Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?

Author's Notes: okay, here's Chapter 6. Sorry this is shorter then the last one. I just didn't wanna blow your minds more then I all ready am going to be this chapter. That's right. More crazy shit is going to go down. It's not going to be as awkward as last chapter. Shit is still gonna go down.

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Chapter 6

Is This a Friggin' Date?

“Wait… daddy, how did you know Rainbow Dash was following you if she was hidden? Or what she was saying if you were out of hearing distance?” The filly on your lap was really confused at the turn of events, and was letting you know. Cause she’s so fucking adorable like that.

“She told me about it.”

“Why would she do that?”

“It will all be explained in due time sweetheart. All in due time… There is method to my story telling madness. Besides, you can't tell me you aren't interested in the story, right? I mean it's so interesting! And... it's worth a... Laugh” When you finished, the little filly's eyes went wide at what she thought you were implying. And to her horror, she was right. You picked her up, and started tickling her wings.

She promptly burst into laughter, “No! Stop!” She could barely speak in-between the laughter you were eliciting from her. “You know my wings are sensitive!”

Now you start laughing to and say “What was it you said earlier? Ah yes… ‘you are just too easy to mess with’ that right?”

“Okay okay! I’m sorry!” You stopped tickling her wings. She still was giggling a little, “My sides hurt from laughing to hard…”

“Well, maybe you’ll stop teasing me like that. I did say it was mean when you did things like that.”

“Okay, I’ll stop teasing you as bad. I’ll go easy on you.”

“Alright then. I’ll go easy on you when I tickle you then!” You went back to attacking the little Alicorn in a tickle fight. After several minutes, you both settle down, and you resume story telling with your daughter cuddled up close next to you.

You are on your way walking back to Rarity’s, when Rarity finds you first. “Oh! Hello Rarity! Just the pony I was looking for.” You say cheerfully.

“Looking for me darling? Whatever for?”

“Well I was wondering if that offer to sleep at your place downstairs was still good. Not really expecting it to be, but figured I’d ask before I went and picked out a house, or apartment or something.”

“How could you afford anything like that? I haven’t really seen you do anything that would merit financial compensation? No offence or anything.”

“None taken. You're right. I was paid by Celestia for taking the job. Twenty five gold bit every two weeks.”

“Oh very nice darling! You shouldn’t have to worry about money as long as you don’t spend too carelessly. Until you save up enough to put a down payment on a house, or apartment, you are more than welcome to stay downstairs.”

“Awesome! Then I suppose now that that’s taken care of, I’m going to go find someone I can talk to about getting the other ponies to see that I’m a Sheriff now. See if I can’t start actually doing something.” You are about to walk away when a thought popped into your head. “Hey Rarity?”

“Yes?”

“Is anything I can use to have access to the funds in my account, without having to withdraw cash every time?”

Rarity thought about it for a moment… “Well, there are checks. Those work. But for the most part ponies only use those for purchases over one gold bit.”

“Alright, thanks for letting me know.”

“It’s no problem darling. I’ll see you later, yes?”

“Of course!” And with a smile and wave, you were off to the bank to get some money. To check out the local bar, a drink sounded really good. Fuck the sheriff thing. Word will get around sooner or later. 'I can put it off a till I get a place to stay.

After a short walk back in the direction you came from, you were back at the bank. You quickly withdrew some funds, and got some directions to a bar nearby. It served the best drinks in town. The clerk you were talking to said he knew from experience. You decided to take him up on it, and got started off towards it.

When you get there, you walk inside. The music stops, and everypony in the bar starts looking at you. You walk up to the bartender and ask for something to drink. He asked you what you wanted and you told him to surprise you. The music starts playing again, and the barkeep pours you a brownish drink. Looked like Apple Cider. You take a sip. Then drop the whole glass like it was nothing.

The barkeep looked at you with his jaw on the floor and eyes wide in surprise. “Where’d you learn to drink like that? That was some of my best Apple Cider!”

Now it was your turned to be surprised. “Really? I could hardly taste the alcohol in it… How many of these can somepony drink before they get wasted off their ass?”

“Well, it takes Big Mac about twenty before he can barely speak. Much less walk. And not only can he hold his liquor, but he's a big guy.”

“Wow…. I don’t even know if I could get drunk off of this… No offence. It’s just the stuff back on my world is a lot stronger.” You thought back to the good ol’ days back when you and you’re buddies made that still for Potato Vodka Moonshine. ‘Oh fuck…. I really shouldn’t do that haha… But I am!’ “How much do I owe ya barkeep?”

“Two silver bits.” You pay him, and then leave.

You head off to Twilights place. ‘If anyone will know where I can get some beakers and the other stuff I’m going to need, it’ll be her.’

After an uneventful ten minute walk. You arrive at the Library. The door is all better, which you thought was odd. You gave it a few solid knocks, and the door was quickly open by Spike. “Sup dude. Twilight around?”

He shook his head, and motioned for you to come inside. “She is, but she’s busy downstairs with an experiment. Something I can help ya with?”

“Maybe. Where does she get her lab supplies? Like, the glass things, and tubes, those kind of things.”

“I can tell ya no problem. You mind if I ask why though?”

“The booze here sucks compared to my planet. I want something with some kick.”

“How are you going to do that?”

“Trade secret little buddy”

“Fine… There’s a store next to Quills and Sofa’s called Potions and More. That’s also where Zecora goes to get her flasks and stuff for her own potions.”

“Thanks man. I’ll see ya later.” And with that you were off. You didn’t really know where the store was, so you just stared wondering around. After wondering around for fifteen minutes, Rainbow Dash drops in to talk to you. Only this time, you see her coming, and don’t freak out like you did last time.

“Hi Jason!”

“Sup Rainbow Dash! Something I can help you with?”

“Not really. I was just wondering if you wanted to go grab some lunch with me. Get to know each other better. You seem like a really cool guy. And awesome.” This caught you off guard. You don’t think you could’ve been more surprised if a Tiger II rolled up on Ponyville with some angry German shouting something you couldn’t understand while the crew of the tank killed everything.

You completely forgot about the still you were going to build. “Uh… Okay, why not. You have someplace in mind?”

“Yeah!” She replies cheerfully. “This way. There’s this diner I go to often. They make some mean Hay Fries. I think it’s the seasoning.”

You aren’t really sure about eating hay. In fry form or otherwise. But put on a smile and tell Dash to lead the way “Lead on Rainbow Dash.” Rainbow takes the lead and you follow her. The walk to the dinner takes only five minutes, and went by in peace and quiet. Save the odd question from Rainbow regarding what you did back on Earth. She also asked about the grenades you always carried. When you told her about them, she seemed excited. Which was a little weird…

You arrived at the diner. It was simple rectangular building, with a white and red awning covering the front of the building, and a longer portion to cover an outdoor eating area. Dash walked inside, and you followed. Dash slid into a booth in the back, and you took the one opposite to her. Since it was fairly slow right now, it didn’t take too long before a waitress came up and dropped off a couple of menus.

You pick yours up and start scanning it for something you’d be interested in. But don’t really find anything until you get to eggs. ‘That’s the most normal thing on a menus I’ve seen since I’ve gotten here. Discounting fruit.’

“So what are you going to get?” Rainbow seemed to have already picked, but you could tell if she even picked up her menu.

“Eggs and Toast, with some fruit.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Something the matter with it?”

“No, I just didn’t expect that. It seems like an odd combo to me.”

“Huh… Okay then.”

The waitress came back and asked “So, what can I get ya?”

Rainbow answered first, “Just a large order of Hay Fries.”

“I’ll take a pair of eggs, sunny side up, with toast and strawberry jelly if you got it, with a bowl of fruit. For a drink I’d like some orange juice if you have that.”

“I’ll have your order out in a few minutes.” With that she left, leaving you to just Rainbow Dash’s company. Not that it was a bad thing!

“So Rainbow Dash, what’d you want to ask me?”

“You can just call me Dash.”

“Okay Dash, what did you want to talk about?”

“Well, what kind of things do you have in your world?”

“Hmm…” You think about something that Dash might like to hear about. When it struck you. “The Blue Angels…” You mumble aloud. You’ve been to a few shows, and they kicked some serious ass. That was so awesome, it was insane. You’ve never had so much fun watching people fly before.

“The who?”

“The Blue Angels. It’s an aerobatics group from Earth. The fly F/A 18 Super Hornets and do all kinds of amazing tricks.” This really seemed to grab Dash’s attention.

“What’s a F/A… Whatever Hornet?” Your food arrived. You each grabbed your plate, and began eating. You explained the jet plane, and about the Blue Angels to Rainbow Dash. Who with every passing second got more and more excited. You always liked planes, so you went on to talk about other planes you knew about, like the SR-71 Black Bird, Spectre C-130 Gunship, Y/F-22 Raptor. Jets, and planes. Before you knew it, hours have gone by, and you and Rainbow were having the times of your lives. Just talking the day away and enjoying the conversation.

The topic of planes really only lasted about twenty minutes. You both went on to telling stories, and jokes. It wasn’t until after the sun started setting did you finally pay the bill for the both of you, then leave. You ended up competing on who had the coolest story while you walked back to Rarity’s.

When you finally arrived at Rarity’s, you two were laughing up a storm at a bar joke you just finished telling. “Oh man Dash, this was a lot of fun!”

“You bet it was Jason! We should totally do this again soon. It was AWESOME!”

“It sure was Dash. Hey, I’ll see you later.” As you turned to go back inside, Dash calls out to you. Her voice almost sounds desperate, pleading even.

“Jason. Wait.” This somewhat surprised you.

“Yeah? What’s up Dash? Something wrong?” She looked away as you turned around to look at her, and at the same time, a guest of clichéd wind comes by to low her hair everywhere, and when she makes a motion to get the offending hair out of her face, the setting sun hits her at the perfect angle. Leaving you completely speechless, and somewhat flushed.

“Can you come down to my level for a sec? Don’t get any funny ideas! The sun is in my eye is all.” You comply, but you can’t really believe that’s the reason. “I want to thank you for today. It was a lot of fun. The most fun I’ve had with another guy in a very long time…”

You close your eyes and wave your hand dismissively. You open your mouth to say something like ‘Don’t worry about it’ or ‘Think nothing of it’ something cheesy like that; when your train of thought is completely fucking derailed as something soft, warm, and wet makes contact with your lips. Your eyes bolt open in surprise to find Dash kissing you. She wasn’t pulling any punches either; she was pushing up against your face. Hard. (Hehe, I said hard…)

Your whole world seemed to fall apart around you, like a broken mirror. Piece by piece, it fell apart, as your eyes slowly close. leaving just you and Dash. Soon, all you can feel is the warm enrapture of her lips on yours. The softness of her small lips against yours. That half a mind you had to push her off, was long gone. You even started pushing back. When it stops almost as suddenly as it began. You have no idea how long you’ve been there.

You open your eyes to see Dash panting, her cheeks a vibrant purple. She turns and fly’s off before you can do, or say anything. You fall back on your ass and just sit there. “Da fuck just happened?” You sit there for about five minutes. Or, you think its five minutes. Your sense of time is gone after what just happened. Normally you’d be a little weirded out about kissing a pony, but, you shrug it off. Passing it off as a simple logic. ‘She can speak and think just like I can. So it isn’t any different from kissing a human woman.’ You slowly stand up, and head inside. A ridiculous grin on your face. “I don’t think anything can happen that could make this day a bad one…” You say aloud as you open the front door. Only to find Rarity standing there tapping her hoof like an angry wife. ‘Fuck…’

Closing Notes: What'd I tell ya, crazy shit right? What'd you think about Jason's Daughter turning out to be an Alicorn? Crazy right? I've put some serious thought into how that's going to happen, and I think it'll make sense when things start coming together. But let me know what you guys think. No going back now! Well, I suppose I could, but i don't wanna xD It'll be awesome!