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True Capitalist Ponies: The Melting Pot of Magic

by Generaal
The tale about how Celestia's tests for the "Brony Colonization & Placement project" didn't work out as planned

This story tells us from the unknown tale of what happened after True Capitalist Radio suddenly stopped airing.

Equestria suffers from a long-term problem. Ever since there were spells created so that parents can decide what gender their foal will be, the fair nation of Equestria has gotten far too few stallions. In a few centuries, ponies could go extinct or have their numbers depleted. But Celestia then hears about the Bronies, and decides that this is a perfect way to fix that problem while giving Bronies a perfect new life. But, of course, she must first run a test, and randomly picks an internet community where many Bronies are at, so she can see if it will work or not.

I think she should have researched what ''True Capitalist Radio'' actually meant.

So now Ghost, Engineer, Asho, Karasz Kun, Suspicious Tumbleweed, Equestrian Citizen and his daughter Becky, NavyHusky and their hostage Derpy will travel through Equestria in order to find a way to return home safely as humans, while meeting a lot of new and old friends along the way, and learning about the magic of the melting pot of friendship.

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This story is not meant to be very serious. Please be aware of that. Thank you.
ALSO: the story starts a few weeks before season 3 and takes place during the entire season 3.

Teen
Incomplete
Romance
Comedy
Profanity
Adventure
Crossover
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
OPDP

34910 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read

13 Chapters:

  1. 0. Prologue 2013-04-06 18:35:31 UTC
    762
  2. 1. Oh, you sorry sack of crap! 2013-04-06 18:09:34 UTC
    3620
  3. 2. I've told you time and time again! 2013-04-08 08:26:01 UTC
    4144
  4. 3. I am not a racist! 2013-04-19 23:18:29 UTC
    2996
  5. 4. I am a melting pot of friendship! 2013-05-20 12:35:16 UTC
    4575
  6. 5. I'm a nice guy!!! 2013-06-03 19:58:31 UTC
    4081
  7. 6. AAAAAHHH!!!! 2013-07-15 23:04:33 UTC
    4013
  8. 7. *cans.wav* 2013-09-01 17:52:19 UTC
    2780
  9. 8. GIMME THE MIKE! GIMME THE MIKE! 2013-12-20 17:10:11 UTC
    2443
  10. 9. *more cans.wav* 2014-01-31 17:21:46 UTC
    2726
  11. 10. Oh, you just shut up in the chatroom! 2014-05-28 20:17:22 UTC
    1538
  12. 11. Just shut up! 2014-06-06 13:36:01 UTC
    1232
  13. 12. All of you in the chatroom, just shut up! 2018-07-25 20:51:16 UTC