Unexpected Awakening

As if luck had heard her, it seemed as if Celestia was finally able to enjoy her fine cup of tea. She savored its taste, letting the warm liquid slowly drizzle down her throat like a beautiful waterfall-

"PRINCESS CELESTIA!" a royal guard called out.

She got scared so much that she nearly spit the burning hot liquid in his face. Either way, it wouldn't of been an accident.

"What is it, my subject?" she sighed.

"We have received a letter from Princess Twilight Sparkle!" he exclaimed.

This caught the princess' attention.

"Hand it to me." she said.

The guard handed her the paper. "Here you go, your highness." he said, bowing to the ground.

"Carry along." she said.

"Yes, your highness." he said before running off.

From the looks of it, it was probably the same guard from barely an hour ago. Ignoring that possible fact, she opened the piece of paper and began reading:

Dear Princess Celestia,

Spike isn't currently with us, so excuse the fact that it's on a piece of paper. Man, I should really learn a spell to give me fingers. And besides, the extra appendages could prove more useful than just writing notes-

-ANYWAYS...... me and the Elements have recovered the strange creatures from the portals. One has a broken leg, but the others seem fine.

They are an interesting bunch, to say the least. They are very primate-like, with the same appendages, facial and body structures. Two of them have hair growing around their mouths, two of them seem to have lost their facial hair (one of them probably has an infection in their nose), and one has strange hair, with no facial hair whatsoever.

We found them under attack by creatures similar to themselves, except holding a strange type of weapon. Their artilery seemed to shoot mini pellets of metal and steel. And they have been proven to be very effective. As I said before, the one with the swollen nose got hit in the leg by one of these, and it seemed to have broken right through the shin bone, the hardest part of the leg. We are trying our best to keep the subject alive. But, time can only tell....

We have brought the subjects to the library, for further studying and medical help. If you can, we need to show up as soon as possible. There are some questions that need to be answered.

-Yours truly, Twilight Sparkle

Celestia stared at the paper for a few moments, before calling out for Luna.

"Luna!" she called out.

"What is it, my royal sister?" Luna asked, coming in from the other room.

"I need to visit Twilight and her friends." she said. "Keep an eye on the castle while I'm gone."

"Wait," Luna asked. "Why do you need to visit them? Does it have to do with the portals?"

"Yes, it does." Celestia replied, before taking off into the sky.

We see you....

We're walking towards you.

We're speed walking towards you.

Now, we're jogging.

Now sprinting.

RUNNING.

We're catching up to you.

We see you trying to run. You can't escape!

Ah. We caught you.

Jack awoke with a loud scream, waking up Geoff and Gavin.

"What the fuck?!" Jack freaked out. "What's going on? Where am I?!"

"Jack, calm dow-" Geoff got cut off by the freaked out Jack.

"No, you calm down!" Jack hissed. "Where the fuck are we!"

"Well, we-" Geoff paused. "Wait.....where are we?"

The lads then noticed that they were on a couch. In a library. Before they could freak out again, they heard scurrying down the stairs.

"Are you guys alright?! I heard screaming!" Twilight said, looking at them.

"Well, look who's awake." Rainbow Dash said.

The guys just stared at the six multi-colored horses in front of them.

"Are they alright?" Applejack said. "They're lookin' at us really wei-"

"AAAAAAH!" the boys screamed in unison, crawling off the couch.

"It's alright! We're not going to hurt you." Twilight tried to say, coming closer.

Screaming, Gavin picked up a pillow from the couch and used it as a shield.

"AAAH! TALKING HORSE! TALKING HORSE!" Jack screamed.

All the screaming woke up Michael and Ray.

"What the fuck are you pussies screaming about now-" Michael said, before inadvertently looking at the ponies. His eyes went wide and his mouth went agape.

".....R-ray....." was all he managed to say.

"What?...." Ray yawned.

Without speaking, Michael pulled him up next to him.

"What the fuck, man? Why are you-" Ray got cut off by the sight before him.

The two just stared at the ponies, before passing out once again.

"I've got this." Twilight said, before her horn began glowing. Within seconds, a beam of magic shot out at the screaming guys. Almost instantly, they shut up and stared into nothing.

"Cool...." Michael and Ray both muttered in unison.

"What in the hay' was that spell?" Applejack asked.

"It's a spell used to help ponies calm down in any situation. It stimulates the brain cells and causes the organism to relieve stress." the Alicorn replied.

"Cool!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"W-what the bloody hell just happened?" Gavin asked, regaining conscience. Instantly, he flinched in pain. "AAH!"

Gavin fell backwards, grabbing his leg. "What the hell happened to my leg?!"

"It got hit by a projectile, and we covered it up for you." Fluttershy said.

"Wait, who the hell are you?" Geoff asked.

Twilight cleared her throat. "I'm Twilight Sparkle. This is Applejack,"

"Howdy." Applejack said.

"-And this is Rainbow Dash."

"Being cool is my number one rule!" she said, flying up into the air.

"....Anyways, this is Fluttershy-"

"Um....um.....Hi....." she muttered.

"And Pinkie Pie."

"HI! HOW YOU DOING?" she asked. "I'M DOING PRETTY FINE IS YOU ASK ME. WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK OTHER PONIES IF THEY'RE DOING FINE? EVERYPONY SHOULD BE DOING FINE! OOH OHH! THAT REMINDS ME! YOU SEE, ONCE THERE WAS THIS NEW PONY THAT CAME TO TOWN. HE WAS RED WITH A DARK MANE. ANYWAYS, I DECIDED TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE WELCOME PRESENT AND I SCREWED THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA HIM!"

Everypony just stared at her.

"Heh." the pink mare said. "Sorry."

".....And this is Rarity." Twilight finished up.

"Ugh. Your clothing is simply hideous. I will make some better ones at once." Rarity said.

"Um, excuse me, Twilight Sparkle?" Jack asked.

"Yeah?" she replied.

"Where the hell are we?"

"You are in a town called Ponyville." she said.

"In which country?" Gavin asked.

"What do you mean, 'which country?'" she asked. "There is only one country."

"Which is?" Geoff asked.

"Equestria, of course!" she teased. "How do not remember the name of the country you live in!"

What. The. Fuck. Geoff cursed in his mind.

"Armagedies! We have a problem!" a cloaked figure yelled.

"What is it now?" Armagedies replied. "Does it have to do with the strange life forms?"

"That's the problem. We couldn't find them."

"What do you mean?"

"We combed the area for any signs, but all we found were these strange pieces of metal." the figure handed Armagedies a bullet.

"What does this mean?" Armagedies asked.

"This means someone else got to them before we could."