Let's Play?

Michael....

Michael....

Wake up....

Wake up....

I SAID WAKE UP!!!!

"AAAAAAH SHIT!" Michael screamed as he awoke.

"Finally he's up." Jack said. "We've been trying to wake you up for five minutes."

Perspiring, Michael looked at the room they were in.

"Where the hell are we?" he asked.

"You're kinda not going to believe this, but...." Geoff began.

"But what?" Michael asked.

".....We're in a unicorn's tree house slash library....home." Geoff finished.

"And its name is Twilight Sparkle, I think." Jack added.

Instantly, the memories of Michael seeing the cartoon ponies return. Michael suddenly got up.

"Where the hell are they?!" he frantically asked.

"Whoa whoa whoa!" Geoff calmed Michael down. "Jack."

"Yeah?" Jack replied.

"Wake up Ray." he ordered.

"Whatever." Jack said, walking over to Ray. "Hey Ray, get up."

Jack clumsily poked at Ray's forehead, before brutally slapping him across the face. As planned, this awoke Ray.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Ray shouted, annoyed from being suddenly awoken.

Ray hurled towards the laughing Jack, bringing the bearded man to the ground.

"This is fucking hilarious." Geoff giggled.

"Ray!" Michael yelled, pulling the Puerto Rican off Jack. "You won't believe me when I say this, but-"

"But what?" Ray asked.

"We're in Ponyville...." Michael said.

Instantly, Ray burst out laughing.

"How dumb do you think I am?!" Ray laughed, falling to the ground.

"I'm not joking!" Michael protested. "Ask the other guys!"

"Yeah," Ray wiped a tear from his eye. "How much did you pay them to believe you?"

"I didn't pay them jack shit!" Michael argued.

"It's true, Ray." Geoff said. "Either that, or Gavin drugged us in our sleep."

"By the way, where is Gavin?" Ray asked.

As if on cue, a loud scream was heard from upstairs. It belonged to the most high pitched English man to walk on the Earth.

"I think we found him." Michael said. "And the proof you'll need."

"Just hold on," Twilight Sparkle said. "It'll be alright."

"ALRIGHT MY BLOODY ARSE YOU TALKING HORSE!" Gavin slurred through his teeth.

Twilight stood above Gavin. The purple unicorn was busy using her magic to try the remove the bullet from the British mans leg. And as they could tell, it wasn't exactly the most painless thing in the world.

"Man, the strange object went in deep into the muscular tissues of the calf." Twilight said. "Alright, I just need to remove just one last thing...."

Twilight began to use her magic to move the bullet around, trying to wiggle it free. As expected, this caused a reaction from Gavin.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" he screamed bloody murder. "STOP IT PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"

"Almost out....." Twilight said, clenching her teeth.

The more the bullet moved, the more louder Gavin's scream got. Luckily for the both of them, the bullet was beginning to slide out.

"Only a little bit more...." Twilight whispered.

"MY LEG FEELS LIKE IT'S GETTING RIPPED IN HALF!!!!" Gavin screamed. "GODDAMN!"

With one final pull of her magic, the bullet came flying out.

"Got it!" Twilight cheered.

Gavin's eyes rolled to the back of his head as he passed out. That's when Twilight could hear a group of men walking up her staircase.

"You've got to believe me, Ray!" Michael argued.

"Yeah fucking right." Ray said, as he opened the door. "I'll believe it when I see it-......"

Ray noticed Twilight, standing over the unconscious body of his best friend. Ray fell back, ready to pass out. Luckily, Michael caught him before he could do so.

"Told you." Michael said.

"Holy shit!" Geoff yelled, running over to Gavin. "What the hell did you do to him?!"

"Don't worry about him." Twilight said. "He just passed out from the pain."

"The pain of what?" Jack asked.

"Pulling 'this'," Twilight used her magic to levitate the blood-covered bullet in the air. "-Out of his calf."

Michael's mind suddenly got filled with the image of Gavin jumping in front of him. The sight of the bullet making contact with the poor man's leg. The blood being sprayed all over his face and clothing. Instantly, he shook his head, trying to get rid of the horrid memories.

"When do you expect he will regain conciseness?" Michael asked.

"In about a couple of hours or so." Twilight replied. "...Hopefully."

"What do you mean, hopefully?" Geoff asked.

"Well you see," Twilight said. "When the metal object entered his leg, it went right into the fibula and got lodged into there. Due to the amount of blood loss from the wound, it won't be surprising if he slips into a coma."

"SO HE COULD DIE?!" they all yelled in unison.

"I honestly don't know." Twilight replied.

All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door.

"I'll be right back." Twilight said, exiting the room.

When she left, all four of them turned towards Gavin, who was sound asleep.

"He could slip into a coma.....and....die...." Michael whispered.

"Let's just calm down okay!" Geoff said. "She said there was a chance of him slipping into a coma. The unicorn-"

"It's Twilight Sparkle!" Ray yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Geoff yelled. "Anyways....Twilight Sparkle said it could happen, but chances are it wouldn't."

"So he might make it?" Michael asked.

"Possibly." Geoff replied.

"Huh." Michael said, beginning to think to himself.

His thoughts were interrupted when Twilight returned, but with another guest.

"Guys, I want you all to meet Princess Celestia!" she introduced the princess.

Ray and Michael's mouths went agape.

"So," Celestia began. "Welcome to Equestria!"