Super Smash Bros: Friendchip

Chapter 2

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Bananas, bananas, banana A bomb. Bananas banana.... Ponies becoming characters fm Super Smash bros: Brawl, sassage, Minotaursare allergic to tar tar sauce, and that's how we go here.

"What about Fluttershy and Applejack?" worridly asked Princess Twilight.

    "No time!" I ran as I started sprinting, my combo of lucaripony ears hearing heard something.

     "With the Doom Ma Geddon at our side, we can digitize all rebels, and make all others slaves to the subspace."

     KICK!

      WALL!

    BANANAS!

      BLACK OUT!

      Meanwhile, while I was out cold, My aura senses (I have no clue how I was able to see aura when out cold) pictured out an ape and a monkey. And the ape was wearing a stetson.

    trade mark POINT!

      FLYING PEANUTS!

      ROBOT HEAD BARELY MISSING MY FACE!

      BACON!!

      ANOTHER BLACK OUT!

I rubbed my head a I wokeup in a dark place.

"brain, what the hell happened this time?"

"I can calculate, by your new aurauric ability, we have an ever lowering amount of oxygen and enemies approaching."

"Shit."

"I concur."

A little pink hand came out of my head as we fist bumped and said this together.

"Double shit."

       Luckly, that wasn't the damn subspace. But when I woke up, I was being carried by an Applejack colored DK, being followed by an applebloom colored DDK, with a Fluttershy  Ganondorf behind.

     "What da heeellllll....." I asked as I had no clue what was happening. Good thing too, or else I would have known this information sooner.

        "We... um... have.... Applejack, you tell him!" cried... Ganonshy?

       "We have a problem" said the monkey-like-but-still-applejack's-voice from the orange gorilla as she continued "we lost Twi and the others."

        I could easily tell, my aura gave it away. "WHAT?!" I was clearly in love. Good thing im the only one-

       "What's wr-wrong?" asked Ganonshy (?) as I didn't realize her tavern was basicaly more dedicated to her animal friends then her, and she could tell by action and the look in eyes how someone- somepony felt.

        I jetted off of the back of Apple Kong (Or is it Donkey Jack? X3) and landed only to feel my leg fall from under me. I struggled to get up, and then I saw it- no aura around my... "Where's my leg?!"

      "Exactly why I was carrying you," complaned Apple Kong when I realized- I got wings!

     Only when I flapped them, my aura vision went completey insane and I saw a horrible sight. "AAAuuugh! No... No!!!! AAAUUUGGGH!" then, I felt a stab in my back.

        I was laying on the floor of a dirt path, in a puddle of blood, a gash in my back, showing my spine. "Sugarcube??!"

         All I saw was an earth pony, her little sister, and a yellow pegasus- their auras in that form. Then a gash formed in my leg, when I saw the aura of my other. 'What the hell?!' Then I thought as I heard a "click!", 'Why would I need help, when I have the most powerful aura in the world!'

"Brain, what the fuck?!"

"ERROR! ERROR!"

"Fuck the whaaat?"

"Total core meltdown! New keeer! Shutting doooowwwwnnn....."

"Ha ha ha... Ahahahaaa!"

         I felt a weight on my neck and my eyes flashed a good red, then I said, "Hahahaaa..." my aura then became a red hue and I formed an aura ball. 'What the HEEEEELLLL am I frikin doing?' then I blasted lil diddy, but DK jumped ahead and turned into a little trophy thing. Then I grabbed her (I have aboslutely when or how the flip I got my leg back and healed my spine) and jumped off into oblivion. 'Why in the name of equestria does it have to be so ironic- these events are just like the game!!!'

           "Fluttershy?"

          "Urrrrggghhhhh......." Diddy bloom could easily tell there was a Flutterrage gonna happen.

All I thought as I flew away was this.

'Shit.'