Still not telling you who the mom/wife is. You mad bronies? Trollface.jpg I know what you’re thinking. *There’s only two Unicorns whom you could be talking about assuming you are going to bang the Mane 6 cast!* Well, that’s inb4maincharecterget’sponified. Epic Foreshadowing on an overused Idea.) And says “Yes I know, you remind me almost every day! You know sometimes I wonder if you only love me because I remind you of mom…” She buries her head further into your chest, and she starts shaking like she was crying

“N-no, that’s not true! You know…. I… But why…. I don’t….” It’s only now you hear her laughing at you. “You know, that’s just plan mean.”

“I can’t help it. You are too easy to mess with! Now back to the story daddy! I wanna hear what happens!” You’ve been called daddy before, but it gets you everytime. You can’t help but love this little filly

“Alright, let’s get back to the story, shall we my princess?”

The little filly on your lap giggles in the most adorable way possible before saying "Okay daddy!"

You recognize that pink pony to be none other than Pinkie Pie, and pull up and to the left, it already being too late to stop the chain of events, just as Rarity bursts through the door the gun goes off. The bullet fly’s through Pinkies hair, and obliterates the wooden head of a mannequin behind Pinkie sending splinters everywhere. (And fucking OWNING that mannequin, not that anypony cares. I sure as buck don’t.) Pinkie’s pupils shrink revealing to large blue saucers in her head as she turns to look at what has transpired behind her.

She looks back at you. And back at the headless mannequin. And then back to you. “If you didn’t like surprises, you could’ve said so! Big meanie-mean-pants!”

(4th Wall be damned!) “Read up. You know I’m a soldier, I don’t think before I act, I react before I can think! You should’ve known this!”

“Well, duh! But I didn’t think it’d be THIS bad! Whatever, those things aside, it’s time for your ‘Welcome to Ponyville/Equestria/Congratulations on becoming Sheriff party!’ Right girls!” Despite the fact you left Twilight, Fluttershy, and Spike behind you, they were somehow now in the building with Rarity. Along with Applejack, and Rainbow Dash. All of whom are looking quite confused, but shrug it off as Pinkie being Pinkie, and you being from another world.

Rainbow Dash is the first to approach you. She immediately asks “So, who are you buster? Are you a Spy for the Lunar Rebellion?!”

“NO, I’m not a sp- Wait, what? Lunar Rebellion?” You turn to Twilight who’s currently rubbing the back of her neck, while somehow still standing, ignoring the fact she can reach behind her head anyway, wearing a sheepish smile. “You never told me about that?”

Twilight laughs nervously “Did I forget you tell you that? My mistake… Though we aren’t at war with any OTHER nations, we are currently in a state of Civil war. Princess Luna doesn’t want Eternal Night anymore, but she thinks she can improve the system, and Princess Celestia wouldn’t let her make any changes. So Princess Luna and her loyal followers have broken off and formed the Lunar Rebellion on the outskirts of Equestria where resistance to the takeover would be minimal due to the distance from any major town. Which means there would be less guards.”

You just couldn’t wrap your head around that new information. ‘A civil war…? Between Luna and Celestia…? Oh man, this is heavy…’ Of all the things you were expecting to see here, hear here, and do here. A civil war, was not even on the top two-hundred things. Not even in your wildest dreams did you ever even suspect that could be happening.

Applejack walked up to you and waved a hoof in front of your face, snapping you out of your trance. “Y’all alright there sugarcube? Ya’ll look like ya’ve seen ah ghost.”

“Uh…. Yeah I’ll be fine… That’s just, a lot to take in. War isn’t that uncommon in my world, but for some reason, I just can’t picture you nice ponies marching of to the fields of battle to slay your enemies in the name of your ruler. Making your enemies fear the sound of your marching feet, or hooves in this case, off to the field of battle. Using you powers to induce blood-curdling screams from your enemies…” You kept going, and while you were talking, you got an odd look in your eye as you talked about marching off to war. You sounded as if you enjoyed it to… “Vanquishing your foes for the prosperity of your home country. Dying not for your county, but making the other bastards die for theirs… Then wondering, when it’s all over, even if you are still alive, if a piece of you didn’t die back there anyway…” A look of sadness creeps onto your face, as un-wanted memories from your past being to play themselves out.

Rarity see’s the discomfort on your face, and nudges you. “Go upstairs and take a shower. When you get cleaned up, you can come back down for food, and something to drink.”

You silently get up, and head upstairs. After some quick searching, you find the shower. You walk into the room, and lock the door. You begin taking off your gear. You take off your grenades, and set them down carefully in a corner. You set your rifle and handgun down in the same corner, just as carefully. You take off you backpack, and let it drop to the ground with an almighty *thud* that earns you several cries from downstairs asking if you are okay. “Yeah, I’m fine.” You say, though not very loud.

You stretch your back. Grateful for finally being able to drop the heavy pack. You shed your body armor, and are finally in just clothes. With no heavy armors, or backpack to carry. You are left wearing a sleeveless shirt, and your camo pants. You pull off your socks, and quickly met with an odor like no other ‘Damn my feet stink…’ You take off your shirt and takes of your pants, and underwear just as the door opens.

You turn your whole body to a beat red, and very surprised Rarity. You look down to your member, and back up to a now very surprised, and beet-red Rarity, who looks like she's trying to say something. As her mouth opens and closes. "S-s-s sorry. M-m-my m-m-mistake darling" She hurriedly closes the door, but not before knocking something’s of the bathroom counter, and backing into the wall in the hall way so fast she runs into the wall knocking a photo of her and Sweetie Belle.

You let out a deep breath and think 'Well, doesn't get any more awkward then that.' just then, you could swear you hear Pinkie say "Sure it could you silly-willy!" You look around and see nothing, but you could swear you saw her in the mirror or her tail at least. It quickly vanishes and you turn back to the shower and turn it on, fiddling with the knobs before you get the right temperature and you hop in, closing the curtains.

Before you get clean, you pull your pants into the shower to at least get the blood of your pants. It worked after some scrubbing in cold water. You get out to hang your pants up on the sink so they could drip dry. You turned the hot water on and hop back in to finally get yourself clean. (Skipping shower now. It’s boring. For now. Sooner or later I’ll be able to make them… “interesting” >: ) hehehe..)

You walk down the stairs, a towel you found draped over your neck, and in front of your chest. You are wearing your tank top, and your camo pants. Your awesome physique is showing clearly now. You walk past Rarity, not making eye contact, and head into what direction you could only assume to be the kitchen. It was. Rarity followed you in the kitchen, and tried to say something, but you cut her off. “I know what you’re going to ask. And no I’m not mad. It was an accident. Yes I’m sure. If you really want to make it up to me I could use your help cleaning the rest of my gear. Things happen.” You turn to look at her. “Now, where are those glasses? I’m still thirsty.”

She smiled. ‘That’s one helluva smile…’ She levitates a cup out of a cupboard and fill it with water from the sink, and brings it over to you. “Here you are darling. Drink up, I’m sure you are thirsty.”

“Thanks Rar’“ You grab the cup from Rarity’s magical grasp, and take large gulps from the glass of water, quickly draining it of its contents. You take the cup over to the sink and fill it, and promptly drain it again. You let out a sigh and turn back to Rarity “Thanks. You have no idea how good that was.”

“It’s no problem at all darling.”

“Now, I’m assuming Pinkie brought some sort of something to eat?”

“Indeed she did darling! Let’s head to the livening room.”

You take the lead back into the living room swinging your shoulder, showing off your broad shoulders, and your well toned body. You kept yourself in a very nice condition. You work out often, so you are certainly a sight to behold. You don’t know why you are exaggerating your movements, but don’t think much of it.

“Okay everypony. Let’s get this party started!” You throw your fist into the air for emphasis, and out of nowhere music starts playing. It was rock music, nothing like the rock from Earth, but it still has some nice beats to it. Not too bad all things considered.

“Okay Pinkie! Where are those cakes?! I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!” Everypony in the room stares at you with horror on their faces. “Err… My bad... It’s an expression from where I’m from don’t worry I’m not going to eat anypony. It just means I’m really hungry. I’ll try not to say that again…”

Pinkie quickly returns to normal and says, “Okie-Dokie-Lokie! The cake is this way. And it’s not a lie!”

You and Pinkie burst into laughter confusing everypony else in the room. But you and Pinkie are having a blast. “Oh god Pinks, can I call you that?”

“Sure you can silly! All my bestest friends do!”

“Oh man, you are a riot Pinks. I haven’t had this much fun in a long time.” You say with a smile as wide as a mile.

Pinkie was positively beaming at you now and lead the way to the cake. Everypony else followed you to the cake. It was in the lobby of the boutique. There was party decorations and streamers covering the whole lobby. Rarity gasped.

“PINKIE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!?” Rarity was clearly pissed. If she could make meme faces, she’d be rage face guy. But you are more impressed with how that suddenly appeared there. Considering that wasn’t there a few minutes ago.

“Never expect anything less from the premier party pony Rarity. Thanks a lot Pinks. This means a lot to me. It really does.” You slice off a piece of the cake, and take a quick look around for some silverware or something to eat with. Not finding anything in plain sight, you turn to Rarity and ask “Where’s the forks at?”

“I’ll go get you something. One moment darling.” Rarity walked back into the kitchen, and you can’t help but follow her all the way to the kitchen. With your eyes. (Dat flank)

Pinkie walks up to you and flashes you a smile “Ohhhh…. I see where that is going.”

“Where what is going?”

“Oh, don’t think I didn’t see how you were ogling Rarity! You have Auntie Pinkie’s assistance Jason.” She finishes with a wink and leaves just as Rarity comes back with a fork. You looked around to see if anypony had notice your conversation with Pinkie, and sighed with relief when no pony was close enough to have heard.

“Are you okay darling?” Rarity asked, concern on her face.

“Yeah. I’m fine. Just a weird conversation with Pinkie is all.” You grab the fork from Rarity’s magical grasp, and begin to tear into that cake. You aren’t taking huge bites, but you are eating quite quickly. You notice the look on Rarity’s face and pause to say “What? I’m really hungry!” She laughs at you and turns to her own slice of cake. You resume eating your own cake, but slower this time.

You set down your empty plate and tap Rarity on the shoulder “You got milk?” Rarity nodded, her mouth full. You head into the kitchen, and retrieve the glass you used earlier. It was dirty because it was in the sink so you got another. You walked over to the fridge and popped it open, searching through the assorted items, you find the milk. You pour yourself a glass to go with the delicious cake. When Rarity walks in looking somewhat distressed.

“You okay Rar’?” You ask with a sidelong look.

“Yes. I’m fine darling, just had an…. Interesting… conversation with Pinkie is all.”

You spit the milk you were drinking out and began coughing. “W-what did she say?”

“Oh, nothing really important… She said something about the cake that made me go ‘what the buck?’”

“Oh really, (O rly?) what did she say?” You ask with a very questioning look. You also had some surprise on your face. You never would've expected Rarity to curse.

“Something about what was on it… I’d rather not go into details again…”

You let out a sigh of relief and say aloud “That’s good…”

“What’s good darling?” She asks

“What? Oh! Um… Nothing… Just thinking out loud… Hehehe” You laugh nervously. “Can I get a rag or something to clean my mess up?”

“Sure thing darling! One moment, I’ll get one for you.” She walks past you, and bumps you with her tail. You could swear she did that on purpose, but any misgivings are quickly dispelled as an undefinable scent fills your nostrils.

‘That’s a really nice smell…’ You have no clue what it is, but it is a paralyzing smell. You heard Rarity gasp in surprise (butt secs) “What’s the matter?” you ask.

“O-oh. Uh… Nothing. Just a… spider! That’s it. I saw a spider.” You hear a loud *clop* (Heheh) as her hoof connected with the counter. She hands you a dish rag with her magic, and you set to work cleaning up the mess you made with the milk.

When you finish cleaning, you toss the rag into the kitchen sink, and head back into the lobby to rejoin Rarity and the rest of the gang at the party. All through the rest of the party, Rarity refuses to look you in the eye. Every time you catch her looking at you, a furious blush appears on her face which is clearly visible through her white coat, and she quickly looks away.

The rest of the party is relatively uneventful. Pinkie blasted the Party cannon off a few times, earning an interesting reaction from you, but other than that nothing interesting happened.

As the hours wore on ponies began to leave. Soon it was just you and Rarity cleaning up the mess from the party. You looked over to Rarity and blushed like a mad man as you could clearly see her… well… everything. “Holy shit what the fuck bbq!” You shout as you stand up and fall onto your ass looking away from Rarity.
“Is everything alright deary?” You nod furiously still looking away. You stand up facing away from her to walk away.

“Just saw a spider. Creeped me the fuck out…” You begin to walk upstairs when Rarity stops you.

“Where are you going?” Rarity asks.

“Uh… Just to the bathroom… Nature’s calling… You know!” She shrugs and you continue upstairs still not looking her in the eye. You had the strangest boner right now. (Use ALL of the memes!) “Brace yourself bathroom… It's about to get a whole lot stickier in this situation…” (I think that sentence right there is weird... But my Pre-Reader says it works fine. I'm not sure. so what do you guys think?)

You walk into the bathroom drop your pants, and sit with a heavy sigh on the toilet. You begin to work on your not so little ‘problem’ mumbling to yourself. “God damn ponies… Not wearing any pants… Rarity… And the cleaning… With the spider…” you increase your… “pace” making a little more noise. (I want to apologize for this little scene here. But thing are about to get crazy. So it’ll be worth it. I think, it’ll come in handy for the story later.)

You start grunting as you get closer, you are drowning out the outside world, until you almost forget where you’re at. Until the doorknob starts to turn. You don’t notice until it makes a *click* You stop what you’re “doing” and look at the door. You see the door knob turned all the way and shout “NO! Wait!” But it’s too late. The door opens and Rarity sticks her head inside. (Me Gusta)

You stand up to quickly pull up your pants, but only succeed in tripping yourself. You fall backwards. You try to catch yourself, but fail. You hit your head on the wall. As you begin to daze out, you see Rarity trying to say something you can’t quite hear. But you can tell see’s redder then when she walked in on you before you got into the shower. Her red face with a look of concern is the last thing you see before you blackout completely.

Ending notes. Okay, so, yeah. Not sure what to say to that ending. So.... I'm just gonna stfu.