Super Smash Bros: Friendchip

Chapter 3

Where we have left off:

Sassage.

Back to the story.

"Haha..." I said as I bounded off the side of the mountain. 'Dammit what the heck am I doing?! And how am able to see what I'm doing, but only aura view? Shouldn't I have first person view??

RAAAAAAAAAAH!

"What the hell?!" I said outloud as I realized- something had let me say that for a reason. Wait... "The alicorn amulet. Of course," I said as I looked down. But when I tried to tear it off, I was zapped. "What the hell?!" I tried again. "OW! DAMMIT!" I formed an aura ball, but when I shot it, I as hit in the neck. "Ow..." Then a long, damn spikey dragon- looked like Spike, but fallen into a pool of Chemical X then shoved into a nuclear radiation plant for a week. "Damn, this ones LONG!!"

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Flames. Hiding. RAWR. Sight. Me being screwed.

"Ok, maybe if I can control this son of a bitch, I just might-"

What I didn't see while staring at the Alicorn amulet was, somehow, Spike sped up and was right infront of me. He used his T-rex sized arms to punch me into through a mountain.

"Ow," I said as I hit the mountain. "Ow," I said as I hit the mountain behind it, then started bouncing down cliffs. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow, ow, hey bird!" "Wassap?" "Ow, ow ow ow ow ow, ow, ow, OUCH DANGIT!" I was on the ground in the middle of a forest, next to the side of a mountain. 'Better realease Applejack,' I thught when I realized as I touched it, "Wait..." Then it glowed, and Apple Kong (?) appeared, shaking her (?) head. Then she looked at me and punched me. IN THE FACE. As I was flying, I decided to just talk, "Tree, tree, tree tree bush, bush, shrub," CRACK! "boulder... Tree, tree, tree tree tree, brush, Redwood, cabin, boat, mansion, school, car, Souplantation," I said as I slurped up the last bit of my chicken noodle soup. "Mario, guy, college, OOF!" I hit Apple Kong again. "How'd I get back here?" I asked as I brushed dust off my silver-blue coat. Then when she tried to punch me, I aura blocked her and hit her arm, dislocating it. "Just stop. Please."

"How do I know you won't do the thing?"

"I don't.. actually, know."

"So how can I trust you?" she asked, removing her stetson and rubbing her head. "And where is Apple bloom?"

"Uh, yeah, about that, when I was jumping on mountains, I wasn't exactly making a map."

Double facepalm/hoof.

"Well, great, now we are doomed!" yelled AJ as she put her chin on the ground and covered her eyes with her massive hands.

"No we aren't!" I yelled.

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Then BUH BYE!" I said as I started scaling the mountain. I then caught myself thinking this- 'Gotta find Twilight, gotta make sure sh is safe...' Then I stopped on a cliff and just thought, 'I'm more in love then I thought. I wonder how-' then I stopped. "She was just gonna let us rot in the forest. I shouldn't care about her." But as I jumped away, I thought, 'I'm not the same...'

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Chapter 3, Part 2: Lost friendships.

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*At the same time, but elsewhere... on a path.

"Come on, girls we have to-" then I realized I was alone with Vinyl. "Vinyl, where is evryone else?" I asked.

"I dunno, but the beat my suit is picking up is math, Twi!" she said as she ran past me, making the ground shake as she ran by.

"Wait for me!" I said as I tried to fly, but then I saw something and said, "Vinyl, wait!" I ripped the back of my dress as my lavender colored wings spread out and I started to fly after her. Only when I caught up she was being swarmed by, things.

"My suit is detecting massive amounts of subspace, these guys must be the Primids!" she said as she kicked one into deep space. I came rushing, then turned into my other form and kicked one. We knew we were surrounded, but, in no time, we had no attackers.

"Huh, they are easier to beat then I suspected," I said when I realized we should get going.

"Well, the beat is gone, now. I can't really see anything else but- MORE PRIMIDS!" she said as a giant Primid put her in check, then easily sent her to the floor, tearing off her bass cannons.

"Urgh, where is Pinkie Pie when you need her?" I said as I started to try to fight them off. I hit one, but, I have one grab and hang on my wing, and felt a dark presence slowly growing there. A horrid sight, I then saw. Just imagine vinyl scratch. Then imagine her as a giant robot. THEN add the fact her glasses are in a blaze, her mouth is dripping blood (or... red oil?) and she looks like she and Pinkie just reincarnated RD then killed her 50 times.

Yeah. Exactly. Oh, wait. TWO GIANT FRIKKIN HOLES IN HER BACK.

All I could do to get away ws run to the nearest tree and attempt to hide. All that happened was Vinyl becoming even more engrossed in rage. Meanwhile...

"Error! Error! Manual control abort!" the machine barked as I started going nuts with the controls.

"Override, hot wiring, hack, nothing is working!" I was about to tear off my goggle/glasses, when I realized I almost tore off my signature clothes. "I could never hurt these-" lights burn out. Machine control blackout. RIP! "GOD DAMMIT!"

Elsewhere..

"Ok, Twilight... You are ok.... You beat ultimate depression- alone... You went insane... recovered from that too... Probably would've hyperventilated unless you had actually slowed down.... Hid behind this tree..." I was panting so hard I thought my chest was gonna explode. Then I realized why I slowed down breathing quicker- Emer-

Was I in love? No... Couldn't be. I am a (I guess, cause I am an alicorn) princess. "You can do this... Just, prep an advanced attack spell, maybe spawn a bass cannon? Ugh... I miss... No, no I don't..."

Then I got in a fight with my brain.

"Come on, just admit it. You like him!"

"No I don't."

"Yes, yes you do."

"No I don't!"

"You can't deny- warning! Warning! Pegasenses are reporting lowering levels of light!"

"Be back in a sec, brain."

I saw a giant metal hand reaching down for me. Then, realizing wtf happened, I hyperventilated. And my chest hurt bad...

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"Urgh... What happened!? Why is everything- nomal? Wait... isn't this the Golden Oaks Library- AKA my home?"

"Ohhh..." was that... Me?

"Fuck the what!? Why does that freaking sound like me... doing it?" I asked as I slowly and quietly trotted to and up the stairs.

"Don't be scared..." dammit... Don't tell me that it's him...

"Please don't tell me that's who I think it is... Please...." I made it to the top of the stairs, my belly rubbing the floor (felt like good ol belly wubs from the internets) and I saw what I think this was. "Is... Is this what a wet dream is like? I mean, someone else- but Emerald?" then I realized people always kinda glanced at me when I looked at him. "Dammit, wing boner. Wait, have I been doing it every time? That means, I guess... Well, to tell the truth.." and I realized I was talking to myself. I galloped down the stairs and skidded to a halt in the library.

"Ugh, is this truly a wet dream? Is this how you feel during a wet dream with second person view? Wait... where is everyone else?" I walked outside, and it was normal. It looked midnight, too. I guess I could go check on sweet apple acres... 'Wait... Why sweet apple?' Sugarcube corner was closer, but I wasn't exactly in the mood for the quirky pony. Only when I got to Sweet Apple Acres,

1)I realized there were crowns on the side of the room (husband wife, Prince princess?) where, you know.

2) realized I must be dreaming in the future.

3)Saw Sweet Apple, a rotting farm with crumbly walls.

"Apple Jack!?"

"T-T-Twilight?" Apple Bloom?

"Where's Apple Jack?!" I asked, panicing when I saw Apple Bloom was a full grown pony.

"Don't you r-remember? She died last week," Apple Blom looked like she was gonna cry. And I was about to ask 1,000,000 questions and shed the same number of tears. Only then I realized- she wasn't  pony- she was a GORILLA.