Super Smash Bros: Friendchip

Chapter 1

I was flying as hard as I could, and no matter what I did to stay in tune with the drafts, Rainbow Dash manadged to stay ahead enough of me that I could grab her tail and have her tow m the rest of the way. As we kept speeding up, I felt us starting to breach the sonic barrier. Rainbow kept speed, but I struggled. I knew if I was this far in and I failed to keep my place I would do a Sonic death-crash, which the mortality rate of, is abt 97%. Mortality rate is how likely I am gonna be freaking screwed.

"Come on, Emerald, you gotta be faster than that!" she said as she plunged into th next level of the sonic rainboom.

"Shit... shit...shit..." then immediatly after, one of my wings stayed down instead of going up in auto, and I went plunging in an inferno to the floor. I spread my wings farther and screamed, "GODDAMMIT PHYSICS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!!" As I came flying upward, I broke the first 3 levels in 20 seconds as I came speeding on fire towards Rainbow Dash. Then she laned right and I caved into a wall that was placed on a mountain mid race.

Rainbow heard the crash and thought she did the sonic rainboom on the wall. When she turned around, my wings kicked in after 20 seconds of jet-hooves and I sped past her at speeds only she would know. "Emerald!!!"

I thought someone was cheering me on, so I beat my wings harder. I didn't notice it, but my tail was becoming pure emerald.

"Emerald!"

Half my body was pure emerald, and I shone a brilliant green in the light (trust me, I have no clue how I still flew).

"EMERALD!!!"

By now, I knew what was happening, trust me, as I started to glow like a smash ball,  but I paniced as I couldn't talk, nor stop. Then I heard Twilight.

"Ok, girls, we've only got one shot at this-"

Now I couldn't see absolutely anything as my face was covered in emerald streaked silver. All I knew was I increased in altitude, then I just dropped like a bomb. And we heard it. Only I felt it. Like a punch in my everywhere.

BOOM!

I woke up in ponyville. Only an utterly exploded ponyville that made me think, 'Shit. I screwed up worse than last time...' I got up and, once again, thought my least favorite-yet-favorite phrase. 'Shit!' My horn was missing and I was standing up on two hooves again, only I wasn't human. I was a mix of lucario and my old self. "Ok. This is AWESOME," I chuckled to myself as I charged up an aura ball then blasted a wall. "Just like the-"

I saw a robot in a cloak with two others in nothing but metal and wires come down and place a bomb in front of me.

"Game." Then I remembered what that bomb WAS. It was the ultimate device of sending any wanted place to the subspace. Hey, that rymed!

CRACK!

Good thing that wall was behind me,or I would've flown to kingdom come. SMASH! I slipped and fell. SMACK! "Dammit that hurt," I whispered when another cannon ball came at me but it the wall. "SHIT!" So I got up and started sprinting. And damn could a lucaripony sprint! In no time I was speeding past the bomb and headed towards the- ... the... whatever-the-hell it was and aura bucked it in the face. Damn did petals fly, too! "Hey, wait, if it's the Giga Pirahnna plant, where are the cages?"

"Help!"

"Dahling, what ever you are, please help! My mane is getting just messed up!"

"Twilight? Rarity?" I said when I got hit by a cage mid-fall. "Urgh!"

"Ow! Plant thing, please, it wasn't Pinkie Pies' fault for eating one of your leaves! Now please get me a brush!"

I was about to use another aura buck when something came in and just dashed across one of the chains and cut it with it's sword.

Something flashed, then I heard a voice like hers say, "It's show time!" a flash of light, and then a pony sheik came running in and kicked the beast in the face.

"iiiiiiiittt'ss showtime everypony!" Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie, both wearing mountain climbing outfits, came jumping in and twirled their hammers mid-flight, knocking a combo into the Giga Plant's brainium crainium.

"Urgh..." Rarity sighed, as she sadly muttered, "Hell hath no rath such as a much eded comb-over like this unable to be combed! I feel faint!" She then dramatically tp'ed a couch into her cell (I have NO clue what-so-ever how it fitted) and she laid down. Then she remembered, "Oh, wait!" aimed her cannon arm at the cell wall, an blasted it open. "That was horribly uncouth for my taste, but it'll have to do," she said as she jumped out of her cell and onto the floor.

We then heard something that sounded like a bass cannon and Vinyl's voice. Or something like that. "Take a seat everypony. I got this."

We were all then hit by chains and strapped to conviently placed walls. "Not like we have a choice," said a more spanish RD voice from the masked figure (FYI Meta Knight has a spanish accent / thing where you make r's sound like d's without looking like an idiot) as it tried to break the chains with bulky bat wings.

Then Vinyl came into view. Only it wasn't JUST Vinyl.

We had a damn large robot, the blasters, bass cannons, and the driver, a DJ who had their nervous system enfused to the robot (Meaning a USB was plugged into their noggin and the other end into a cable connection)

Then we heard some damn righteous bass solo as a giant beam was fired at the first boss of the game.

Once it was done, I couldn't help but yell, "boom, BEEEEEEYYYIIIIIIIIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!"

The chains dissapeared and we came together in a circle to talk about what the hell to do next. We talked about time, I talked about what we were fighting against, then my mind went black as I heard a myserious voice talk to me.

???, "The Doom Ma Geddon..."

Then I asked my brain, "What the hell was that, my friend?"

"Well, your ear drums have indicated some possible hostility in this voice, an a clear-"

Slap, slap, slapitty slap. "WAKE UP!"

When I woke up, my mind went fast forward through the game, showing the parts of places being destroyed by a black hole, the portal- wait.... Bombs.... Explosions..... Black hole... Subspace.... A toast rocket ship...

Then my toaster went, "DING!"

I jetted up from where I layed face down in the dirt with a fucking right to be scared.

"DAMMIT THE BOMB!"