Super Smash Bros: Friendchip

Chapter 4 Part 1

Flying and falling, what's the difference?

I was jumping from mountain to mountain with an angry Mega-spike behind me. "CRAP CRAP CRAP-" Bang! My had hit something small and metal, and I started flipping uncontrollably.

It was a small metal jetpack fly. "Hey, watch it here!"

"Watch"

"Huh?"

"Out"

"Watch out? For what?"

"Dragon!"

"What dragon-AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"SKREEEE!" Apparently dragons make bird noises when they eat stuff.

Then I realized why everything was spinning. When I hit the mountain, either a giant crack formed in earth, or I just killed myself. Then I felt the pain as I fell. 'Definitly the mountain- OW!' I manadged to cram a stone in my ear and not die. "Jeez, this is weird." I pulled out the stone and some pink spagetthi was attatched.

My face: O _  o

My wording: "That ain't nats."

My wording when I got hit in the face: "OW!"

Something hit me, but my aura sensors detcted otherwise.

'WARNING!WARNING! ENEMY PRESENSE DETECTED!'

'Brain! Your-'

'No time to exlain, but in a nut shell, it involves a whole lotta sassage.'

'Well? What's up?'

'WARNING! ENEMY PRESENSE GROWING AT UNNATURAL RATES! ENGAGING COMBAT MODE!'

'Wait, what?'

Then everything went slow-mo- except me. "Woah," I walked up t the as slow as hell moving thing- then I saw the mask and cape. "Rainbow Dash?" Then my brain made the stupid mistake. 'Comrad prensense detected! Combat mode disengaging!' "Wait what?" Then she / he flew through me and sent me into the air. I charged an aura ball, and when she made another move, I blasted her. "AUGH!" Yep. Definitly a she. Wait, did I just send a GIRL plummeting to possibly her death?! I fell as fast as I can and caught her, and took off her mask. Damn, did I wanna kiss her, but that was just the moment.

"H-huh...?" she asked as she shook her head and looked around. "How am I flying? My wings aren't-"

Drop!

"Ow! Hey, what was that for?" she asked as she got up on two legs. Jeez, I never knew how akwad looking we pony person hybrids look.

"Uh, equestria to Rainbow Dash, do you know where twilight is?" I asked as I used my aura powers to pull her up. Hey, I wasnt gonna hold hands with the girl I just dropped.

"What? I thought you did- aw, COME ON!" she seemed lke she was actually concentrating on something- aside from herself.

"Well, if we are gonna look, what are we waiting for?" I asked as we made our way up the mountains and started flying (well, I was more propell up then fall, but flying falling, what's the difference?) through the mountains until we heard something and saw a giant robot bust through a mountain. When I dared to use my wings again, nothing happened, so Rainbw Dash and I just hovered as we watched unil we realized the thing saw us. "Holy crap."

Then RD looked at me and said, "Up for another race? 2 on 1."

I just looked over and said with a grin, "Why not? First one to find the others wins. But we must stay togeth-"

"GO!" and a streak of rainbow ditched me.

I started flying, and realized the streak of color I left behind looked like a shimmering green water crystal. "Nice," I said as I looked back forward and started to catch up to Rainbow Dash. Then three wub rings came flying by my face and blew up a tree. "Craaaaap!" then I realized my right wing was not moving. "You have got to be kidding me!!!"

"Hey, what's- WOAH!" yelled Rainbow Dash as she jetted to me.

I shot an aura ball at her. "Hey, I dont need help!"

Then it went black.

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I was sitting in a mass of scrap metal. "What the fuuuuuu-? Twilight? No.... not he, isn't that... 507? Wait.... SHIT! ROBOT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" I saw a giant robot hand bust out of the roof and kicked the wall open. "Wait..." Then the room became a black everything, Twilight appeared, and so did everyone else, except-

"Rainbow Dash?!" cried 507.

'Shit, that was gonna be my thing, he stole my thunder!' I thought then said, jokily punching his shoulder, "You got the hots for that bat, pony... thing- wait a seconnnd...."

"Waht"

"Your not a frikin smash char! Your a freaking RAYQUAZA!!!" I said and saw that our friends were about to attack. "Shit. They heard." Then I heard something no-one on the wrong end wants to hear. "Fuck."

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Chapter 4 Part 2

FLUTTERRAGE!!!

"Girls, what's going on?" I asked as I teleported into a black, scary room where Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, and Apple Jack almost seemed to be waiting.

"Ask the wall," said Twilight as she pointed at a little speaker thingy floating in air. As I walked over, the room flashed, and a lucaripony appeared with an amulet around his neck.

Then my temper started to emerge as I remembered what the "Lucaripony" did to "Apple Kong".

Then I flipped out.